Posted:
#26
follow up question...cheapest + most expensive??
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Ask me anything about being with over 500 prostitues
Posted:
#27
To all you "haters" of ChanceP, please stop right now. Do you even KNOW who you're talking to? Do you even realize this man is a legend? This thread is not valid until the following is understood about ChanceP......the toughest son-of-a-bitch alive.
ChanceP is a son of a bitch!
ChanceP is the father of every kid in my town.
ChanceP once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!
One time I was with ChanceP in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. ChanceP goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm ChanceP! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChanceP' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!
His poop is used as currency in Argentina.
He sweats Gatorade
ChanceP hates Mexicans! And he is half Mexican! .......And he hates irony!
I once saw him scissor kick Barbra Bush.
ChanceP is a son of a bitch.
He sheds his skin once a year.
ChanceP did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran ChanceP!
I once saw him eat a whole live chicken.
He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that.
ChanceP is a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!
Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally ChanceP takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. ChanceP yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found em kid!'"
ChanceP had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese.
ChanceP is a son of a bitch.
He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
ChanceP taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.
They found $60 in change in his stomach.
ChanceP grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault.
ChanceP drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"
He once inhaled a seagull.
The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress.
He once had sex with a cigarette machine.
He once read the Bible while water skiing.
He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
You know, ChanceP would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe just to wake up in the morning.
He has dandruff the size of mice!
He once jogged a marathon with a fridge on his back.
ChanceP is a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!
ChanceP showers in Vodka and feeds his baby shrip scampi.
Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP went hunting? ChanceP decides he's going to hunt down all of the Muppets. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Beeker.
We once had a bachelor party for ChanceP. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
ChanceP once hosted the Grammys and invented the flame thrower.
He has a toenail on the end of his penis.
ChanceP once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms.
ChanceP family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong.
ChanceP ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool.
Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, ChanceP chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
He breastfeeds John Madden.
They use ChanceP foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium.
Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. ChanceP said it would've happened sometime.
ChanceP's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2
ChanceP still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.
He thinks that Iron Man is gay.
He once played chess against Bobby Fisher. It took ChanceP only seven moves to win, then he proceeded to laugh uncontrolably while beating the shit out of him with the time clock.
He once gave a hand job to a mannaray.
I remember one time ChanceP took his family to Sea World. Anyways, they were watching Shamu the whale when ChanceP got splashed! So ChanceP yells, "I'm Bill ChanceP and no one gets me wet!" So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, "How do you like it?!" And then damn if ChanceP didn't step in there and finish the show!
Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP forced me to wear a woman's bikini? ChanceP tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned, if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled!
He makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant.
ChanceP jumped off the Empire State Building and he only sprained his ankle.
Like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell.
Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, ChanceP throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, ChanceP decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, "God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human."
So anyway, ChanceP would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, ChanceP had to shoot the maid.
ChanceP is a son of a bitch.
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Posted:
#29
Quote Originally Posted by ArmedNAruba:
To all you "haters" of ChanceP, please stop right now. Do you even KNOW who you're talking to? Do you even realize this man is a legend? This thread is not valid until the following is understood about ChanceP......the toughest son-of-a-bitch alive.
ChanceP is a son of a bitch!
ChanceP is the father of every kid in my town.
ChanceP once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!
One time I was with ChanceP in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. ChanceP goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm ChanceP! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChanceP' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!
His poop is used as currency in Argentina.
He sweats Gatorade
ChanceP hates Mexicans! And he is half Mexican! .......And he hates irony!
I once saw him scissor kick Barbra Bush.
ChanceP is a son of a bitch.
He sheds his skin once a year.
ChanceP did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran ChanceP!
I once saw him eat a whole live chicken.
He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that.
ChanceP is a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!
Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally ChanceP takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. ChanceP yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found em kid!'"
ChanceP had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese.
ChanceP is a son of a bitch.
He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
ChanceP taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.
They found $60 in change in his stomach.
ChanceP grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault.
ChanceP drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"
He once inhaled a seagull.
The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress.
He once had sex with a cigarette machine.
He once read the Bible while water skiing.
He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
You know, ChanceP would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe just to wake up in the morning.
He has dandruff the size of mice!
He once jogged a marathon with a fridge on his back.
ChanceP is a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!
ChanceP showers in Vodka and feeds his baby shrip scampi.
Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP went hunting? ChanceP decides he's going to hunt down all of the Muppets. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Beeker.
We once had a bachelor party for ChanceP. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
ChanceP once hosted the Grammys and invented the flame thrower.
He has a toenail on the end of his penis.
ChanceP once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms.
ChanceP family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong.
ChanceP ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool.
Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, ChanceP chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
He breastfeeds John Madden.
They use ChanceP foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium.
Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. ChanceP said it would've happened sometime.
ChanceP's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2
ChanceP still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.
He thinks that Iron Man is gay.
He once played chess against Bobby Fisher. It took ChanceP only seven moves to win, then he proceeded to laugh uncontrolably while beating the shit out of him with the time clock.
He once gave a hand job to a mannaray.
I remember one time ChanceP took his family to Sea World. Anyways, they were watching Shamu the whale when ChanceP got splashed! So ChanceP yells, "I'm Bill ChanceP and no one gets me wet!" So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, "How do you like it?!" And then damn if ChanceP didn't step in there and finish the show!
Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP forced me to wear a woman's bikini? ChanceP tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned, if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled!
He makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant.
ChanceP jumped off the Empire State Building and he only sprained his ankle.
Like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell.
Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, ChanceP throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, ChanceP decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, "God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human."
So anyway, ChanceP would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, ChanceP had to shoot the maid.
ChanceP is a son of a bitch.
you're a real idiot 
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Posted:
#30
Quote Originally Posted by DrRays:
ArmedNAruba
ArmedNAruba
GET A LIFE. Your post gets nominated as the "Moron post of the year"
Dr. Rays, these are the facts. Now don't fuck with ChanceP.
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ChanceP
Posted:
#33
stop bagging on the guy, men are squirrels-- we just wanna bust a nut, and women know they can use it to control the situation. what's a guy to do? hookers, internet porn, monogamous relationship, casual sex... it's one of them or a combination of all, you pick.
prostitutes are paid, person give it away for free. it's that simple
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Posted:
#38
Quote Originally Posted by CountNo_Account:
I'm sure everybody on this board has fucked prostitutes many times but 500 dude?
No offense but are you too ugly to get regular box or just too lazy?
I'm sure everybody on this board has fucked prostitutes many times but 500 dude?
No offense but are you too ugly to get regular box or just too lazy?
Basically lazy. These werent the only women i was screwing around with, I was goin out all nite every nite. So the nights Id be at 1am or 2am with no "prospects" as soon as the bar closed I was on the phone with the escort service or trolling the boulevard!!!!!
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Posted:
#39
Quote Originally Posted by dl36:
I cant say that I am 500+.... but I a have some experience...
was wondering how you would rank the different venues...
mine is...
1. AMPs = can be done on impulse, safe, pretty set prices for set services
2. Escorts = have to plan and some danger especially with out call coming to you or incall going to them... also have possibility of up-selling
3. Strip clubs = takes alot of work and coordination, or you have to wait till they get off, and it is hit or miss... Strippers are also known for be unreliable and unprofessional...
4. Street walkers = super sketchy, often shady people and possibility of pimp involvement...
I cant say that I am 500+.... but I a have some experience...
was wondering how you would rank the different venues...
mine is...
1. AMPs = can be done on impulse, safe, pretty set prices for set services
2. Escorts = have to plan and some danger especially with out call coming to you or incall going to them... also have possibility of up-selling
3. Strip clubs = takes alot of work and coordination, or you have to wait till they get off, and it is hit or miss... Strippers are also known for be unreliable and unprofessional...
4. Street walkers = super sketchy, often shady people and possibility of pimp involvement...
1) what is an AMP? Im sure I know just cxant figure out the letters
2) Escorts Ive never had any "safet" issues with or anything. My problem with escorts is they usually arent any better looking than the massage parlor girls, and the escorts want $150 to show up plus another $100-$300 for action whereas at the massage parlor you can get it all for $100 total PLUS a massage!!!
3) Strip Clubs are probably my favorite but theres never the GUARANTEE youre gonna find someone like with the other options. However, play your cardss right and one of those skanks will leave with you, and even the worst stripper at any "descent" place is gonna be better looking than 98% of escorts and parlor girls
4) street walkers = super sketchy!!! Oh ya you'd better believe it. This is where all my reallly crazy stories happen. The two wildest were in Miami and downtown Vegas, wasnt sure I was gonna make it alive out of both of those. I can safely say I will never solicit a street walker ever again.
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Posted:
#40
Quote Originally Posted by MLBguru:
Real men don't pay for sex.
This is my favorite quote from all the haters
Do you really think youre not "paying" for sex either? Just in a different way, and I dont have to deal with the bullshit after.
For the record these days are in my past. Im not bragging or boasting. I just have 100s of hilarious stories that I know a lot of you guys will love. Keep bringin the hate if you want, it really doesnt bother me at all, only keeps the thread goin longer!!! which is what I want!!!!
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Posted:
#42
Quote Originally Posted by captjohn67:
did any of them ever smell like you just found an open can of tuna that had been sitting in your car for three days??
did you prefer the sport fucking aspect or the cuddling afterwards??
Never cuddled afterwards, these are prostitutes. Bust the nut and move on!!!!
One in particular was so awful smelling that when she got naked in my hotel room I just threw the money on the table (it was onlly like $30) and just said "sorry, i cant do this"
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Posted:
#43
Quote Originally Posted by DrRays:
Why did you have to pay for 500 person at 18 you should have had girls to bang for free. Very sad that your so proud of this. From 18 to 25 were great years in life and I had tons of cash and was BALLIN but I never paid for person. You need help.
Why did you have to pay for 500 person at 18 you should have had girls to bang for free. Very sad that your so proud of this. From 18 to 25 were great years in life and I had tons of cash and was BALLIN but I never paid for person. You need help.
Like I said, these werent the ONLY women I was sleeping with. There were plenty of random chicks along the way, but this is the prostitues thread lol
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Posted:
#44
Quote Originally Posted by skipper21:
ChanceP--two questions:
1- How many black women did you pay for? and
2- did you ever have a mother/daughter combo?
1) I would say out of the stimated 500 probably 150-200 of them were black
2) No mother/daughter but in Gainseville Florida I had a hot sista about 22 yrs old and then about 4 hours later I called the same # and they sent out another cutie and she told me "that last girl you were with was my sister!!!!!!"
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Posted:
#45
Quote Originally Posted by MLBguru:
Just by sheer statistics, out of those 500 atleast a couple of them were formerly men or hermaphrodites.
I have two "OMG ITS A MAN" stories!!!!!
Would NEVER had admitted it in the past but Im 32 now, these days are behind me, I canlaugh at my misfortunes along with all of you now and hopefully provide some entertainment. I'll elaborate on this story after I finish answering round 1 of the questions, its a truly great story
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Posted:
#47
Quote Originally Posted by captjohn67:
follow up question...cheapest + most expensive??
Cheapest - I fucked a streetwalker in the ass for $12 in pomona, CA, yes she was female, and Yes, I fucked her ass, not vice versa LOL
Expensive - At one of the "ranches' outside Reno I spent like $700-$800 to fuck some avg looking person. Biggest waste ever
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Posted:
#48
All the guys with the "OMG u ugly fiuck you cant get it for free" chill out guys. You dont even know what I was doing but I can see your issue
The bottom line is : Were travelling week to week like a circus, goin out with all my "boys" in different cities every week raging. I just flat out didnt give a fuck most nites about kissin some broads ass at a bar all nite, buyin drinks, tryin to "pimp" her. I'd party with my boys, have a great time, then when I was done go get serviced by some broad somewhere for half the trouble (more like 1%) and the same cost as all the drinks and dinner Id have to buy my date
The guys who say theyve never paid for box must forget about all the dinners, drinks, gifts, birthday vards, etc, etc, etc
But its much easier to rip then just sit back and laugh at all my crazy, idiotic, reckless stories from my youth. Thats all this is, a big laugh session at the dumb shit Ive done. Keep hatin if you want, it dont matter to me!!!!
The bottom line is : Were travelling week to week like a circus, goin out with all my "boys" in different cities every week raging. I just flat out didnt give a fuck most nites about kissin some broads ass at a bar all nite, buyin drinks, tryin to "pimp" her. I'd party with my boys, have a great time, then when I was done go get serviced by some broad somewhere for half the trouble (more like 1%) and the same cost as all the drinks and dinner Id have to buy my date
The guys who say theyve never paid for box must forget about all the dinners, drinks, gifts, birthday vards, etc, etc, etc
But its much easier to rip then just sit back and laugh at all my crazy, idiotic, reckless stories from my youth. Thats all this is, a big laugh session at the dumb shit Ive done. Keep hatin if you want, it dont matter to me!!!!
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