Posted: 11/10/2012 9:19:17 PM
Yogi: "Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it's always too crowded"
Yogi telling Hank Aaron: "You need to have the label down, so you can't read it"
Aaron: "I didn't come here to read......."
Thomas Edison: "Luck is the residue of good design"
Sorry, not an athlete. Google Mickey Rivers for a crackup
One last non-athlete (with my apologies)
Woman at party: "Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I would poison your martini"
Sir Winston Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it"