Sucker NFL writer delivers favorite sucker bet of the week

So I know betting teasers is a total sucker play. I’ve been told multiple times by sharp bettors that I should steer clear of bush league bets like teasers, but I can’t help myself.

They’re like the butter on my movie popcorn - bad for me in the long haul but satisfyingly greasy. 

I won my three-team teaser in Week 2 (Saints, Falcons and Packers), and I think I found another winning triple play on the Week 4 betting board.

Here’s the 6-point, three-teamer I’ve got in mind:

All odds courtesy of BetJamaica.com.

New York Jets (Pick) at Buffalo Bills

Don’t fool yourselves folks, Ryan Fitzpatrick sucks. He sucks just like every Bills quarterback has since Jim Kelly. Which is more likely, that a guy who played in the Ivory League is a rising star or that the Pats secondary is atrocious? Yeah, thought so. I’ll take door No. 2 as well.

Jets signal caller Mark Sanchez isn’t overlooking the Bills. He remembers all too well how shitty he was against Buffalo last year. How can bettors forget that 5 INT performance?

San Francisco 49ers at Atlanta Falcons (-0.5)

Is there a more inept coaching staff in the league than the 49ers’? Is there any team that seems less prepared to play every Sunday than San Fran? I don’t think so.

That’s why I’m not reading too much into these rumored player benchings. I hate to be the one to break this to you Coach Singletary because you’re a scary dude, but you’ve lost this team and pushing a few popular veterans to the bench isn’t going to win you any support.

Meanwhile, Matty Ice and Company look to lay down another monster beatdown on Niner Nation like they did last season at San Fran.

Indianapolis Colts (-1) at Jacksonville Jaguars

Peyton Manning > David Garrard. That is all.

What do you guys think? Have I locked down a winning three-teamer or is there something I’m overlooking? What’s your favorite Sunday teaser?

Squareball city.  2 of those 3 will probably lose.

Colts -2.5, Chargers -2.5, two team teaser. Throwing the Jets in there isn't bad either. ATL-SF scares me a little bit, SF has some talent and they should be desperate.

lololol not at all. This is a good bet Ashton

I think it's 

I'm not hating on it. I get great odds on teasers, so I'm betting colts -1 and chargers -3 for 1/2 a unit and jets -0.5 and Bengals +3 for a 1/2.

BOL ashton at the end of the season the square bets and all that BS that everyone talks about doesn't matter. It's the record, and Return on Investment. If you have a good ROI its all good

and your sucker bet is all on the colts now! bol!

You're on your way to a win.

Stay thirsty

maybe not....no one knows how to figure vig on these things

 

That was brutal.

Like you mentioned early in your post, stay away from 3 team teasers, their sucker bets. I'm a believer that if you can't bet the line straight up or the money line, then don't bet. Atlanta didn't have any business winning that game, never ahead for 59:59 and won, only to drag you into another dimension of misery.