Quote Originally Posted by Schmohawk:
Settle down there sharpie, mister football analyst expert.
First of all, I admitted to being a homer. Second of all, this o-line isn't as bad as you think - oh wait... you remember that David Carr used to get sacked all the time and that Shaub gets hit a lot. Well maybe you should watch some tape there slappy. Then you would see that the protection is there, Shaub just happens to wait until the last minute every time and gets hit. And Myers will be back.
Thirdly, the coaches did not call a pass play, they specifically said to roll out and slide if anyone came near Rosenfuck.
I may be wrong and lose this bet but YOU MY FRIEND are no sharp and you sure as hell ain't an expert football analyst.
Thanks for the opinion.
Hey bruh.... where you at now? Are you choking from all that jim jones cool aid espn bozo heads were serving to you moron tv boob suckers too lazy to pick up a stat sheet and see for your self how bad your team sucks?
(My fantasy league buddy sent me a link to nfl.com with the houston highlights, one of the hosts is almost crying while wondering why that bastard Matt Schaub wouldnt throw the ball away in the face of the most obvious blitz even a blind man with no nose could see and smell.)https://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2009091305/2009/REG1/jets@texans/watch
(thankfully for him, he is one of the few people on this planet that actually seeks advice from a true sharp like me who knows his football better than any moron on your espn otherwise he would have been one of the many bozos betting on that pathetic o-line to beat the jets monster d-line) Its really amazing that people are stunned by this result. Sure i will admit that i was stunned a rookie Qb totally raped your secondary. I mean i know i said your secondary sucks, but i had no idea they were worse than my local highschool secondary!!! JEEZ.. I honestly thought the jets would cover in a tight game on the back of their RB with Sanchez at best making a few choice passes here and there!
Lets recap what i said about your team.
Your suspect QB --Confirmed chief of the texan suck brigade
Your incredibly daft coaches--Confirmed commanders of the suck brigade
Your suspect o-line--Confirmed pussies that left every hard nosed dick through to bust the cherry freaking dumb QB stupid enough to line up behind them
Your suspect Secondary--Confirmed pussies yet again getting bitch slapped by some kid with no hair on his chin yet!
What is really pathetic about this whole situation is the fact that any tom dick and harry with an ounce of football sense could have told you everything i posted more than a month before the season started. The entire post i made can be applied and every single season one of the last 7 seasons of the texans franchise! Every single one.
0 points vs the jets? LMAO thats the best the texans super duper new offense could manage?
look on the bright side buddy, you still got 15 games to eek out some credibility from that nonsensical drivel you posted about your texans..
Schools out sonny, go and grow some hairs on your balls then come back and try matching wits with me..
Signed............... Self proclaimed Sharp