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Posted: 1/10/2011 2:53:11 PM
Rodney once again- Marriage is an institution...if by institution you mean prison
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#52
Posted: 1/10/2011 8:55:58 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by callmetim:

"Life is like a penis...when it's soft you can't beat it. When it's hard you're getting fucked."


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#53
Posted: 1/10/2011 9:13:20 PM

"Women, can't live with them......THE END"

         -Al Bundy

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Posted: 1/10/2011 9:25:43 PM
Well the one thing about masturbation...at least you're having sex with someone you love.
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Posted: 1/10/2011 9:37:48 PM
"Hi! I'm trotter64"
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#56
Posted: 1/10/2011 10:09:39 PM
"If its got tits or tires its bound to give you problems"
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Posted: 1/11/2011 3:44:50 AM
Sorry if they may come off a little racist (I think it actually makes fun of white people more than black people, you be the judge)

Q:  Whats the only good thing about a white point guard?
A: If you sister dates a point guard

-Arty, Beer League
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Posted: 1/11/2011 6:54:12 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by VanDutch:

"Your Sister's Cu*t!"

 

- Uncle Junior.

That shower scene is a classic!

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Posted: 1/11/2011 10:05:24 AM
marriage is a great institution, you just want to be institualized.
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