Posted: 9/4/2010 3:44:11 AM
....around the house yesterday with my beefy 5 horsepower wet/dry industrial Shop Vac. It was glorious moving one room to the next swallowing up dust and spider webs with the greatest of ease. I arrived in the last room which is my office and grazed over the book shelves. Over my shoulder was my laptop sitting on my desk. I paused and thought what a perfect moment to shine up the dusty key board in record time.
Well that didn't go so well. Half a dozen keys just launched off the board and straight up the hose like they were spring loaded. Now they're scattered all over the table after eing fished out of the vacuum tub waitng for me to make another feeble attempt at reinserting them..
Laugh it up gents, you don't get to read boneheaded manuevers like that very often.