Mahomes showing off to Swift but upset that she'll be late to the game. Travis on some Xannys scores early then nothing. Alien robot CMC rushes for 175+ 2+ TD's. Then Romo can't stop talking about Brocks bright future in the NFL. Halftime show sucks but the world will be hammering the 2nd half over. Brock keeps giving the ball to CMC and KC has no answer. 8 yds here 11 there. Rashee Rice scores 2 second half tds and I'm sticking to my prediction
Mahomes showing off to Swift but upset that she'll be late to the game. Travis on some Xannys scores early then nothing. Alien robot CMC rushes for 175+ 2+ TD's. Then Romo can't stop talking about Brocks bright future in the NFL. Halftime show sucks but the world will be hammering the 2nd half over. Brock keeps giving the ball to CMC and KC has no answer. 8 yds here 11 there. Rashee Rice scores 2 second half tds and I'm sticking to my prediction
You got to put in there somewhere that during this melee of football passion and testosterone filled stink sweat where men pit themselves against each other in a battle that can essentially be labeled a CTE sparring war and where brains meet skulls more often than that one guy on Tinder who’s relentless with his approach meets fatties ….
that at some point during gameplay the microphone on the sidelines will pick up some of Patrick Mahomes’ dialogue and you will think to yourself :
“ How’s this Kermit the Frog voiced motherfucker not summon demons from the netherworld with that evil and odd vocal frequency that is emanating from behind is gates of hell tonsils “…..
or will that just be me thinking that Fred ?
good luck on your bet bro
BACK PATTING and KISSING threads are like passing HAM SANDWICHES around over and over-wall
You got to put in there somewhere that during this melee of football passion and testosterone filled stink sweat where men pit themselves against each other in a battle that can essentially be labeled a CTE sparring war and where brains meet skulls more often than that one guy on Tinder who’s relentless with his approach meets fatties ….
that at some point during gameplay the microphone on the sidelines will pick up some of Patrick Mahomes’ dialogue and you will think to yourself :
“ How’s this Kermit the Frog voiced motherfucker not summon demons from the netherworld with that evil and odd vocal frequency that is emanating from behind is gates of hell tonsils “…..
To me it sounds like he harnesses it from the diabolical area where the heat from the devil’s sphincter melts lost souls .
My television reception gets scrambled and my microwave shuts off anytime that his voice is aired in any form ,
plus my dog pisses and shits himself but that truly could just be attributed to the fact that I need to pay a little closer attention that it is my pooch’s time to go , and that I should put down the crossword puzzles and handle regular life from time to time ,
I mean there must be a reason why that canine is spinning around and dancing like Michael Jackson by the front door . Amirite ? Hee hee .
BACK PATTING and KISSING threads are like passing HAM SANDWICHES around over and over-wall
To me it sounds like he harnesses it from the diabolical area where the heat from the devil’s sphincter melts lost souls .
My television reception gets scrambled and my microwave shuts off anytime that his voice is aired in any form ,
plus my dog pisses and shits himself but that truly could just be attributed to the fact that I need to pay a little closer attention that it is my pooch’s time to go , and that I should put down the crossword puzzles and handle regular life from time to time ,
I mean there must be a reason why that canine is spinning around and dancing like Michael Jackson by the front door . Amirite ? Hee hee .
I think that aliens are using his head as a transmitter to send messages from outer space , it’s just that there’s bad reception , so we can’t exactly hear what they say , but in turn he sounds funny .
BACK PATTING and KISSING threads are like passing HAM SANDWICHES around over and over-wall
I think that aliens are using his head as a transmitter to send messages from outer space , it’s just that there’s bad reception , so we can’t exactly hear what they say , but in turn he sounds funny .
Way the fuck over . 20 plus . I’m not altogether sure that at some point he won’t take his shirt off again and somehow manage to dangle two midgets from his nipples like stripper tassels . The guy is a trendsetter , a real suave customer . He’s got us all in the palm of his masculine hands , and come Sunday , I for one will be bowing down to his style and bravado because the cream rises to the top , and whatever shenanigans you’ve seen him pull , trust me , it’s just the tip . He’s saving the best for last . He’s gonna be real pumped up with his blood circulating to the max . Homeboy ready to explode on us during SuperBowl 58 . So ride the wave gentlemen , and gulp it down because you are seeing a true creative genius and media manipulating artist at work . I betcha somehow he ties all of his funny actions into some charitable cause where the donations will help those children that you see on tv that have those fucking flies buzzing around and landing on their faces . Kelce ! The philanthropist !
BACK PATTING and KISSING threads are like passing HAM SANDWICHES around over and over-wall
Way the fuck over . 20 plus . I’m not altogether sure that at some point he won’t take his shirt off again and somehow manage to dangle two midgets from his nipples like stripper tassels . The guy is a trendsetter , a real suave customer . He’s got us all in the palm of his masculine hands , and come Sunday , I for one will be bowing down to his style and bravado because the cream rises to the top , and whatever shenanigans you’ve seen him pull , trust me , it’s just the tip . He’s saving the best for last . He’s gonna be real pumped up with his blood circulating to the max . Homeboy ready to explode on us during SuperBowl 58 . So ride the wave gentlemen , and gulp it down because you are seeing a true creative genius and media manipulating artist at work . I betcha somehow he ties all of his funny actions into some charitable cause where the donations will help those children that you see on tv that have those fucking flies buzzing around and landing on their faces . Kelce ! The philanthropist !
The NFL is not what it used to be. The product is not quality. You place a bet and by halftime you'd rather eat a ham sandwich thinking why did I throw money away on this. This super bowl is going to be garbage but KC wins.
The NFL is not what it used to be. The product is not quality. You place a bet and by halftime you'd rather eat a ham sandwich thinking why did I throw money away on this. This super bowl is going to be garbage but KC wins.
My sentiments exactly . Bad product . Bad coaching . Bad policies to keep the player’s health intact . Bad hygiene underneath their armpits . You ever try to block a guy that smelled like he had 6 dead hamsters in a headlock before ?
I have .
At my uncle’s wedding when the preacher yapped up himself right after the time it came to say the “ if anyone sees any reason as to why these two people shouldn’t be married please speak now …” speech that they do .
apparently that holy roller dude was wavering on the oath that he took to Jesus , and during the classes that he conducted with couples before they get married like they do in some religions , as is protocol , he developed a devilish crush on my uncle’s soon to be bride .
It was a whole thing . I got pepper sprayed and I twisted my ankle . Aunt Esmeralda shat herself in the first pew and cousin Rodney fainted because of it . We still talk about it during holidays . And then we wonder where that preacher and my uncle’s two timing annulled wife are , because they ran away together after the abbreviated ceremony . I like to think that they’re in hell . Like the state of NFL football is nowadays .
good luck Fred
BACK PATTING and KISSING threads are like passing HAM SANDWICHES around over and over-wall
My sentiments exactly . Bad product . Bad coaching . Bad policies to keep the player’s health intact . Bad hygiene underneath their armpits . You ever try to block a guy that smelled like he had 6 dead hamsters in a headlock before ?
I have .
At my uncle’s wedding when the preacher yapped up himself right after the time it came to say the “ if anyone sees any reason as to why these two people shouldn’t be married please speak now …” speech that they do .
apparently that holy roller dude was wavering on the oath that he took to Jesus , and during the classes that he conducted with couples before they get married like they do in some religions , as is protocol , he developed a devilish crush on my uncle’s soon to be bride .
It was a whole thing . I got pepper sprayed and I twisted my ankle . Aunt Esmeralda shat herself in the first pew and cousin Rodney fainted because of it . We still talk about it during holidays . And then we wonder where that preacher and my uncle’s two timing annulled wife are , because they ran away together after the abbreviated ceremony . I like to think that they’re in hell . Like the state of NFL football is nowadays .
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