I am about to get on a plane. Will I get busted?

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Posted: 4/13/2012 11:02:40 PM
We will see, bout to get on a plane with several plastic tube containers of "potpourri" better known as fake weed. They do not carry it where I am going. And here it is 1/4 the price I was used to paying.

Some local areas are banning it even though it has no illegal substances. Says on label 100% 50 state legal.

Still kind of a weird feeling to get on a plane with a questionable item or items.
We will see what happens.
Here is the label. Each tube has I think 3-4 grams.




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Posted: 4/13/2012 11:18:20 PM
what the hell is fake weed and what is it used for?
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Posted: 4/13/2012 11:20:21 PM

Why didn't you pack more?

You tell that TSA tard if there's a problem then go get the police officer 20 feet away. He will laugh and tell you to have a good flight.

You should have a hefty bag full of it.

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Posted: 4/13/2012 11:21:01 PM
Does it get you high like real weed? Are there no drug dealers in your area?
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Posted: 4/13/2012 11:21:15 PM
Why even risk it. Sound pretty stupid.
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Posted: 4/13/2012 11:23:03 PM

.....you're not illegal with that. This is a treat for your family and friends back home....sir.

No problem.

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Posted: 4/13/2012 11:25:12 PM

why is it stupid? He's not breaking any laws.

Get more at that price. Do not hide it - sling it right the darn over your shoulder.

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Posted: 4/13/2012 11:52:56 PM

Salty returns.  How droll. 
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Posted: 4/14/2012 12:30:24 AM
sneaking fake weed on a plane
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:40:11 AM
You talking about Spice (Synthetic Weed)

My friends husband is a distributor out here on the West Coast. He is making some bank from what she tells me.
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Posted: 4/14/2012 2:03:16 AM
My uncle take a few grams of shake (ground up weed) with him on every vacation. He empties a bottle of advil and then puts it on the buttom and puts all the pills and cotton balls back on top and puts it in his check in luggage. He has never been caught and has done it like 40 times he claims. I decided to give this a try flying home for thanksgiving a couple years ago, but I didn't check a bag. I just had it in my dop kit in my backpack i was carrying on. Just my luck...im the unlucky darn they pull aside in the glass tube and have a person with gloves to go thru my whole bag carefully. I am sitting there watching this fat wisconsin tsa dude who looked like he took his job very serious and I'm sweating about to garbage my pants as he opens up my dop kit. He reached for the dop kit and started going thru it. He then opened up the advil bottle and put it up to his face. Idk he had a cold or just bad smell but I thought i was toast. Shockingly, he didn't find it and said here you go sir and i went on my way to the bathroom to throw away my boxers i had just sharded in. That was the last time I tried smuggling pot on a plane.

Last year I went to Costa Rica and you can buy xanax over the counter there. So I bought like 100 pills and put it in my bag and got on the plane. I was very nervous about this, but on my customs form I did declare that I was bringing this with me and the guy in Dallas barely even looked at my form, stamped my garbage and I was home free.

The way I would do it now is to just fedex it overnight in a jar of peanut butter to the hotel your staying at with no return sender info that can be tracked back to you. Seems pretty flawless and most people I know besides my crazy uncle do it this way.
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Posted: 4/14/2012 3:12:39 AM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by EricLinny:

sneaking fake weed on a plane

salty i dig ya and hope u have a safe plane ride, but i have to agree with linsanity here...

sweatin out smugglin lysol on a plane...

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Posted: 4/14/2012 3:23:30 AM

to transport your personal choke simply break down and roll up your entire traveling amount in over sized fat blunts. put them back into the cigar pack with the rest of the original cigars. reseal the pack. use multiple packs if needed. 

been done numerous times. f*ck piglets.

you welcome...

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Posted: 4/14/2012 7:40:22 AM
Made it safe and sound. No worries.
Glad I gambled. One more short flight and it is time to smoke! Lol
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Posted: 4/14/2012 8:09:13 AM
Sad story salty and glad you're OK

States are making it illegal because synthetic marijuana sucks. I ain't ever smokin that garbage again.

After reading about it that garbage is sorta fuckin dangerous.

The last time I smoked fake weed was 3 years ago. I was in Reno and my weed was in Vegas because I had to throw my kind bud stash away because I almost was busted.

I bought some P.E.P Spice original spearmint, I had a bad trip, and I haven’t touched the stuff and never will again no matter how desperate I get.
Just get drunk instead and smoke stogies.

Now that I think about it, I should have just asked a stripper for the hook up.

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Posted: 4/14/2012 8:26:52 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Messier-11:

My uncle take a few grams of shake (ground up weed) with him on every vacation. He empties a bottle of advil and then puts it on the buttom and puts all the pills and cotton balls back on top and puts it in his check in luggage. He has never been caught and has done it like 40 times he claims. I decided to give this a try flying home for thanksgiving a couple years ago, but I didn't check a bag. I just had it in my dop kit in my backpack i was carrying on. Just my luck...im the unlucky darn they pull aside in the glass tube and have a person with gloves to go thru my whole bag carefully. I am sitting there watching this fat wisconsin tsa dude who looked like he took his job very serious and I'm sweating about to garbage my pants as he opens up my dop kit. He reached for the dop kit and started going thru it. He then opened up the advil bottle and put it up to his face. Idk he had a cold or just bad smell but I thought i was toast. Shockingly, he didn't find it and said here you go sir and i went on my way to the bathroom to throw away my boxers i had just sharded in. That was the last time I tried smuggling pot on a plane.

Last year I went to Costa Rica and you can buy xanax over the counter there. So I bought like 100 pills and put it in my bag and got on the plane. I was very nervous about this, but on my customs form I did declare that I was bringing this with me and the guy in Dallas barely even looked at my form, stamped my garbage and I was home free.

The way I would do it now is to just fedex it overnight in a jar of peanut butter to the hotel your staying at with no return sender info that can be tracked back to you. Seems pretty flawless and most people I know besides my crazy uncle do it this way.

not a good idea...K9 will catch you and your uncle...
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:15:31 PM
smoking fake weed is amateur hour.
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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:16:24 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by ocd:

to transport your personal choke simply break down and roll up your entire traveling amount in over sized fat blunts. put them back into the cigar pack with the rest of the original cigars. reseal the pack. use multiple packs if needed. 

been done numerous times. f*ck piglets.

you welcome...


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Posted: 4/14/2012 1:40:19 PM

salty how was vegas .are you going back home for visit. did you check out any cheap properties while your out their.hope you did not lose your stained shorts,unless it was with hottie/

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Posted: 4/14/2012 2:45:05 PM

     Bought some fake weed after smoking it with a friend.  It gave me a high that was no different from cannabis, but I wouldn't make a habit of smoking it. 

     The odds are Salty, you'll smoke it be fine.  But that stuff is man made and has God knows what in it.  I watched a show on it once.  The authorities make it illegal so they change the chemical make up of it ever so slightly and hence, it's legal again.  I don't really know if it is "dangerous", but we know that cannabis isn't, and it gives you a great high, so why even darn with the synthetic garbage?  I know it's legal and easily accessible, but if there's just a .5% chance that something will go wrong, why risk it?  Just looking out for ya bud.

    

 

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Posted: 4/14/2012 3:00:19 PM
fake weed 


vegetarian bacon


decaf coffee


Hyundai




REAL or bust










salty are you still selling your body on the internets?
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Posted: 4/14/2012 3:01:48 PM
salty you are an experienced partier and someone with as many benders as you should know better than fake marijuana 
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Posted: 4/14/2012 3:04:06 PM
steel is right... you are smoking chemicals.

you might as well kill yourself doing real drugs because the cancer causing man mad toxins are killing your dome and body 




REAL or bust
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Posted: 4/14/2012 6:50:40 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Kelly_Slater:

fake weed 


vegetarian bacon


decaf coffee


Hyundai




REAL or bust










salty are you still selling your body on the internets?

you forgot o'douls
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Posted: 4/14/2012 7:02:32 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by earthWake:


i lend a hand when i see its needed.

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