Need help in passing a drug test

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Long story short, I was a happy pothead for most of the ages 14-25.  I got a job with a strict drug policy, so I stopped smoking for almost 4 years.  Recently, I said fuck it and started puffing again.  I&#x27;m fairly sure I have the drug testing timing down so I can smoke in short bursts here and there, but JUST IN CASE does anyone know something that can flush my system in the event of an emergency?  Something that maybe you used before and helped you pass a test on short notice?&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;Links and stories are welcome.  I love my weed and now that I&#x27;m smoking again, I truly realize how much I missed it the last 4 years.

glyde69 · Answer

Long story short, I was a happy pothead for most of the ages 14-25.  I got a job with a strict drug policy, so I stopped smoking for almost 4 years.  Recently, I said fuck it and started puffing again.  I&#x27;m fairly sure I have the drug testing timing down so I can smoke in short bursts here and there, but JUST IN CASE does anyone know something that can flush my system in the event of an emergency?  Something that maybe you used before and helped you pass a test on short notice?&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;Links and stories are welcome.  I love my weed and now that I&#x27;m smoking again, I truly realize how much I missed it the last 4 years.

revengeissweet1 · Answer

take your friend&#x27;s urine in and use that but in order to get away with it, you&#x27;ll have to keep it in your mouth during the day

glyde69 · Answer

Hahaha, don&#x27;t think I can pull that off.  To me, having a dudes piss in my mouth is about the same as blowing him and thats not my thing.

revengeissweet1 · Answer

lol, i heard that in an SNL skecth and thought it would fit in, glad you saw the humour in it - good luck tho, im glad canadian companies cant drug test

boberts427 · Answer

i&#x27;ve heard of some kind of berry as well as stuff you can buy from friends in the air force

banans · Answer

there was a thread about this a few months ago. here is a link:&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;https://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=35&amp;sub=100293613

glyde69 · Answer

Oh man, I was hoping there would be a "magic" pill out there that cleans you out.

PokinSmot · Answer

Theres a drink that works...kind of expensive but it worked for my friend and myself....but i forget the name of it try also  https://detoxland.com/

REMYREVERE · Answer

Glyde I had a similar situation once. As you know I work for a bank and in banking they usually give you one drug test when you get hired and leave you alone after that. 1st banking job hired me and then on my first day there gave me my test. Plenty of time to drink gallons of green tea and flush my system (beer also helps as it is a diaretic). When I left job 1 for banking job 2 I figured I would have plenty of time with my 2 weeks notice to flush my system of pot. I went on an interview and they called me back for a 2nd interview 3 days later and told me I would have to take a drug test. So basically I have 3 days to flush my system. Drank about $100 in green tea and got this drink at GNC It is expensive (it was $45 3 years ago). You have to be careful how you ask for the drink, at least the guy who sold it to me wouldn't sell it unless I said it like "I need something to clean my body out." Long story short (probably too late for that) you drink the drink, fill the empty bottle with water and drink again and for the next 4 to 6 hours it masks you piss of any toxins.

joseuribe · Answer

Go to your local smoke shop and see what they got in back.They sell several products and most come with a "money back guarantee".

glyde69 · Answer

Thanks for the responses guys.  I think I found what I&#x27;m looking for on the detoxland website.&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;Remy, don&#x27;t PokinSmot&#x27;s avatar look like Mean Jean?

crashin2me · Answer

sonny #7 always work I have several friends who are cops and they swear by it. drink some every day . Ive personnally passed test as well.

Paulsy · Answer

i think the head shops make more on the stuff to pass a drug test then they do on pipes and stuff

yock1571 · Answer

have been a union officer for over 20 years and have seen and heard of all the tricks and let me tell you from experience that there is NOTHING  THAST WORKS OUT THERE TODAY.&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;all those claims and internet ideas all come up short and if your about to be tested your in a bad way . how long since you last smoked? . how good was the weed?. how much your body can hold?.&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;the best of my years of experience that it can last up to 20to0 days in your ststem if its a zero tolerence policy . our policy is  a non postive with up to 25 manograms of weed.&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;BEST OF LUCK PAL YOU NEED TO STOP SMOKING THAT SHIT AGAIN

glyde69 · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by yock1571] &#xD;&#xA;have been a union officer for over 20 years and have seen and heard of all the tricks and let me tell you from experience that there is NOTHING  THAST WORKS OUT THERE TODAY.&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;all those claims and internet ideas all come up short and if your about to be tested your in a bad way . how long since you last smoked? . how good was the weed?. how much your body can hold?.&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;the best of my years of experience that it can last up to 20to0 days in your ststem if its a zero tolerence policy . our policy is  a non postive with up to 25 manograms of weed.&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;BEST OF LUCK PAL YOU NEED TO STOP SMOKING THAT SHIT AGAIN &#xD;&#xA;[/Quote]&#xD;&#xA;Nothing really works, eh?  I don&#x27;t have any specific test.  I&#x27;ve been there for 4 years and every November is my annual test, while May-June is my "random" which we actually know is coming a few days in advance.  My plan is to smoke every year from December to March, then again in the summer after my random.&#xD;&#xA;JUST IN CASE something goes wrong and I find out I have a random test that is out of schedule, I want a back-up plan even if the chances are slim.  I&#x27;m smoking real good weed usually one day during the week, and one day on the weekend.  I LOVE IT.  BEST 10 HOURS OF MY WEEK ARE WHEN I&#x27;M LIT UP LISTENING TO MUSIC, PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, AND WATCHING SPORTS!!!!!   All the hassles and stress disappear.  I&#x27;m happier.  Everything is 100 times cooler.

glyde69 · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by crashin2me] &#xD;&#xA;sonny #7 always work I have several friends who are cops and they swear by it. drink some every day . Ive personnally passed test as well.&#xD;&#xA;[/Quote]&#xD;&#xA;Whats Sonny #7?  I googled it and found nothing.

Gene024 · Answer

fake piss worked for me before when i needed it.. comes with a hand warmer and everything..strap it on to the leg and your good to go..

Gene024 · Answer

crashin- your cop friends are potheads?? hmm interesting.. always wondered how many cops out there did drugs

accventures · Answer

I think olive juice out of a bottle of olives is supossed to break down the THC.  Wasn&#x27;t there something called Golden Seal years ago also?

crashin2me · Answer

try sonny&#x27;s #7 i think they might even sell it at gnc I buy it at my head shop....I know lots of cops who smoke funny thing is some even work narcotics. Most of the cops I know if they pull you over and you have some theyll just make you throw it away or give it to them. Some of the best weed i have smoked has been confiscated. Now dont get me wrong there are asshole cops that will take you straight to jail

TheVulture · Answer

I hope you get fired.

glyde69 · Answer

Vulture, may your first chid be born with three eyes and seven toes.

fatdan215 · Answer

Ayo lots and lots of cranberry juice a couple of buddys of mine are on probation and they still smoke and they said that cranberry juice does work i think its the citric aciids

TheVulture · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by glyde69]  Vulture, may your first chid be born with three eyes and seven toes.&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;  [/Quote]You&#x27;re basically saying that you like smoking pot more than your job.  What a dipshit.

jpero · Answer

Vulture - Do you drink alcohol because alcohol is one million times more harmful and dangerous than marijuana. The US government has created a negative connotation of weed and made everyone think it is evil.

There are numerous ways to pass a drug test for weed.

As Gene said there is a fake urine set that come with a warming plate and it warms the urine up to an acceptable temp (temperature is the main thing when using fake piss or someone elses

) and then you put it on the inside of your thigh to keep the temperature near body temp.

There are many drinks and other methods such as drinking tons of water and cranberry juice but one of the main knocks is that you might have a very diluted piss and it makes it look like you were trying to beat the test which could create a fail. The GNC body cleanse is probably a good thing to get and take to go along with whatever method you plan to go with.

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