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So my ace boone person gets outta Elmira State Pen menyana. He did a 30 month stint for Weapons posession/Parole violation. Anyways, point of story is, I fucked his lady while he was away. It only happened twice, about two years ago. But it happened. It's going to be weird being in the same room as both of them for the first time in some time. I mean, dude ain't stupid. He know's she didn't keep her shit tight while he was gone. I mean, come on, no woman is waiting 3 years for anyone. It's just gonna hurt cause it was ME! We are more like brothers than friends. Talking 20yr deep. I don't want to loose my dude over some sideways coochie. He didn't talk to me from 2001-2003 because I had slipped up a fell in his moms coochie that time. I figure if he could forgive me for that, what is this in comparisson? Like I said. It only happened twice.....
 
 
 
 
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Do you ever do the right thing? It's like you give the trouser finger to everyone.......
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Thats tuff cause he's just gonna be getting out,  and shouldnt have to deal with that bs time he walks out the gate.   In this case i say no.....   If she wants to tell him. then so be it.    If she's all about the guy she's not gonna say anything.   I you feel wierd, thats just your reward for beaten up your buds box while he's in the pokey.
 
 
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So, your best friend of 20 years finally forgives you for fucking his Mother and then you fuck his wife while he's locked up?  I'm calling bullshit.  You are too big of a wussie to do that.  Thanks for trying to start an interesting thread though.
 
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wife? You can't read my friend. Girl friend of two years. wifey...
And besides. I'm the one that hooked them up....
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by WussieMan:

wife? You can't read my friend. Girl friend of two years. wifey...
And besides. I'm the one that hooked them up....
 
 
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Perhaps you should have finished high school.  You simply wrote "I fucked his lady."  That's pretty ambiguous.  What's not ambiguous is that you are a piece of shit that deserves the bullet your "friend" is likely to put in your ass.  Go fuck yourself...it may be your last opportunity 
 
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You screwed his wife before......and now his girlfriend?  Once wasn't enough, huh?  That pretty much answers your question.  Pretty obvious  you don't give two $hits about your "brother."

Why not just go bang his sister?
 
brothers who stab you in the back every chance they get.
 
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It was only a weapons charge, what could possibly go wrong?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

You screwed his wife before......and now his girlfriend?  Once wasn't enough, huh?  That pretty much answers your question.  Pretty obvious  you don't give two $hits about your "brother."

Why not just go bang his sister?
 
brothers who stab you in the back every chance they get.

His mother came at me a few years back when I was home on leave from the service. Thats not my fault. and then again, his chick was the one who called me. Again, not my fault. Like you fuckers wouldn't do the same thing. His moms was like 43 at the time but looked 30. She from  the islands. His chick is AfroAsian. Nuff said. I see it as providing a service that if not me, someone else would have capitalized on. Why depribe myself

 

 
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Youre a loser. I hope he puts some screws in you, tightens you the fuck up.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:


Perhaps you should have finished high school.  You simply wrote "I fucked his lady."  That's pretty ambiguous.  What's not ambiguous is that you are a piece of shit that deserves the bullet your "friend" is likely to put in your ass.  Go fuck yourself...it may be your last opportunity 

Why you always so mad?? Did I lose you some monies??

 
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honestly, banging his mom is one thing, banging his girl while he is in the joint is another. He really can't be that good of a friend, i know i wouldn't do that to anyone that was truly a friend to me.
 
Don't worry about him, you need to worry about KARMA, it will bite you in the ass for sure.
 
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My advice would be to off them both before he can get to you.
 
Catch him sleeping, not literally (although that could work), more like offguard, like when he's enjoying assraping you.
 
It's gonna be a long summer wussieman.
 
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This is like a NOSEHAIR thread.
 
 
 I don't want to loose my dude over some sideways coochie.
 
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So i should not tell him???
 
 
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Bake a pie, send it to your friend in the slammer (insert sawblade) before he gets out.
 
The outcome of this will be 1 of 2 things:
 
1. Eternally grateful you ended his captivity.
 
2. Move up the date of impending assrape.
 
 
 
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 i'm driving to pick him up in the morning. Was considering telling him then. Maybe thats not such a good idea anymore. Dubt she'll ever tell unless they breakup, at which point I can deny....
 
I'll see how this plays out...
 
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 i will be watching this system closely
 
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Horseshit,  not even amusing horseshit....
 
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Consider the source.....The only sideways coochie is yours.....
 
This is even worse then you buying food stamps from that lady....Or is it worse than wishing that the football player's leg was broken becasue you had a bet on the other team.....
 
There seems to be a pattern to your posts and all of them end with you being a complete fucking asswipe.....
 
Good luck with that, but your conundrums are blatantly obvious yet you ask the forum.......You can not use the words friend and I fucked his mom and now his lady in the same post....
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If you do that to friends I would hate to see what you do to your enemies
 
Try to bang their 12 year old sisters?
 
At least when you hear that very loud sound behind you, the idea that he is putting 2 in the back of your head shouldn't surprise you.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CountNo_Account:

Horseshit,  not even amusing horseshit....

As if you opionion matter too me. I don't even know who you are. I'm not the type to come to these forums and lie. What would i get outta that. I use this place as  Wussies Journal. I simply type down whats going on in my life. You don't have to read it. I've never even seen one of your post. You can call me a lot of things. But a bullshitter is not one of them...

move along sonnie....

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

Consider the source.....The only sideways coochie is yours.....
 
This is even worse then you buying food stamps from that lady....Or is it worse than wishing that the football player's leg was broken becasue you had a bet on the other team.....
 
There seems to be a pattern to your posts and all of them end with you being a complete fucking asswipe.....
 
Good luck with that, but your conundrums are blatantly obvious yet you ask the forum.......You can not use the words friend and I fucked his mom and now his lady in the same post....

I pursued neither. Is it my fault that the women in his life are person???

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by WussieMan:

As if you opionion matter too me. I don't even know who you are. I'm not the type to come to these forums and lie. What would i get outta that. I use this place as  Wussies Journal. I simply type down whats going on in my life. You don't have to read it. I've never even seen one of your post. You can call me a lot of things. But a bullshitter is not one of them...

move along sonnie....

Well now see you just lied right there.......I believe that was one of his posts...all credibility is lost

 

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