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If art and life imitate each other, than sports and life are a pretty tight fit as well. Just look at the recent Charlie Sheen mess.
The former Two And A Half Men star has fallen off the deep end. He’s boozing and throwing God knows what into his body, lashing out violently, riding an emotional roller coaster while giving into his crazy sexual urges with two live-in “Goddesses”.
And the world of sports has followed suit, with some of the biggest athletes in the biz showing that even the most finely-tuned machines have a little “Tiger Blood” in them.
Here are a few athletes that only Charlie Sheen would be proud of:
Miguel Cabrera
The Detroit Tigers ultra-talented slugger could probably go shot-for-shot with Sheen.
His drinking has got him in trouble in the past but his most recent run-in with the law proves that Cabrera needs help. Reports surfaced that Cabrera yelled at police officers to shoot him during his infamous DUI stop in February.
“F-ing shoot me. Kill me,” Cabrera screamed at cops, according to a report from the thesmokinggun.com.
"Do you know who I am?" he asked. "I'm Miguel Cabrera. I play for the Detroit Tigers. You don't know my family."
Miami Heat
“Winning” is great, according to Sheen, but losing just plain sucks.
Ask the Miami Heat, who allegedly shed some tears following their recent loss to the Chicago Bulls. And that’s not where the emotional breakdown stopped.
Forward Chris Bosh vented his frustrations to the media, saying he wasn’t happy with his role in the offense. On top of that, Bosh is following in Sheen’s footsteps when it comes to family issues.
He’s pleading with his baby’s momma, Allison Mathis, not to appear on the VH1 reality series Basketball Wives. Perhaps he and Charlie can trade tips about wives on TV, with Sheen having both his ex-wives involved in reality series.
This isn’t the first time Mathis has crossed Bosh, leaking information about the couple’s custody battle back in 2009, claiming the All-Star kicked her out while she was seven-months pregnant. Bosh isn’t the only Heat player having been through a public custody battle, with Dwyane Wade’s separation hogging headlines a few summers ago.
Trevor Gillies
Trevor Gillies needs some anger management classes, or maybe he could unleash the fury on a hotel room like Sheen, instead of taking that animosity to the ice.
The New York Islanders goon is serving his second suspension in less than month after a dirty hit on Minnesota Wild forward Cal Clutterbuck on March 2.
Gillies had just come off a nine-game suspension and $24,000 fine following a brawl with the Pittsburgh Penguins on Feb. 13. He sparked the melee with an elbow to the head of Penguins forward Eric Tangradi.
Gillies was dealt a 10-game ban and forfeits $60,975.60 as a repeat offender, for his hit on Clutterbuck, who told reporters, “There's no way that guy should be in the National Hockey League".
I think that’s how CBS views Sheen after his repeated tirades and manic behavior.
Brandon Davies
Sure, having sex with your girlfriend is a little different than having two “Goddesses” live with you in order to wet your sexual appetite - but not in the eyes of Brigham Young University.
The Cougars suspended Davies, their top forward, for breaking the school’s honor code, cock-blocking any chance they had of winning the NCAA title. Sure, Jimmer Fredette will give them a chance, but Davies was the glue guy for BYU and his absence will be felt early into the tournament.
Perhaps Davies wishes he would have picked a school like Kansas, which only suspended guard Tyshawn Taylor a handful of games for doing the no-pants dance with women’s basketball player, Marisha Brown, under the bleachers in Allen Fieldhouse.
Now that’s a move Charlie would be proud of.
The former Two And A Half Men star has fallen off the deep end. He’s boozing and throwing God knows what into his body, lashing out violently, riding an emotional roller coaster while giving into his crazy sexual urges with two live-in “Goddesses”.
And the world of sports has followed suit, with some of the biggest athletes in the biz showing that even the most finely-tuned machines have a little “Tiger Blood” in them.
Here are a few athletes that only Charlie Sheen would be proud of:
Miguel Cabrera
The Detroit Tigers ultra-talented slugger could probably go shot-for-shot with Sheen.
His drinking has got him in trouble in the past but his most recent run-in with the law proves that Cabrera needs help. Reports surfaced that Cabrera yelled at police officers to shoot him during his infamous DUI stop in February.
“F-ing shoot me. Kill me,” Cabrera screamed at cops, according to a report from the thesmokinggun.com.
"Do you know who I am?" he asked. "I'm Miguel Cabrera. I play for the Detroit Tigers. You don't know my family."
Miami Heat
“Winning” is great, according to Sheen, but losing just plain sucks.
Ask the Miami Heat, who allegedly shed some tears following their recent loss to the Chicago Bulls. And that’s not where the emotional breakdown stopped.
Forward Chris Bosh vented his frustrations to the media, saying he wasn’t happy with his role in the offense. On top of that, Bosh is following in Sheen’s footsteps when it comes to family issues.
He’s pleading with his baby’s momma, Allison Mathis, not to appear on the VH1 reality series Basketball Wives. Perhaps he and Charlie can trade tips about wives on TV, with Sheen having both his ex-wives involved in reality series.
This isn’t the first time Mathis has crossed Bosh, leaking information about the couple’s custody battle back in 2009, claiming the All-Star kicked her out while she was seven-months pregnant. Bosh isn’t the only Heat player having been through a public custody battle, with Dwyane Wade’s separation hogging headlines a few summers ago.
Trevor Gillies
Trevor Gillies needs some anger management classes, or maybe he could unleash the fury on a hotel room like Sheen, instead of taking that animosity to the ice.
The New York Islanders goon is serving his second suspension in less than month after a dirty hit on Minnesota Wild forward Cal Clutterbuck on March 2.
Gillies had just come off a nine-game suspension and $24,000 fine following a brawl with the Pittsburgh Penguins on Feb. 13. He sparked the melee with an elbow to the head of Penguins forward Eric Tangradi.
Gillies was dealt a 10-game ban and forfeits $60,975.60 as a repeat offender, for his hit on Clutterbuck, who told reporters, “There's no way that guy should be in the National Hockey League".
I think that’s how CBS views Sheen after his repeated tirades and manic behavior.
Brandon Davies
Sure, having sex with your girlfriend is a little different than having two “Goddesses” live with you in order to wet your sexual appetite - but not in the eyes of Brigham Young University.
The Cougars suspended Davies, their top forward, for breaking the school’s honor code, cock-blocking any chance they had of winning the NCAA title. Sure, Jimmer Fredette will give them a chance, but Davies was the glue guy for BYU and his absence will be felt early into the tournament.
Perhaps Davies wishes he would have picked a school like Kansas, which only suspended guard Tyshawn Taylor a handful of games for doing the no-pants dance with women’s basketball player, Marisha Brown, under the bleachers in Allen Fieldhouse.
Now that’s a move Charlie would be proud of.
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