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#26
To make this thread amazing, you need to update your avatar, to an angry or wasted College Gambler, as someone else brilliantly did a while back.
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Moving to Vegas to become a fulltime professional drunkin', racist, lying, cokehead.....
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#28
Hey fellas, this is your boy CG:
I just lost 4.4 K and am down to ony 13 K
now but it's time to get PUMPED UP!!
I hear they got tunnels where I can live in here that are rent free when I lose the rest of my money. I can then do tricks for Meth and shake a cup for change to put together to do a 10 way parlay.! Then I'll really be sipping soup! OK fellas CG out!!!
I just lost 4.4 K and am down to ony 13 K
now but it's time to get PUMPED UP!!
I hear they got tunnels where I can live in here that are rent free when I lose the rest of my money. I can then do tricks for Meth and shake a cup for change to put together to do a 10 way parlay.! Then I'll really be sipping soup! OK fellas CG out!!!
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#29
I'm just speechless right now guys. So many bad beats in this NCAA tournament and my blow and ho money is really taking a hit.
Just yesterday I dropped a bomb on Robert Morris. +22.5. With 40 minutes left in the game the score was tied 0-0. I was up 22.5 points. All of a sudden Duke goes on a 85-56 run and covers. I just can't believe it. I had that game.
Then I dropped another bomb on the Wisconsin Badger/ Coastal Carolina whatever their name is under 131. Again 0-0 game with 40 minutes left. I covering this bet by 131 points. All of a sudden both teams shoot lights out and the game goes over.
These tough losses are so frustrating. Why do I always end up losing these games like this? I'm just going to go do a few lines and call my mom back. She already called 12 times today. Then I think I'll go hang out on the strip by myself, get really drunk, and start a fight with a pack of midgets.
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Posted:
#30
Quote Originally Posted by mlaack34:
I'm just speechless right now guys. So many bad beats in this NCAA tournament and my blow and ho money is really taking a hit.
I'm just speechless right now guys. So many bad beats in this NCAA tournament and my blow and ho money is really taking a hit.
Just yesterday I dropped a bomb on Robert Morris. +22.5. With 40 minutes left in the game the score was tied 0-0. I was up 22.5 points. All of a sudden Duke goes on a 85-56 run and covers. I just can't believe it. I had that game.
Then I dropped another bomb on the Wisconsin Badger/ Coastal Carolina whatever their name is under 131. Again 0-0 game with 40 minutes left. I covering this bet by 131 points. All of a sudden both teams shoot lights out and the game goes over.
These tough losses are so frustrating. Why do I always end up losing these games like this? I'm just going to go do a few lines and call my mom back. She already called 12 times today. Then I think I'll go hang out on the strip by myself, get really drunk, and start a fight with a pack of midgets.
Too funny!
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Posted:
#32
Quote Originally Posted by mlaack34:
I'm just speechless right now guys. So many bad beats in this NCAA tournament and my blow and ho money is really taking a hit.
I'm just speechless right now guys. So many bad beats in this NCAA tournament and my blow and ho money is really taking a hit.
Just yesterday I dropped a bomb on Robert Morris. +22.5. With 40 minutes left in the game the score was tied 0-0. I was up 22.5 points. All of a sudden Duke goes on a 85-56 run and covers. I just can't believe it. I had that game.
Then I dropped another bomb on the Wisconsin Badger/ Coastal Carolina whatever their name is under 131. Again 0-0 game with 40 minutes left. I covering this bet by 131 points. All of a sudden both teams shoot lights out and the game goes over.
These tough losses are so frustrating. Why do I always end up losing these games like this? I'm just going to go do a few lines and call my mom back. She already called 12 times today. Then I think I'll go hang out on the strip by myself, get really drunk, and start a fight with a pack of midgets.
Chanticleers
Coastal Carolina Chanticleers
Chanticleer is like a junior Gamecock. CCU used to be affiliated with the S. Carolina Gamecocks
Hey how's the quality at the Spearmint Rhino lately? Whenever I'm out there i'll go there late afternoon and can't bring myself to leave until the sun comes up. Interesting to see the drastic changes in quality when shifts end and begin.
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Posted:
#33
Quote Originally Posted by mlaack34:
I'm just speechless right now guys. So many bad beats in this NCAA tournament and my blow and ho money is really taking a hit.
I'm just speechless right now guys. So many bad beats in this NCAA tournament and my blow and ho money is really taking a hit.
Just yesterday I dropped a bomb on Robert Morris. +22.5. With 40 minutes left in the game the score was tied 0-0. I was up 22.5 points. All of a sudden Duke goes on a 85-56 run and covers. I just can't believe it. I had that game.
Then I dropped another bomb on the Wisconsin Badger/ Coastal Carolina whatever their name is under 131. Again 0-0 game with 40 minutes left. I covering this bet by 131 points. All of a sudden both teams shoot lights out and the game goes over.
These tough losses are so frustrating. Why do I always end up losing these games like this? I'm just going to go do a few lines and call my mom back. She already called 12 times today. Then I think I'll go hang out on the strip by myself, get really drunk, and start a fight with a pack of midgets.
lol you are good mlaack34, you are good. 
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Posted:
#34
Quote Originally Posted by mlaack34:
I'm just speechless right now guys. So many bad beats in this NCAA tournament and my blow and ho money is really taking a hit.
I'm just speechless right now guys. So many bad beats in this NCAA tournament and my blow and ho money is really taking a hit.
Just yesterday I dropped a bomb on Robert Morris. +22.5. With 40 minutes left in the game the score was tied 0-0. I was up 22.5 points. All of a sudden Duke goes on a 85-56 run and covers. I just can't believe it. I had that game.
Then I dropped another bomb on the Wisconsin Badger/ Coastal Carolina whatever their name is under 131. Again 0-0 game with 40 minutes left. I covering this bet by 131 points. All of a sudden both teams shoot lights out and the game goes over.
These tough losses are so frustrating. Why do I always end up losing these games like this? I'm just going to go do a few lines and call my mom back. She already called 12 times today. Then I think I'll go hang out on the strip by myself, get really drunk, and start a fight with a pack of midgets.
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Posted:
#35
Quote Originally Posted by mlaack34:
I'm just speechless right now guys. So many bad beats in this NCAA tournament and my blow and ho money is really taking a hit.
I'm just speechless right now guys. So many bad beats in this NCAA tournament and my blow and ho money is really taking a hit.
Just yesterday I dropped a bomb on Robert Morris. +22.5. With 40 minutes left in the game the score was tied 0-0. I was up 22.5 points. All of a sudden Duke goes on a 85-56 run and covers. I just can't believe it. I had that game.
Then I dropped another bomb on the Wisconsin Badger/ Coastal Carolina whatever their name is under 131. Again 0-0 game with 40 minutes left. I covering this bet by 131 points. All of a sudden both teams shoot lights out and the game goes over.
These tough losses are so frustrating. Why do I always end up losing these games like this? I'm just going to go do a few lines and call my mom back. She already called 12 times today. Then I think I'll go hang out on the strip by myself, get really drunk, and start a fight with a pack of midgets.
Funny!! - 2 things.....
1. This thread is probably closer to the truth than CG's original thread...
2. His is boxed, and this one isn't!!
I'll gladly join this "organization"!!!!!!
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Posted:
#38
Quote Originally Posted by mlaack34:
I'm just speechless right now guys. So many bad beats in this NCAA tournament and my blow and ho money is really taking a hit.
I'm just speechless right now guys. So many bad beats in this NCAA tournament and my blow and ho money is really taking a hit.
Just yesterday I dropped a bomb on Robert Morris. +22.5. With 40 minutes left in the game the score was tied 0-0. I was up 22.5 points. All of a sudden Duke goes on a 85-56 run and covers. I just can't believe it. I had that game.
Then I dropped another bomb on the Wisconsin Badger/ Coastal Carolina whatever their name is under 131. Again 0-0 game with 40 minutes left. I covering this bet by 131 points. All of a sudden both teams shoot lights out and the game goes over.
These tough losses are so frustrating. Why do I always end up losing these games like this? I'm just going to go do a few lines and call my mom back. She already called 12 times today. Then I think I'll go hang out on the strip by myself, get really drunk, and start a fight with a pack of midgets.
LMFAO!!! If College Cokehead actually bet a TOTAL, he is beyond desperate. This is the first one he has played, as I recall. 0
Posted:
#40
Quote Originally Posted by Mrfixers:
40 minutes isnt that like most of the game ?
that aint no bad beats in my eyes
40 minutes isnt that like most of the game ?
that aint no bad beats in my eyes
one can only hope and pray that you are being as sarcastic/satirical as the original poster in his post...even then yours isnt funny but good lord,no-one can be that dumb not to realise
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Posted:
#41
Quote Originally Posted by melossinglet:
one can only hope and pray that you are being as sarcastic/satirical as the original poster in his post...even then yours isnt funny but good lord,no-one can be that dumb not to realise
The guy cannot comprehend satire, he's the same guy who ratted out ClubDirt for posting a link to nonexistent website
Gotta go pee!
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#46
I know I never want any advise, but what do you guys think about me playing $5 15 team parlay cards to try to get some extra income to support my coke habit? I'm a god, so I should be able to hit at least 1 or 2 of these a week. Then it will be off to the strip club to make it rain and come home with blue balls and an eight ball.
The only problem I see is I've never even heard of half of these teams. They are never on TV, and they don't play for a power conference. How in the hell is anyone supposed to bet these garbage schools? I guess I'll just have to find an Asian MILF on AFF that bets parlays and have her make the picks for me.
LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!
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