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paid assassins . Paid enforcement . Rearrange your face change the way your torso twists . You can’t ignore wars . This world exists . For its participants to be martyred , tortured , mortared , and forcefully whipped .

It’s morbid , it isn’t horseshit , you can have scorn for the written script . But to ignore it is sordid and sort of bein’ a bitch .

I’m the big bad wolf call me Butch from Pulp you’re fiction if you storm this or quip . Anything different or give me that look like I’m twisted or mortally sick .

I’m a high rise building that’s been shook till it’s torn and it splits . Like a tyrant’s schizophrenic mind nevermind you guys are too elusive and deprived to cornea the grift .

It’s too many blinks . And too many shifts .

From the truths that exist . It’s Crimes right there in front of your eyes , and “ it’s fine “ cuz it’s not unusual and “ of course that’s how it is “ . Funny what you get used to . Stupid is …..

as Stupid motherfuckin’ does .

It’s Lunacy throughout the whole community that’s only consumed in whatever buzz . Gets them through the muck . You motherfuckers just won’t budge . Like a booger that clings to the finger no matter how many times you try to fling it it’s still stuck .

shill for your thrills kill for your lust . But can you swallow this pill that pillages your gut ? Can you stomach the roughness or will you fall ill and you’re done ? Half of you ain’t got the heart to not get startled , jump up , dart and run , far away from a new start , instead horribly being part in the sorrow of the same old I’m chained in a hole partisan fluff …….

nerds .

Baffling hypocrisy attached to an animalistic “ altruistic “ ideology . I want an apology . For your sophomoric rants against my ass that’s in my pants , cuz buttercup you disrespected me .

And that’s a penalty . That needs a harsh sentence administered towards it’s diabolical portrayal of my person . Cuz if Eminem is cool I’m Miles Davis and that’s for certain . On the surface you’re nervous but just underneath you’re a couple hundred queefs . And estrogen mixed upon a dozen other medicines , some for stress , and some for sleep . What the incredible motherfuck do you mean ? Huh ? What ? Now you’re the Slang King ? Fuck that shit . You’re the big fat tit cumbersome queen . Danish pastry fakin’ his way through his dreams . You say things to escape . I say what I mean . You’re foul like that flagrant they gave to Draymond Green …… 

 figure out who you want to be and stop doing that beach footwear shit cuz I’m tired of your flip flops . 

And good work to you nature for speaking some real truth in your Truth of Trump’s actions before Presidency thread .

these partisan nerds can’t take it though . Nice pushback guys . 

Because they can’t look all the way around at an issue . It’s too scary . Stay safe gentlemen . 

Facts . 

He’s probably cutting some onions then . Or maybe he watched a sad movie . Possibly a memory of his old pooch “ Oliver “ that got hit by a Buick back in ‘03 came into his mind and that’s why the tearful melancholy has blanketed him like a big coat . I don’t know .

But something is amiss with this broad , to make her cry like she does . Maybe Jeff never called back . Or another one of her friends just got married and now she feels the pressure cuz her biological clock is tickin’ like this ( 3 foot stomps )

hey yo I got a cousin Vinny that might strike your fancy . I could hook you up . He’s in the Law game and he’s a funny and a tough son of a bitch although he stands only 5 feet tall and misses out on all the great amusement park rides because of it . But possibly you’re not a thrill seeker so perhaps you are a perfect match .

Like two of the same socks , or something that after being struck stays lit just long enough to properly heat up the blunt . Good talk . Keep your head up Susan , cuz there’s no crying in baseball 

Chong Li’s weak in the gut !

I wouldn’t know cuz I fuck with my eyes closed . Bracing for the explosion that’s for sure to detonate when I erupt . With the reckoning on the bedsprings becoming deafening but my temperament essentially remaining chuch .

That means it’s pristine and enveloped in a zone ,

where it’s only me , my bone , and the hole that I poke . Connected to the beauty that it’s attached to that I love with all my heart . And that’s why she doesn’t judge me if I sludge from my butt crease when I leak out a bubble of a fart .

You feel the flow ? You follow my passion ?

I’m like hydraulics with that 3 wheel motion when I’m drivin’ my Cadillac princess . 1 leg up , the other one down . With 2 hands on her juggs that flutter around . Like a couple of dogs that are hungry for a snack . But ready to attack . You dig that Jack ?

Cuz She’s got a whole lot of moxie , and a caring for the world ,

that most don’t even know exists and that they’re terrified to twirl . Round their fingers . Like a yoyo that you play with . Life is so serious , then they throw you in a grave . It’s sick .

so enjoy your life regardless of what other people might say . Or how they judge . Lost another good one last night . So For Pop Pop imma pray in a major way and end it in a puff .

Please stay peaceful and tranquil my senior friend . And I’ll gleam you on the other side . Where there’s fun and love as we hover above this disgusting stuff that holds grudges on this ride . 

rest in peace Big Coffee 

it’s like looking into a mirror 

Despicable 

but I loved it when his smarmy charlatan of a character got beat up in the movie Casino . 

Hey listen , me and you pal , we’re exactly the same . And if you say we aren’t that just proves my point , cuz that’s precisely what I would have said . 

“ accidents will happen …… “ 

If we’re quoting people then I’m gonna quote Sebastian Bach :

“ 18 and life ya gotta …… 18 and life ya know-ew-oh …….your crime is time and it’s………18 and life to go-ew-oh !! “

yo that’s real as hell 

My man was the prettiest lady in rock and roll .

I swear at like the 7 minute 32 mark of either the third or fourth quarter I saw Isaiah slither his toned and slinky physique near the baseline to gather in an offensive rebound but I keep on checking all the major boxscores from all the big sites and , to no avail , cuz CBS , FOX , ESPN , Yahoo and NBA.com still have that “ 5 “ under Hartenstein’s rebound heading there just taunting me . Laughing at me . Scrutinizing me . It’s a conspiracy I tell you . It wasn’t the guy with the bald head and the headband either cuz that dude is like 7 inches shorter and not nearly as well built or sculpted in his latissimus dorsi . 

I find myself loathing Isaiah Hartenstein today . Like I don’t want him to get hit by an 18 wheeler truck driven by a guy high on meth or anything , but I want something bad to happen to him . That won’t cause much strife though . Let me say that . Like premature ejaculation with a girl he’s really been working on , and putting that extra time in with , to where the allure of dating a rich pro basketball player is just not enough for her , because no matter what homegirl needs her sexual desires met . Yeah I’m petty like that . Call me Tom . Cuz I hope that was Isaiah’s last dance with MaryJane and his proclivity to chop that chocha is FreeFallin’ . Ya dig ?

Feels bad that Linus stayed single .

I wonder if he surfs dating sites , then has an inkling of maybe reaching out to one of them dames , but then he glances at his blanket , gets a little horny , and just never follows through with actually messaging anyone . 

Skubal on Sunday also 

I like that guy .

He always has that look in his eye that says “ if somebody gets a base knock against me they’re more than likely gonna get hit by the wrench that’s in my trunk when I see them in the parking lot . “

Yo much appreciated man . Thanks .

Isaiah Hartenstein not securing a 6th rebound cost me 1182 dollars last night . With 5 rebounds already gobbled up by the end of the third quarter , a small amount of extra blood jettisoned it’s way down into the tip of my mushroom cap , and i became quite excited at the prospect of accumulating wealth through gambling endeavors and what I like to describe as my wagering prowess that is initiated by my third eye pineal gland wowzer part . 

but alas his limited usage ( only 21 minutes ? ) and sheer ineptitude at grabbing loose ball rebounds , where on multiple occasions he gifted Lugentz Dort or Jalen Williams the board , by letting them coast into his area and snatch up wayward bricks cost me a significant payday .

he tryin’ to fuck their sisters or somethin’ ?

but I guess in the end it’s peanuts . Both the money that I lost and what got me thrown back into cuffs here in the penalty box .

Good luck and continued success on your NBA plays JJ .

Jokic triple double 

kawhi a monster 

James Harden eats Fatburger 

Yo it sounds like Charlie married a grade A cunnt . I respect her adoration and love for her kids cuz that shows some good qualities , but to stick Charlie in the corner socially like he’s Baby from Dirty Dancing is some major bullshit

Alienating him from his friends ?

that’s a bomb waiting to explode in her face in my opinion .

Cuz it’ll just be a matter of time to where he runs into Schroeder at the Pharmacy or some shit , and Charlie will want to rebel against the authority of his overbearing wife , so he’ll accept the invitation to hang out , and maybe he’ll even be coerced into trying some heroin with that criminal minded and drug addicted musician and his ragtag crew of shady character friends . 

It won’t be that cut and dry of course , it’ll most likely happen that they get to talking about “ old times “ and stuff with Schroeder inviting Charlie to come see his band “ MushMouth Teacher Titties “ play at the downtown theater called “ The Palladium “ on a Saturday night .

Charlie after arguing with his wife and continuing to wear his shoes indoors and on the carpet which he’s forbidden to do , ultimately will storm out of the house cuz he’s “ not allowed “ to go to the show .

after a great set by his old friend’s band , Charlie is invited to come hang out back stage resulting in him somehow becoming involved in running a train on one of the groupies of the band before getting a syringe full of dope throttled into his neck , to where he’s nodding off on the couch afterwards like an old man on a park bench during a particularly warm summer day . 

and that’s how it’s gonna end for him . Blue in the face AND the balls cuz she didn’t give the cooter up much neither . That cold hearted controlling bitch ruining him and forcing him to the dark side with her manipulative and guilt ridden ways .

that’ll be his story . Stay away Charlie . Rub one out instead . 

That’s debatable . 

@StumpTownStu

 Let’s just say that Charlie was on that dust , plus he was fucked up from like 8 Miller Lites , and whatever pill it was that Linus gave to him when he bumped into that motherfucker in the bathroom …….

that’s a lot of substances flowing through a dude all at once .

Add in the adrenaline of finally getting a chance to bone that sluttt Lucy in the butt after all them years of fantasizing about it , and the spike that just being generally horny gives to a dude and ……..

yes ………

I believe Charlie could contort himself into a stretched out and awkward position for a few minutes of drunken and drugged out thrusting no matter how elevated his pain level or discomfort was ….

Motherfuckers have climbed mountains with less motivation . Shit I even think some bloke swam the English Channel once cuz he was promised some greasy fish and chips .

So Charlie getting all Simone Biles in the tiny crawl space of the back seating area in a F-150 crew cab for the pumping of the Punani and the pleasure that it delivers is not only a legitimate possibility , but it’s a probability . And no pun intended a “ high “ one at that . 

Fuck bro . Can you imagine when everybody gets together for next Halloween ? And they party ? It’s gonna be special .

Cuz if you’re Charlie you always got that “ I skeeted all across the bridge of that whorrre Lucy’s nose story “ . Thems is some forever bullets homie . They never go away . It’s like infinite ammo .

I like to think that the “ call of the wild “ got into that testosterone filled , prematurely balding , sensitive piece of shit , and no slipped disk or cracked vertebrae while under the influence of a smorgasbord of uppers and downers mixed with alcohol could stop him .

that’s the Charlie Brown I know 

Even the top producer of the show 60 Minutes has had enough and is calling it quits cuz making decent journalism anymore is almost impossible due to the control that is put on it by higher ups and or money influence