You need some Nutella , a porno mag , some blackberry brandy , and hope ….
never give up brother …. I don’t care if they bury you in the ground in a box with a sabertooth tiger . you fight your way out of there . You hear me ?
then put on some ABBA songs on , rock out , and you celebrate. Ya dig ?
got peanut butter jelly and a snoopy mug..dont need porn enuf hassle in my life...im an ex jeuit so gien that stuff up aint a problem...hope fuk that skill judgement and being on the right side of the gambling gods (ive an orackle thieving scamming witch of a dughter...
ya dig..ya hear me ya hear..me wee thge biggest gang in the world..we are..but brady is still gona moose us..
always does..im doubling my bet even altho i know..i know i will lose...
now i know them out there who wont belive..but i got my money back laid of baltimore backed tmapa..
cause seriosuly brady always mooese us..so i chnaged sides..earlier that i shouldve but before field goal..nowive a decision to make..easy pink or tight brown..its erarly doors yet..daughters afst asleep grandaughter is doin her carrie thing..very strange..should see it..
but anyway..watch..brady will moose baltimore..he always does..so i woild advice them believers to jumo ship ack him and make a bob...
but well then maybe towrds the end chnage the mind and see what happens..
oh i bob bob..said the rubber duck..rubber buck..smokey and the bandiut..we got a fekin convoy....
i need some therapy...miley hannah..joan for fuck sake not drove old dixie down again..cannae do it any mor of im joing me bro in that field and not coming back for a thousand years till that prick brady retires..montana the greates young second..eh elways gets sent to hell piece of shit...denver are fine but elway ya moddr fucker..broke me hear not once not twice not three times...i wont mention the raiders gmae on nfrts sjheez that wa sbad lienteanut..but hey god giveth god sendeth doon...
Did you like Burt Reynolds’ mustache in Smokey and the bandit or did you like it when he shaved it that one time ?
your daughter is an Oracle ? Is she plotting against you ? Be safe . Hide in the refrigerator….
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nah..but shes a spook...scott the choke hoke..payne stewart..little shit had me oinned to the chair..couldnae lay it of...little shit..laughed about whilst throwing up into the tiolet net morning...then well took me ten years to get her back for her ten minutes..then she feks me iover by feking the people im ytinh to fek over..its a mess...
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nah but i busted my bawsa few times over the car and that sally fields..whit a peach...old skule filth..instead of the new skule filth...it ridiculous...ive got to deal her her hates and kids coming to belfast...ive nowhere to run and hide..nae passport...but ive a shed load pf cash and i can finf portavogie...tim not wanting to be involved in any of thathenparty crap...whits thscore..
Sounds like it . Maybe you two should play a nice game of checkers . I hear that brings families together . Either that , or divide the house with masking tape right down the middle like they do on some sitcoms . Just make sure you get the side with the shitter and the fridge . I don’t care if it doesn’t have a door . You can get out through the window . Just throw some pillows outside and land on them so you don’t break a hip . you gotta think ahead . You can think about getting head too , nothing wrong with that , I don’t care what Catholicism says . Either do all that stuff , or run like hell . I’m talkin Forrest Gump on blood doping with a jalapeño up his butt kind of running . Speed boy . Concentrate on speed . Never douse yourself in gasoline . Ever . If you’re smoking a cigarette and fall asleep , well , you ever seen charcoal ? Forget it . Forget all of it . Play Yahtzee instead ….
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hoose shes the one with the 2quillion pounds mortgae i liv in an expensive squat in the village...different countries...chckers..kids game..chess is a mans game..but we get on grwat..all happy..just shes pissed i spent 10 birthdays halloweens on the grandaughter and spoiled herrotten..she canna afford fek aw with the mnortgage and ten years dowbn the line that child bombarded with ninsens...told her id get her back for slipping my wrist and hiding from me..in a fub park..when the caroline hogg thing was going on...first second iheard heard her i turned mean..opened the curtain..plying on a video machine...now uner normal circs i would kicked he r in the face for her idiocy..but i counted to two laughed me head of ajnd said..thought littele shit..ill get you ill gte you back..right time right lace..ill bury you...now for my sins im paying her martgae for a few months net week..but she dont know it..im gonna let her suffer...in kindness...hahahahhah
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