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Posted: #51
hahaha

only thing funnier than the post is the replys, 3 best

go on website and get ideas
practice on a watermellon 
put your pinky in her pooper

my advice if your an adult and aint been to first or second base, leave it alone, you may turn into some genious capper who dont worry about punani.!.!.!
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Posted: #52
Tell her to close her eyes tilt her head back and stick your dick in her mouth
 
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Posted: #53

Buy yourself a Kiwi fruit & carve out some lips and a tongue.

Then have a good time practicing.  You'll be able to stick your tongue in and it will feel juicy...just like the real thing.

 
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Posted: #54
hahahaha one of the funniest threads ever, good luck deadwood if you're not horsin around on here
 
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Posted: #55
Unfortunately, I think the geek is serious.
 
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Posted: #56

Quote Originally Posted by Jaysvdubwhat:

Tell her to close her eyes tilt her head back and stick your dick in her mouth

 

oh yea,,,i forgot about that story you told about how that guy got you to suck his dick,,,weird,,,but to each there own. you're pretty wild vdub,,,,,,,,,,,

 
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Posted: #57
I'm 27.  Is that old?
 
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Posted: #58
Actually that IS pretty old to not have any experience.  I still think you should go with an older woman for a while.  They love a "learner", just do everything they want you to do.  You can learn a lot and become an "expert" before you know it.
 
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Posted: #59
Damn, this guy is the poster child for premature ejaculation
 
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Posted: #60

Do this  in her crack and she'll love u forever!

 

 

 
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Posted: #61
hi deadmoney, like masemoney said, don't listen to the negativity...you will get the hang of it quickly...just take it easy and slow, don't try to ram your tounge down her throat, just start softly, let your tounges touch and go from there...caress her face, her hair, and say nice things to her (if you mean them)...just enjoy it...have a good weekend
 
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Posted: #62
Yo Deadmoney,  drink a couple beers first, it'll calm you down.  You know the Kay's Diamonds commercial?  How they say every kiss starts with a diamond or something like that?  No, no, no brother, more kisses start after a few Miller Lites.  Trust me.  Good Luck.
 
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Posted: #63

lol cave0707, this is true

 

it is friday afternoon, time to get some beers:)

 
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Posted: #64

Quote Originally Posted by gold6185:

Giver her a long romantic kiss & gently whisper in her ear-  "whats  the over under on the Laker game?"

If she spreads & knows the spread - then she is a keeper!

 
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Posted: #65
this threads funny,,who kisses anymore? when she opens her mouth shove your cock down her throat..end of story.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Rook12:

If she spreads & knows the spread - then she is a keeper!

yeah thats all he needs is two degenerates in one house..They would be fighting over the account balance and free plays. fuck that,,bitch aint getting my free play.
 
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Posted: #67
dont spend too much money on her! its the holidays, single girls just try to grab anyone these days just for the holidays
 
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Posted: #68
the first time i kiss a girl i was 12 years old and it was in school, man it was great i haven t stop since. the girl was a nun i guess it s not just priest who take advantage of kids,------- i didn t mind though, i was the first kid in school and the last one to leave.
 
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Posted: #69
craziest thread ever....ha
 
 
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just enjoy the moment and relax about the situation.. a stiff drink might help.. hell.. do a double of your favorite ..

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