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compared to this guy




 
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 Higher education 
 
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Dan Marino must be a genius too (he scored the same as Young).

Sebastian Janikowski falls right in between with a 9.



Typically I'd let posts like this go. But not with this OP. We know where he stands and his explicit or implicit mindset stands with regard to his choice of the Young Wonderlic score over the Marino Wonderlic score (which is well documented by the way). 

When long-standing and highly degrading racial slurs are tossed around these forums you'd expect a pig like this to keep his nose in the mud without an oink of protest. But not Count. He offers a gleeful laugh in post #54 (one of his only contributions to a 300+ post thread is in support of a racial slur...how surprising).

Fair and Balanced...
 
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Get over yourself Scab you delusional twat.Who died and left you in charge of anything? Not everything is about you and your twisted agenda you clueless sanctimonious dildo...



 
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I believe a 4 indicates no reading or writing skills at all.....LSU(and other higher education institutions) should be ashamed of themselves.....someone that stupid being allowed to attend college is insane...thank god he plays football at a high level or one day he would probably be another statistic....hopefully genuinely good people take care of his finances as he will be incapable.....disgusting and not the least bit funny
 
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Scal  jokes for you.

Why was Morris Claibrne late for his pro day?  

He was stuck on a broken escalator.

What did the average LSU player get on his wonderlic?

Drool.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CountNo_Account:

Get over yourself Scab you delusional twat.Who died and left you in charge of anything? Not everything is about you and your twisted agenda you clueless sanctimonious dildo...






It is when people like you and the majority of posters here leave this site and go out into the real world. 


Sanctimonious dildo...that will be the one and only time you'll see those two words paired together in human history...you can die a happy man knowing your time on this earth amounted to something  (70 years from now maybe even have a tombstone etching arranged to commemorate the extraordinary accomplishment: "Here lies Count - Inventor of the phrase "Sanctimonious Dildo". There won't be a dry eye in the house. Instead of roses, dildos will be respectfully tossed your way as you leave to the great beyond. Maybe you'll even follow Egyptian Pharaoh custom and be buried with one lucky Sanctimonious dildo. You did invent the phrase after all. )
 
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mel kiper only got an 8
 
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as long as the kid can play football, i don't give a shit what he scores on some "academic" test.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by metalbill:

as long as the kid can play football, i don't give a shit what he scores on some "academic" test.

 
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Regis Philbin on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire [Sports Edition]

7. The ninth month of the year is
1 October, 2 January, 3 June,
4 September, 5 May.


Morris Claiborne: What is December 
Regis Philbin: Morris, December is not an option, are you sure that is your final answer? 
Morris Claiborne: Shit, jeez, umm can i fone my boy?
Regis Philbin: Yes, you have 3 lifelines
Morris: Aight, I'll call my boy Vince

AT&T please get Vince on the line....ring ring

Vince Young: Ay whatup there Reg'
Regis Philbin: Hello Vince we have your good friend Morris here and he's struggling with a pretty easy question, maybe you can help him out.

Vince: I'll give it a shot

Regis: What is the 9TH MONTH OF THE YEAR

Vince Young: Wow damn, umm....SHIT....that is a hard one, hmm, im not too sure bout this one right here.

Regis: Vince you got 3 seconds

Vince: If I had a gun to my head I would choose choice ....

CLICK

Morris Claiborne: Damn my boy Vince  aint help me much, i'll use my 50/50

Regis: Ok please eliminate 2 of the wrong choice. Morris, you are left with ::COUGH::: SEPTEMBER ::COUGH:: and January.

Morris Claiborne: Ok, January is my final answer

Regis: walks off.

 
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Avatar is fucking hilarious
 
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Morris- "The ninth month is when the baby is due...but I swear I didn't sleep wit dat ho"
 
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If I was black, all I'd need is a microphone or a basketball and I'd be set for life.  
 
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And people wonder how athletes can go through millions of dollars in just a few years and be on skid row when they are 30. Poor guys like this could taken advantage of so easily.

The fact that these Academic guys even go to college at all is just a joke anyways. It's not like they take classes or learn anything if they don't want to.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

Dan Marino must be a genius too (he scored the same as Young).

Sebastian Janikowski falls right in between with a 9.



Typically I'd let posts like this go. But not with this OP. We know where he stands and his explicit or implicit mindset stands with regard to his choice of the Young Wonderlic score over the Marino Wonderlic score (which is well documented by the way). 

When long-standing and highly degrading racial slurs are tossed around these forums you'd expect a pig like this to keep his nose in the mud without an oink of protest. But not Count. He offers a gleeful laugh in post #54 (one of his only contributions to a 300+ post thread is in support of a racial slur...how surprising).

Fair and Balanced...

  he names two guys in the whole league , and one has been retired for over 10 years , facts are facts Scal i know it hurts but blacks are one of the dumbest races if not the dumbest

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by crod1980:

And people wonder how athletes can go through millions of dollars in just a few years and be on skid row when they are 30. Poor guys like this could taken advantage of so easily.

The fact that these Academic guys even go to college at all is just a joke anyways. It's not like they take classes or learn anything if they don't want to.

They learn all types of shit in college.  Like how to give cunnilingus to white women and how to smoke a bong.
 
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Like a famous black man once said "As long as we can sign our checks, fuck we care bout readin and writin"
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CountNo_Account:

Get over yourself Scab you delusional twat.Who died and left you in charge of anything? Not everything is about you and your twisted agenda you clueless sanctimonious dildo...







Hey Scab-

You didn't address "delusional twat." Can you give me about 500 words on that?
 
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Speaking of Athletics/Academia anyone see this?



 
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Just an FYI for the writer... the joke was Bradshaw being spotted the C and the T, not the C and the A.

Not that I'm gonna lose sleep over it, but...

 
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i hope this poor bastard has enough sense to hire himself an honest agent and accountant. he's borderline illiterate.
 
 
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Sanctimonious? That's a little harsh................

Marino and Bradshaw were both on the low end, and managed to carve out some pretty good careers, and they were field "generals"

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