Posted:
#11076
CG u deleted the videos from last night bro? Not cool, not cool at all. Didn't get a chance to look last night.
Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper
Posted:
#11077
"Hello, welcome to Wells Fargo. Oh - I see you are back. How did your 3 MLBB (major league baseball bombs) go yesterday?"
"The organization is reeling. Time for a DBMLBDGB (double bailout major league baseball day game bomb). CG wont quit though!"
"Your balance is only 10k sir. Are you sure?"
"Until you have lived the life I have, and are betting like me - don't give me any advice!"
"OK sir, here are your 30 crisp C Notes. I said that exactly how you wanted me to."
"CG OUT!! Which Sportsbook will take the pain of my wrath! Wait, which game starts next. Must pick a winner, and must have a funny name for that team. Perfect. Blow Jays start in a half hour! See you tomorrow for a reload WF lady! The jersey cockroach will not quit!!"
Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
Posted:
#11078
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
"Hello, welcome to Wells Fargo. Oh - I see you are back. How did your 3 MLBB (major league baseball bombs) go yesterday?"
"The organization is reeling. Time for a DBMLBDGB (double bailout major league baseball day game bomb). CG wont quit though!"
"Your balance is only 10k sir. Are you sure?"
"Until you have lived the life I have, and are betting like me - don't give me any advice!"
"OK sir, here are your 30 crisp C Notes. I said that exactly how you wanted me to."
"CG OUT!! Which Sportsbook will take the pain of my wrath! Wait, which game starts next. Must pick a winner, and must have a funny name for that team. Perfect. Blow Jays start in a half hour! See you tomorrow for a reload WF lady! The jersey cockroach will not quit!!"
You left out the part where CG gets the WF Milf"s number so he can bang her later. And the part where 6 guys insulted his tucked in shirt and he had to lay them all out in the Wells Fargo lobby. Oh no my bad this didn't happen. He's wearing his NBA jersey. He never tucks that into his slacks.
Posted:
#11079
Quote Originally Posted by zooyorkinc:
You left out the part where CG gets the WF Milf"s number so he can bang her later. And the part where 6 guys insulted his tucked in shirt and he had to lay them all out in the Wells Fargo lobby. Oh no my bad this didn't happen. He's wearing his NBA jersey. He never tucks that into his slacks.
Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
Posted:
#11080
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
"Hello, welcome to Wells Fargo. Oh - I see you are back. How did your 3 MLBB (major league baseball bombs) go yesterday?"
"The organization is reeling. Time for a DBMLBDGB (double bailout major league baseball day game bomb). CG wont quit though!"
"Your balance is only 10k sir. Are you sure?"
"Until you have lived the life I have, and are betting like me - don't give me any advice!"
"OK sir, here are your 30 crisp C Notes. I said that exactly how you wanted me to."
"CG OUT!! Which Sportsbook will take the pain of my wrath! Wait, which game starts next. Must pick a winner, and must have a funny name for that team. Perfect. Blow Jays start in a half hour! See you tomorrow for a reload WF lady! The jersey cockroach will not quit!!"
Posted:
#11081
Quote Originally Posted by zooyorkinc:
No where near badazz enough. You think Shia is laying out 4 or 5 dudes on the strip? No way. It has to be somebody like vin diesel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4CizzE-zZo
This is how CG walks the strip and deals with those trying to give him advice.
Posted:
#11082
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
THIS IS THE OPENING SCENE OF THE MOVIE.....THEN WE START TO TELL THE BACKSTORY...."Hello, welcome to Wells Fargo. Oh - I see you are back. How did your 3 MLBB (major league baseball bombs) go yesterday?"
"The organization is reeling. Time for a DBMLBDGB (double bailout major league baseball day game bomb). CG wont quit though!"
"Your balance is only 10k sir. Are you sure?"
"Until you have lived the life I have, and are betting like me - don't give me any advice!"
"OK sir, here are your 30 crisp C Notes. I said that exactly how you wanted me to."
"CG OUT!! Which Sportsbook will take the pain of my wrath! Wait, which game starts next. Must pick a winner, and must have a funny name for that team. Perfect. Blow Jays start in a half hour! See you tomorrow for a reload WF lady! The jersey cockroach will not quit!!"
"Bet the farm!" "GO WHERE THE MONEY IS!"
Posted:
#11083
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
"Hello, welcome to Wells Fargo. Oh - I see you are back. How did your 3 MLBB (major league baseball bombs) go yesterday?"
"The organization is reeling. Time for a DBMLBDGB (double bailout major league baseball day game bomb). CG wont quit though!"
"Your balance is only 10k sir. Are you sure?"
"Until you have lived the life I have, and are betting like me - don't give me any advice!"
"OK sir, here are your 30 crisp C Notes. I said that exactly how you wanted me to."
"CG OUT!! Which Sportsbook will take the pain of my wrath! Wait, which game starts next. Must pick a winner, and must have a funny name for that team. Perfect. Blow Jays start in a half hour! See you tomorrow for a reload WF lady! The jersey cockroach will not quit!!"
Who is the guy in the "thanksgiving" youtube video link that you posted earlier in the thread?
I can't stop watching that vid..........
It got me!!!!.....fukkking vegas got me!!
Never Make A Winner A Loser. Never.
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Posted:
#11086
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
I just thought of something...
Wells Fargo probably only opens at 9am. This might endanger some of the early start time games. Depending on how quickly he can execute the WF WD, the DGB (day game bomb) might have to be on a 2pm EST game.
What are you talking about? CG is almost never on an early game
Posted:
#11087
Quote Originally Posted by bigvern1013:
Who is the guy in the "thanksgiving" youtube video link that you posted earlier in the thread?
I can't stop watching that vid..........
It got me!!!!.....fukkking vegas got me!!
I honestly don't know who that is. Someone forwarded it to me back in December - and I posted it here.
It is my go to video to make me laugh. At least once a week I click on it.
Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
Posted:
#11088
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
I honestly don't know who that is. Someone forwarded it to me back in December - and I posted it here.
It is my go to video to make me laugh. At least once a week I click on it.
You guys don't know JJ Gold ? Gets paid small fortune to post at rival site (that is garbage site in my opinion) because of the betislands debacle. Guy is forum icon but his act is extremely old at this point.
Posted:
#11092
Quote Originally Posted by jerzeebook:
You guys don't know JJ Gold ? Gets paid small fortune to post at rival site (that is garbage site in my opinion) because of the betislands debacle. Guy is forum icon but his act is extremely old at this point.
So this is a character? I assumed so - but tell me more - I have been watching for months with great intrigue.
Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
Posted:
#11094
[Quote: Originally Posted by vanzack]
So this is a character? I assumed so - but tell me more - I have been watching for months with great intrigue.
Yes , he is a character and has been doing the shtick for years now. He is hired in my opinion to try to drum up business for the site by portraying himself to be a degenerate gambler. He has vids with person in them and just about anything you can imagine including telephone calls with local bookies that probably aren't even real bookies.
The difference between JJ Gold and CG is that CG is in real life a degenerate and JJ Gold is just a shtick for the most part.
Posted:
#11095
Quote Originally Posted by GreenleafSports:
CG reminds so much of this guy wonder if they are related
CG reminds so much of this guy wonder if they are related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5QJ9i_o5vo
That being said i wish him all the luck in the world ! Living every mans dream. 
That really is amazing. If the guy mentioned sports gambling, I would have thought it was CG.
Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
Posted:
#11096
Quote Originally Posted by jerzeebook:
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
So this is a character? I assumed so - but tell me more - I have been watching for months with great intrigue.
Yes , he is a character and has been doing the shtick for years now. He is hired in my opinion to try to drum up business for the site by portraying himself to be a degenerate gambler. He has vids with person in them and just about anything you can imagine including telephone calls with local bookies that probably aren't even real bookies.
The difference between JJ Gold and CG is that CG is in real life a degenerate and JJ Gold is just a shtick for the most part.
Im going to keep on pretending the video in the desert is real. It is much more funny that way.
Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
Posted:
#11097
Quote Originally Posted by jpero:
Scal -
In reference to your post above about nba. You are exactly right. It's why I pounded the suns last night +8.5. They were in must win mode as they pretty much had to win out to make the playoffs. Dallas already locked up the #7 spot so it didn't matter rondo was back last night. They were just going to coast and if the game was close in the final minute of the 4th squeak it out, which they did.
8.5 was too much for the situation last night. That's situational capping something cg hasn't seemed to grasp
Scal -
In reference to your post above about nba. You are exactly right. It's why I pounded the suns last night +8.5. They were in must win mode as they pretty much had to win out to make the playoffs. Dallas already locked up the #7 spot so it didn't matter rondo was back last night. They were just going to coast and if the game was close in the final minute of the 4th squeak it out, which they did.
8.5 was too much for the situation last night. That's situational capping something cg hasn't seemed to grasp
You bet the Suns over the Mavs? You have 
. The night before in ATL they looked like the worst team in the NBA. The Suns are one of the teams I distrust because they blew up their roster getting rid of Dragic and Thomas, guys who gave them all their success these past two years (I know Dragic wanted out so they had no choice).
. The night before in ATL they looked like the worst team in the NBA. The Suns are one of the teams I distrust because they blew up their roster getting rid of Dragic and Thomas, guys who gave them all their success these past two years (I know Dragic wanted out so they had no choice).To the other poster who said to be careful betting these 'lives at stake' teams, this is true. Just like anything else, you have to pick the right 'life at stake' team.
To the other guys who told me the price of coke...that seems pretty expensive! I wouldn't snort coke off a random Vegas cabbie for 100,000 cash. I'm serious. Nevermind to do it over and over again like CG which is insane.
I hardly ever bet baseball but I do know the Yankees. Anyone here favoring just blindly fading CC Sabathia tonight? The guy is a disaster and looked awful in the Spring. I have no idea about the guy going for the Jays but was wondering if that is a good bet.
And I want to say this about CG's comment about the Yankee game last night.
I was just listening to Mike Francesa on WFAN and he is one of the biggest Yankee homers of all time and he said this about last night's game to open the show:
"That was the luckiest rally in the history of the Yankee franchise and among the luckiest in baseball history."
I know that's hyperbole but it does give validity to CG losing it lon youtube last night.
This is how the Yanks won it down 3-1 as described by Francesa:
1) "wind blown" pop up that should have been a routine out turns into a double.
2) legit line drive (only legit thing that happened in the inning)
3) Gardner HBP
4) wild pitch 3-2; men advance to 2nd and third
5) teixiera walks to load bases
6)MCCann HBP 3-3
7)ground ball that should have been a double play ball, after being deflected by Pitcher, gets through to left. Gardner scores 4-3.
I was watching the game. I literally thought the yanks had ZERO chance of coming back.
So I will give CG the benefit of the doubt not this one. This does not happen every night in MLB. And I can tell you, the Yanks looked as dead as a doornail before that.
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