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 Colorado Rockies+148Pitchers: Listed  RulesBet $3.38 to Win $5.00
I honestly didn't know that people bet these kind of numbers. Not judging of making fun I just didn't know it really existed.

 

I'm a $5 better, but will bet 3 or 4k a few times a month if I really like something

 

I bet 100k on Cigar in this race, you can hear my wife screaming when he crossed the finish line

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by El_Terrible:

Quote Originally Posted by chaloots:

Quote Originally Posted by El_Terrible:

 Colorado Rockies+148Pitchers: Listed  RulesBet $3.38 to Win $5.00
I honestly didn't know that people bet these kind of numbers. Not judging of making fun I just didn't know it really existed.
  I'm a $5 better, but will bet 3 or 4k a few times a month if I really like something   I bet 100k on Cigar in this race, you can hear my wife screaming when he crossed the finish line

 

I just watched that agin..Teared up a little..I was down on one knee with my head down, just listening when he came down the stretch... I remember someone asking me if I was ok and I just brushed them off

 
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I saw in your pictures that you bet $5 a game and then 1 game for $1500. That is a huge difference. I would be pissed having to win 300 $5 bets to make up for 1 loss. What justifies a $1500 bet when the rest are $5? Is it just a gut feeling or someone telling you to pound a game?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by El_Terrible:

Quote Originally Posted by packersbackers:

  just curious: 1) by you watching the game, do you believe it will change the outcome? 2) "if you remember correctly" suggests you never placed any wagers at all...no one who claims to be a serious experienced sports bettor, and I repeat no one, will make a wager and not know the exact details of it at any given time...it goes completely against the sports bettor mentality and psychology. after 20 posts, I thought I would be the one thoughtful person here to engage you with a relevant comment...however there really is nothing you can say here now to change the fact that you have zero credibility with respect to anything you say...still, the only thing I will believe from the vast number of lies and stories you write here is that you did wager $3.38 to win $5...that does make sense with a guy like you.
1) I bet for entertainment, and the Cubs Rockies game wouldnt be entertaining if I just had a futures bet on the teams2)Here's a picture of the Ticket- You gotta cut n past that into your address barhttps://www.flickr.com/photos/160277125@N04/38939553960/in/dateposted-public/

 

 

I just went back and looked- The Rocks are, and the Cubs are 93.5...as you can see in the picture

 

2018 MLB Regular Season Wins - Team Must Play 160 Games
Colorado Rockies10/01/18 10:00 MDT
Over 82 (-105)
 
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Quote Originally Posted by chaloots:

I saw in your pictures that you bet $5 a game and then 1 game for $1500. That is a huge difference. I would be pissed having to win 300 $5 bets to make up for 1 loss. What justifies a $1500 bet when the rest are $5? Is it just a gut feeling or someone telling you to pound a game?

 

lol..I pick my own games- I've never tailed anybody in my life

Look further..There'd 4k bets in there..One time I posted a pick and wrote 2000 units and someone replied..You obviously don't know the meaning of the word "units"...But I was conner for real on that 

 
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Copy, Copia, Dupdo.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by El_Terrible:

  I bet 100k on Cigar in this race, you can hear my wife screaming when he crossed the finish line

its always fun to fib a little when feeling tipsy an_2drinks

Victory Belongs to the Most Tenacious
 
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When I was 9 or 10 I'd bet $2 to Show of the favorite- It would pay $2.20 and my goal was to get my bankroll up to $3 after the 3rd or 4th race. Back then 1970's they'd let anybody bet- I think I got turned away from the window like twice in 10 years...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by El_Terrible:

This is a very special pick _ i'm going to break with convention and do a little write up here, something I don't do on the Big League NBA, NFL, MLB, and NCAA boards.

 

Stroman has sucked...against tough lineups. I think the Twins are just what the doctor ordered for him. He's facing the twins organizations top prospect making his Major League debut and i've heard great things about the kid. Toronto has never seen him and umps sometimes bend over backwards for rookies making their debut at home... so there is a possibility of a steller performance, but......  The Twins line up is weak and their bullpen is bad, Toronto's pen is good and Dan Bellini is a Trump supporter so I think he might squeeze the kid because he's brown. 

 

TORONTO -102

 

Better get on board this train boys..It's leavin the station at 1pm Eastern

 



There goes $5.10

MF'R!!!! I was on the kid and handicapped myself off him- I should never bet on a 5 foot 8 inch tall pitcher
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by El_Terrible:

I bet this because ...I gotta watch this game. I got the Cubs $1250 to win 1k over 93 wins, and the Rocks OVER 81 if I remember correctly? I grew up in Chicago with Jack Brickhouse, and I have a home on the divide in Colorado- Not crazy about the bet, but I ain't bet'in on Tyler Andersen, he's a head case and I think Yu Darvish is rounding into form, if not physically, mentally...

 

I bet the Cubs -1.5 like 4 times when they've won by one, and that's painful- Betting with my heart here

 

THE CHICAGO CUBS -1.5 EVEN

 


Here that flapping sound? Thats 5 Bucks flying out the window!

MF'R!!! The Cubs should have kept Arrieta instead of signing Darvish- Yu needs to go down to Navy Pier and catch the next slow boat back to China!

GD it!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by El_Terrible:

   I just went back and looked- The Rocks are, 

2018 MLB Regular Season Wins - Team Must Play 160 Games

Colorado Rockies10/01/18 10:00 MDT Over 82 (-105)

 

Add another win to the Rockies Total

 

Yes!

 
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Thats a neat story, I love that story and all of your neat stories. Can you tell it again?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DruDowns:

Thats a neat story, I love that story and all of your neat stories. Can you tell it again?

I used to see peanuts at the race track when I was like 8.. I wore an Old style ball cap, and I would yell absurd things to get peoples attention like "SUPPERTIME" and stuff like that. I stood right in front of the ClubHouse were all the rich people came in. Well one Saturday Budweiser was sponsering the feature race and a representative came at me with a Budweiser cap and said "wanna trade?" I said "no", then he said how bout for $5? and I said "no" then he said "$10" and I said "ok". He took my Old Style cap and put the Budweiser cap on my head. I watched him walk away and throw my Old style cap in a garbage can about 25 yards away. I went over there and fished it out of the garbage can and put it back on..

 

 
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Anyway...I was Hot Walking horses at age 10, Grooming them at age 12, assistant training them at 16 and recieved a lifetime bann from every pari mutual thoroughbred track in America at 20

 

The ban kinda went away when race tracks went from Poloroids pinned to a wall in the security offices to computers- 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by packersbackers:

guess that's why I have always been more of a butt man than a breast man

 

I like a big ash too- The more Testosterone in your blood, the bigger the butts you like- If you see a guy that likes a skinny butt...He's Gee A Y

 

Get away from him as fast as you can

 
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Anyway...I'm thinkin guys

 

There's a prop bubbling up to the surface any minute now

 

 

GOT IT- Best Value tonight

 

Joe Ingles (UTA) Total Points

Over 14 (even)

 
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They'll no doubt there will be a last minute prop- There always is- and it's always a good one

 

Stay tuned

 
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Los Angeles Dodgers even Listed Ryu is so much better

 

New York Yankees -126 Listed Youre not gonna see Severino @ just -126 too many times this year

 
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Most likely to occur- I'll buy the 1/2 so it's easy to score- that half confuses me when I'm figuring out if I'm covering...

 

Houston Rockets -10 (-120)

Buying (0.5 points)

 
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....huge success....     your thoughts on the derby...
 
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Most likely to occur- I'll buy the 1/2 so it's easy to score- that half confuses me when I'm figuring out if I'm covering...

 

Be honest, you've never done this before have you?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by El_Terrible:

Anyway...I'm thinkin guys   There's a prop bubbling up to the surface any minute now     GOT IT- Best Value tonight   Joe Ingles (UTA) Total Points Over 14 (even)

 

Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha 

 

2 seconds into the game and Ingles as what? 11 points? He's on pace to get 200! And Geno John Carlo Stanton just jacked out a 2-run bomb

 

Swear to god, my wife just walked in on me doind the Donkey roll

 

 

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by El_Terrible:

Quote Originally Posted by chaloots:

Quote Originally Posted by El_Terrible:

  I'm a $5 better, but will bet 3 or 4k a few times a month if I really like something 

 

peace_5

So, you have a "Mr. Millionaire" who thinks you're smart too???

 
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Quote Originally Posted by scooby-doos:

....huge success....     your thoughts on the derby...

 

My thoughts? Its the worst betting race in the world...I always do well in the one on one matchups on Sportsbook.com though

 

Its so easy- You just pick the 3 year old that can run for a mile and a quarter, cause most of em can't- Its easy to pick who's gonna spit the bit in the stretch- hard to pick the winner though

 

Stay tuned my friend

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DruDowns:

Most likely to occur?

 

Yeah, crazy huh? 

 

Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

EVEN money and he covers before I can finish my first beer

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