Naughty girls on Santa's lap

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ZarleyZalapski PM ZarleyZalapski
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Posted: 12/8/2009 1:30:42 PM

So my roomates and I threw a little party last Saturday and Santa made an appearance. 

One by one, he got each of the naughty girls to sit on his lap (fine young ladies I must add).  He told them that they were on the naughty list but they had a few more weeks to get on Santa's good side.

In order to do so, they had to think of one thing that they wanted underneath the Christmas tree that was just a little bit naughty.  They then had to whisper this into Santa's ear if they wished to receive a little treat from the big guy... they all participated.

Santa was very impressed with some of the responses.

Among some of the naughty girls' wishlist items and gifts were double-ended dildos and the ability to squirt.  Whips and sex swings were also requested.

God I love the dirty minds of women.  They're almost as dirty as us.

My question to you is this... what other items do "regular" girls want underneath the Christmas tree?

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Posted: 12/8/2009 1:33:48 PM
wtf
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Posted: 12/8/2009 1:35:33 PM
Was this a strippers party?.....
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Posted: 12/8/2009 1:38:22 PM

Na... just regular girls.. some teachers, business women, waitresses.. university students.. regular girls.

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Posted: 12/8/2009 1:38:54 PM
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Posted: 12/8/2009 1:42:16 PM
so....you were Santa?....
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Posted: 12/8/2009 1:48:12 PM
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Posted: 12/8/2009 1:56:22 PM
That I most certainly was... .  Perhaps the finest 30 minutes of my life.  The girls swinging by a few hours later to ask if they can expect Santa to deliver on their requests was just as nice.
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Posted: 12/8/2009 1:58:57 PM

Any other ideas on what these girls want?

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yes, you to quit stalking them.
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Posted: 12/8/2009 2:03:26 PM
probably not a creep job playing Santa at next years party...
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Posted: 12/8/2009 2:14:05 PM
These chicks were friggin with you because you looked and acted desperate.
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Posted: 12/8/2009 2:21:11 PM

Haha.. some of them my have thought that... but I'm certain that most of the girls enjoyed confiding in Santa.

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Posted: 12/8/2009 2:53:57 PM
michael, good to see you at it again
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Posted: 12/8/2009 2:54:01 PM
To clarify... they were all 21 or older.  It was a Christmas themed party so although some may have been creeped out after a bad experience with Santa back in their childhood, the majority were extremely excited  to sit on Santa's lap.
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Posted: 12/8/2009 3:03:08 PM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by ZarleyZalapski:

  the majority were extremely excited  to sit on Santa's lap.

 

maybe they were imagining all the gifts they could afford from the settlement

 

 

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Posted: 12/8/2009 3:05:14 PM
If I had been at this party...and you were to have asked my wife about "naughty" gifts.....I would have dropped your fat behind like a bad habit.....
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Posted: 12/8/2009 3:07:50 PM

first I though it was a real story, than I thought it was a joke and waited for the punchline, than I was wtf.

 

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Posted: 12/8/2009 3:11:38 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by pezeveng:

first I though it was a real story, than I thought it was a joke and waited for the punchline, than I was wtf.

 



THEN!
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Posted: 12/8/2009 3:14:03 PM
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Originally Posted by jay10:

If I had been at this party...and you were to have asked my wife about "naughty" gifts.....I would have dropped your fat behind like a bad habit.....

 

Haha.. and I would have deserved it.  No married girls on Santa's lap.  That was one of the stipulations.

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Posted: 12/8/2009 4:32:32 PM

sounds like a cool party..

did any ask for Sausage from Santa ?

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Posted: 12/8/2009 4:46:33 PM
Haha... unfortunately not... although he did get a few phone #s stuffed under his belt.
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Posted: 12/8/2009 4:54:19 PM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by ZarleyZalapski:

Haha... unfortunately not... although he did get a few phone #s stuffed under his belt.

 

so you got the sausage from them?

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Posted: 12/8/2009 5:05:35 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by grnlntrn4life:

 

so you got the sausage from them?

Haha.. no... but I like your sense of humor.

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Posted: 12/8/2009 6:26:28 PM
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