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Posted: 7/24/2012 4:37:21 AM

The Year was 2002 May to be exact,

Im in one of my favorite Bars called Bunny Ranch

(Bars in the Philippines arent like your bars here, Every bar has roughly 20 to 30 girls in 2 top bikini's on stage, and around 10 waitresses, and all can be taken back to your hotel for what was at that time 1000 Pesos, Roughly 20 bucks, Ofcourse you should tip atleast 500 Pesos if the girl stays all night and gives you multiple sessions)

So Here I am in Paradise, and do my eyes decieve me or what, I see three white girls and 3 white guys walk in together dressed in the black pants and white button coller shirts, the girls wore long black skirts.

I could tell right away they were Mormon Missionaries.

So Im fond of Cherrybelle a sweet girl from Samar Province that I have had the pleasure of taking to my hotel a few times on past trips, So Im buying Cheerybelle a few drinks so she can make her commission and this mormon girl sits on the other side of her, so Cherrybelle is in the middle Im on the left side and Mormon girl is on the right side.

 

All of a sudden, Mormon girl starts telling Cherrybelle that her lifestyle is against God and she is shaming her family, I cut it off right there, I said Okay Utah Rich Girl, What can you offer her?

Here she makes more than Some Lawyers and Doctors in this country, She is supporting not only mother and crippled father but 5 younger brothers and sisters that she is putting thru school so they dont have to turn to this lifestyle, She is the sacrificial lamb for her family, So unless you have something other than God to offer her I suggest you take your holly roller friends and darn off.

The Mormons leave the bar, a few days later I go into Voodoo Bar and I want to pay 500 Pesos the shower show, The upstaris stage has a bathtub and shower, the girls get naked and soap each other up then sit on your lap as they drink the drinks you purchase for them.

So someone is already there and I swear it looks like one of the Mormon boys.

I was like, No it cant be, so I wandered off to Dollhouse, a huge bar with over 80 girls working in it. and maybe 30 waitresses.

So in walks 3 mormon chicks and 2 mormon dudes with a picture of there friend Josh who is lol Missing.

I said Hes not missing, He is at Voodoo getting a shower show.

They said, whats is a voodoo? what is a shower show?

I cant miss this, the devient in me has to see this kids fall from grace, So I say

Follow me losers, Ill take you there.

Into Voodoo we go and the owner MO is outraged,

what the darn are you doing bringing them here?

the kid is spending a fortune, I said this is something we will never forget, Dont you want to see this?

He smiles and says darn it take them upstairs.

We go and Josh has tits all over his mouth lol

two hot Chicks each one sitting on his leg but naked and josh is taking turns holding both tits and running his tongue on them and taking turns on each girl.

the one mormon girl Yells Josh,

He looks at her and says Im never going back, tell the Bishop to go darn himself

they start saying, but you have all our mony, he threw them a 100 bucks and said call the Bishop and stay away from me.

These morons go outside in a third world country and are asking where can they get change for a payphone, I said there are no payphones you dumbasses you have to go to a call center, I decide to take them, so we get in there, they call the bishop, they actually out loud asked for a western union of 10 Grand, I was like shut the darn up, Your gonna get your throat slit, see that dude who just got up, He is gonna make a phonecall to his buddies, you will be kidnapped and made to pay that 10 Grand you spoke of, I get on the Phone with there Bishop, I said Look moron

What were you thinking sending these kids into a candy store?

You are sending 18 or 19 year old men who have never seen vagina to the mecca of sex and good times and you never expected this would happen?

He said please help them while i send the money, I said they have to stay here, I have to get a cop that I know that will escort them safely to western union and set off a blockade for them to leave town before they get kidnapped.

He agreed, I got a cop there that I know, he would need an extra hundred for the Blockade because he would have to pay to other off duty cops that he trusts.

He probably most likely paid them 20 bucks each and kept the other 60 lol.

So the blockade was needed as there were gangs of Filipinos trying to follow these dumbass kids.

As far as Josh goes, I was back in Angeles in November 2008

and I ran into a guy who looks like hes in his mid 20s pushing 50, and its josh, He never left the Philippines he works as a papasan/bar manager at a place called LoliPop, He recognised me right away and said that was funny wasnt it, I said, I never forgot that day, He said he has a girlfriend and a 3 year old baby, says hes happy and the hell with the mormon church and religion.

 

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Posted: 7/24/2012 5:01:03 AM
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Posted: 7/24/2012 10:15:59 AM
where in the phillipines is this at?
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Posted: 7/24/2012 10:43:11 AM

Awesome story mafiso!  Keep them coming.  Never been and given that I am married with kids never plan on going but if I would have known in my twenties I might have considered.

One question for you though... in a place like what you describe aren't you scared that you will get your throat slit for sticking your nose where it does not belong?  Seems to me that the gang members would not take to well to you helping these people out, setting up a blockade, etc.  Either way again great story!

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Posted: 7/24/2012 12:28:02 PM

Trike drivers have always been my key to survival, trikes are motercycles with a larger compartment for you to ride in, Its the main form of transpertation, it costs roughly 1.00 US

 (50 Pesos) to get a ride up to 2 miles, Id always give the drivers a 100 Peso note (2.00 US) and when and if something would happen, they would save my happy behind.

Next story is the happy Aussie who tried to have me killed.

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Posted: 7/24/2012 1:23:04 PM
You just made this story up to hurt the Romney campaign.
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Posted: 7/24/2012 1:24:01 PM
How'd the Muslims fail to get their tentacles around the Phillipines? They sure as fuk got embedded in Indonesia and the likes.
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Posted: 7/24/2012 3:27:20 PM

I can relate to the taxi drivers being a life saver.  When you are in the belly of an underworld it can be exciting but also dangerous to a naive American.

The only story that I can give from my personal experiences that somewhat relate is as follows:  Spring Break of my Sophmore year in college a bunch of buddies and I went to Mazatlan for a week.  It was a great time.  $10.00 all you can drink, parties, wet t-shirt contest, drunk college women galore, etc.  Well I was talking with a local on the beach one day and he was telling me about a strip club in downtown Mazatlan that allows anyone to f&ck the strippers at a minimal price.  Plus there is always live sex on one of the stages (gangbang really) where anyone can participate.  I tell my buddies and one of them really wanted to go so I thought I would accompy him and see if it was as great as the guy on the beach said.

Well this was before movies such as Hostel and all of the Mexican cartel violence (at least what we knew of the cartel back then) so I didn't worry about it too much.  I did make sure we took extra precausions such as never leave without the other and to hire a golf cart driver for the night so that we can speak the langage and get us out of trouble if need be. 

We arrive about 10:00 p.m. or so and I kid you not when we opened the doors it was almost like we were the Americans (George Cloney was me and Quinton Terintino was my buddy... or something like that) in From Dusk to Dawn when they entered the vampire bar.  Not a single gringo in the place but us.

The girls were very happy to see us and immediately surrounded us offering us anything you could imagine (basically trying to get as much money as possible) but the natives were getting very restless as the night wore on.  When I got the vibe of the place I refused to order a drink not knowing what might be in it and wanting to have all my senses that I could.  My buddy kept wanting to leave and go with one of the girls who I swear had to be 14 or 15 but I insisted we both stay together at all times.  Then then suggested we both go with her and I refused to go into a closed room with anyone.

Then to top it all off my buddy kept volunteering me to join the stage where the live sex act was taking place.  I politely said no several times and they eventually leaved me alone.  Finally, I looked at the taxi driver and asked him if he thought it was time to leave and he said for me no but for gringos like you I thought you would never ask.  I had to drag my buddy out of there but we got out in one piece, no threats, no problems and arrived back at our hotel to join in one of the many parties going on and it was just an interesting footnote on what has been a great college experience.  However, with the Mexican cartel the way it is, colleges insisting that Spring Breakers go anyplace than Mexico City or Mazatlan, with cruise ships refusing to go there I often wonder how close my buddy and I were really to finding serious danger.  Nevertheless an interesting story.  BOL!

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Posted: 7/24/2012 3:39:30 PM
Great stories guys.
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