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I thought I had to fart, but ended up shitting my pants.

 Anyone ever have this happen??

 
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Yeah, its called a shart.
 
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had a couple of close calls but never
 
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yeah. so i killed myself.
 
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Obviously you are either very young or don't drink and eat to excess. 

Yes, I have had it happen.

In fact, right now I'm sitting here at my computer saying to myself, "Remember, don't fart before getting to the shitter first."
 
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Nope, I have a 27 year no shitting my pants streak since 1984
 
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of course.
 
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no, but i have had to shit and only farted.
 
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I shit my pants at least once a month
 
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I sharted myself once before, after i had ate some white castle

Never Again

 
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white castle 

TACO BELL 

it was the dammed cheezy gordita's
 
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Yup.  Did it on my sheets one night.  That sucked as I had to get up and change the sheets.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by donnybrasco:

Yup.  Did it on my sheets one night.  That sucked as I had to get up and change the sheets.

 

 FUCK, that always sucks. I hate it when that happens, then you roll around in it without you knowing. Kinda like some GG Allin style shit!!

 
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Quote Originally Posted by d_monay:

 

 FUCK, that always sucks. I hate it when that happens, then you roll around in it without you knowing. Kinda like some GG Allin style shit!!

A friend of a friend of mine tried to sell me on ho great GG Alin was. His selling points were this dude is crazy as fuck. He cuts himself at every show show he finishes the shows bloody. He knocked six front teeth out at one show because he was so into it. He throws shit and piss into the crowds and people love it. GG Alin fans consider it a blessing to be punched by GG at a live show.

And the kicker was he was showing me pictures of him and crazy shit at shows. Then he shows the picture of GG's funeral picture of him lying dead in his casket, meanwhile GG's brother has GG's dead cock in his hand posing like a motherfucker next to the casket. Oh I forgot to mention the music sucked.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

A friend of a friend of mine tried to sell me on ho great GG Alin was. His selling points were this dude is crazy as fuck. He cuts himself at every show show he finishes the shows bloody. He knocked six front teeth out at one show because he was so into it. He throws shit and piss into the crowds and people love it. GG Alin fans consider it a blessing to be punched by GG at a live show.

And the kicker was he was showing me pictures of him and crazy shit at shows. Then he shows the picture of GG's funeral picture of him lying dead in his casket, meanwhile GG's brother has GG's dead cock in his hand posing like a motherfucker next to the casket. Oh I forgot to mention the music sucked.

 LOL. I know all about him. Seen all the Docs and youtube videos about him. SICK SICK SICK Fucker!!!!

 

 
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Happened to me once at work. Couldn't flush the underwear down the toilet, so threw them into where all the paper towels got tossed. After that, backup undies are in the trunk. They're like snow chains. You hope you don't need them...............
 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

Happened to me once at work. Couldn't flush the underwear down the toilet, so threw them into where all the paper towels got tossed. After that, backup undies are in the trunk. They're like snow chains. You hope you don't need them...............

 

 Great story!!! Thanks Hawk

 
 
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This has happened to me once as well at work.........underwear in the trash and freeballing ever since.......almost 3 years no undies...........How ya like me now SALTY..


D-monay can you brag about banging out that GF of yours.....I am sorry that i love weed more than i love just about everything. Does that make me black.......  I think it just makes me cool.......but whatever.

For some reason d-monay i hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in the world happen to you and noone else but you......Now if you'll excuse me i have to go change the water in d-monays momma's water dish.
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