Posted: 7/24/2012 4:37:21 AM
The Year was 2002 May to be exact,
Im in one of my favorite Bars called Bunny Ranch
(Bars in the Philippines arent like your bars here, Every bar has roughly 20 to 30 girls in 2 top bikini's on stage, and around 10 waitresses, and all can be taken back to your hotel for what was at that time 1000 Pesos, Roughly 20 bucks, Ofcourse you should tip atleast 500 Pesos if the girl stays all night and gives you multiple sessions)
So Here I am in Paradise, and do my eyes decieve me or what, I see three white girls and 3 white guys walk in together dressed in the black pants and white button coller shirts, the girls wore long black skirts.
I could tell right away they were Mormon Missionaries.
So Im fond of Cherrybelle a sweet girl from Samar Province that I have had the pleasure of taking to my hotel a few times on past trips, So Im buying Cheerybelle a few drinks so she can make her commission and this mormon girl sits on the other side of her, so Cherrybelle is in the middle Im on the left side and Mormon girl is on the right side.
All of a sudden, Mormon girl starts telling Cherrybelle that her lifestyle is against God and she is shaming her family, I cut it off right there, I said Okay Utah Rich Girl, What can you offer her?
Here she makes more than Some Lawyers and Doctors in this country, She is supporting not only mother and crippled father but 5 younger brothers and sisters that she is putting thru school so they dont have to turn to this lifestyle, She is the sacrificial lamb for her family, So unless you have something other than God to offer her I suggest you take your holly roller friends and darn off.
The Mormons leave the bar, a few days later I go into Voodoo Bar and I want to pay 500 Pesos the shower show, The upstaris stage has a bathtub and shower, the girls get naked and soap each other up then sit on your lap as they drink the drinks you purchase for them.
So someone is already there and I swear it looks like one of the Mormon boys.
I was like, No it cant be, so I wandered off to Dollhouse, a huge bar with over 80 girls working in it. and maybe 30 waitresses.
So in walks 3 mormon chicks and 2 mormon dudes with a picture of there friend Josh who is lol Missing.
I said Hes not missing, He is at Voodoo getting a shower show.
They said, whats is a voodoo? what is a shower show?
I cant miss this, the devient in me has to see this kids fall from grace, So I say
Follow me losers, Ill take you there.
Into Voodoo we go and the owner MO is outraged,
what the darn are you doing bringing them here?
the kid is spending a fortune, I said this is something we will never forget, Dont you want to see this?
He smiles and says darn it take them upstairs.
We go and Josh has tits all over his mouth lol
two hot Chicks each one sitting on his leg but naked and josh is taking turns holding both tits and running his tongue on them and taking turns on each girl.
the one mormon girl Yells Josh,
He looks at her and says Im never going back, tell the Bishop to go darn himself
they start saying, but you have all our mony, he threw them a 100 bucks and said call the Bishop and stay away from me.
These morons go outside in a third world country and are asking where can they get change for a payphone, I said there are no payphones you dumbasses you have to go to a call center, I decide to take them, so we get in there, they call the bishop, they actually out loud asked for a western union of 10 Grand, I was like shut the darn up, Your gonna get your throat slit, see that dude who just got up, He is gonna make a phonecall to his buddies, you will be kidnapped and made to pay that 10 Grand you spoke of, I get on the Phone with there Bishop, I said Look moron
What were you thinking sending these kids into a candy store?
You are sending 18 or 19 year old men who have never seen vagina to the mecca of sex and good times and you never expected this would happen?
He said please help them while i send the money, I said they have to stay here, I have to get a cop that I know that will escort them safely to western union and set off a blockade for them to leave town before they get kidnapped.
He agreed, I got a cop there that I know, he would need an extra hundred for the Blockade because he would have to pay to other off duty cops that he trusts.
He probably most likely paid them 20 bucks each and kept the other 60 lol.
So the blockade was needed as there were gangs of Filipinos trying to follow these dumbass kids.
As far as Josh goes, I was back in Angeles in November 2008
and I ran into a guy who looks like hes in his mid 20s pushing 50, and its josh, He never left the Philippines he works as a papasan/bar manager at a place called LoliPop, He recognised me right away and said that was funny wasnt it, I said, I never forgot that day, He said he has a girlfriend and a 3 year old baby, says hes happy and the hell with the mormon church and religion.