Cleveland @ TorontoThe Pick: Toronto ML-142 for Toronto to beat Cleveland at home, when Huff is on the mound. WWTT (What Were They Thinking?!), yeah I don't know if anyone has ever abbreviated that, but I just mother fucking did. This line should easily be -180 or even higher. Huff is terrible. He's inconsistent and having some problems, not to mention that Cleveland is 17-30 on the road. Oh, and by on the road I mean on the road in their country, they're not even going to be in the US eay?.. Hah Whatever Cleveland is not going to win this game, I don't care if you wished for it really hard while on Santa's lap last christmas... Santa was drunk, and thinking about little boys. Nobody gives a fuck about Cleveland, not even Cleveland, they're too busy giving a fuck about LeBron, and Shaq and busy brainstorming how to make the Big Ten suck less (we'll go into that later). During Huff's last three games he's only pitched an average of 5 innings, compared to Rzepczynski who in the last three games has pitched at least the 6th inning. I know He has a low ERA because he's only had three starts, and lost his first two, however remember it's not uncommon for pitchers to struggle a little their first couple of times. Then, when they are comfortable with the team, and know exactly what role they play they'll do a little better. Rzepczynski's win against Penny isn't exactly saying too much, but none the less It's still the Red Sox, and I think this will be game two. take the money out of your pocket and put it on Rzepczynski, and maybe after you come back from the cage with your cash you can buy Marc a few more vowels for his freakin name.
DAVID HUFF (L) ERA: 6.60 W/L: 4-4
DATE OPP W/L SCORE OU IP $
07/17/2009 SEA L 2-6 U 5 -100
07/09/2009 CHW W 10-8 O 4? 110
07/03/2009 OAK W 15-3 O 6 100
MARC RZEPCZYNSKI (L) ERA: 2.50 W/L: 1-1
DATE OPP W/L SCORE OU IP $
07/18/2009 BOS W 6-2 U 6 105
07/12/2009 BAL L 2-4 U 6 -100
07/07/2009 TB L 1-3 U 6 -100
- Indians are third worst in the league in times striking out with 7.7 per game.
- Indians are the easiest team to score on in the league, giving up 5.5 runs per game.
- Indians have the worst hits allowed in the league, allowing 9.7 per game.
- Indians give up the most free passes in the league allowing 3.8 per game.
- Indians are third last in the league in striking out opponents with 6.1 per game.
- Blue Jays have the second best hits stat in the league at 9.5 per game.
- Blue Jays strike out less than any team in the league with 5.9 per game.
- Blue Jays have allowed the third fewest runs in the league at 4.4 runs per game.
- Blue Jays are third in the league in striking out opponents with 7.3 per game.
San Diego @ PhiladelphiaThe Pick Philadelphia MLhahahahahahahahahahaha. Are you confused? Do I really need to write up here? If you thought Philadelphia was on a roll before wait till you see this series! Look, Philly figured things out, and yeah they lost to the cubs today and ended the ten gamer, but who cares. They are one of the Post All Star hot teams, they can score, and they are balanced. Okay, Okay I guess you have a point... It's not like they're playing San Diego... oh! Right.. San Diego is as good of a team as Mike Tyson is smart. And if you think Tyson is a genius go ahead, be an Eisenstein and put your money down, but I'm telling you with a distinguishing meaning; San Diego can't hit on the road, especially against lefty's... No fuck that. let me rephrase that statement so it has a little bit more fact, and emphasis oh my point... San Diego sucks more dick on the road than the crack person who hangs out next to the broken gate by the ghetto apartment complex... Don't act like you haven't driven by there.. Anyway. 13-32 That's their road record. You know what here are the facts. Hamels has won his last three, San Diego is 13-32, Correia isn't too terrible, in fact he's half decent, but you need a solid team behind you. And don't forget Hamel's Home ERA is 2 runs lower then his overall ERA. Why am I still wasting your time with this write up. Go make some money.
- Padres are lowest scoring team in the league at 3.7 runs per game.
- Padres trail the league in hits with 7.8 per game.
- Padres have the second weakest defence in the league at 5.0 runs per game.
- Phillies are the highest scoring team in the league at 5.4 runs per game.
- Phillies are third in the league in hits at 9.0 per game.