#1 Posted: 12/5/2012 10:48:40 PM gambling and marijuana have been legalized, possibly intra-species marriage as well but that may be a stretch... definitely not marriage to inanimate objects...as a result of millions depending on games for their incomes a micro-chip will be placed in all footballs determining via GPS satellite the EXACT placement of the ball on close 4th down runs...drones will be utilized as well to review not only penalties, scoring plays and turnovers but to give really good camera angles of cheerleaders and provide crowd control as needed... the 26 game season will begin right after the 4th of July and end the weekend before March Madness and the word "hockey" will be as little used as the word "Canada"...all facilities will be equipped with state of the art surgical hospitals and small medical teaching colleges and instead of the State of the Union address all Presidents will be required to weigh in on the upcoming DRAFT 
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