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#76
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Flap jack, jump back Friday......... yea it is that good!!!!!
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#79
i am a student from sydney. sammy dont let the fame get to you, you can make the picks. make me rich sammy, i believe in you. and i know, even though you can't admit it due to keeping your fans and fame, that you are a stoner.
i have news for you.
so am i.
make sure you are in the zone when you pick the right picks. stay smart.
iStudent
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#80
Quote Originally Posted by sammy11:
I am simply absolutely amazing! there really isn't anything more to say about that, I tried to tell you all about the Mavericks, and I even said I wanted to bet the ML, but I ain't greedy so as I said earlier, I will take the easy cover, and thats exactly what I did! Dallas Mavericks +5.5 risking 1,100 to win 1,000.
what all of you are witnessing is pure genius and the smartest capper this side of the Boston Bridge. I am a humble man, but please understand after a game I let loose and speak from my heart and soul and remember I work hard as blazes on my plays, so after all this I am going to let the place know what I am about and what I can accomplish in life and on here, have a blessed night everybody see you all tomorrow, the man, the maker and the moonshine Sun strip Matthew Samuel, from a place in the sky, I am out like a cow on a walk to the local farmers market. 
I am simply absolutely amazing! there really isn't anything more to say about that, I tried to tell you all about the Mavericks, and I even said I wanted to bet the ML, but I ain't greedy so as I said earlier, I will take the easy cover, and thats exactly what I did! Dallas Mavericks +5.5 risking 1,100 to win 1,000.
what all of you are witnessing is pure genius and the smartest capper this side of the Boston Bridge. I am a humble man, but please understand after a game I let loose and speak from my heart and soul and remember I work hard as blazes on my plays, so after all this I am going to let the place know what I am about and what I can accomplish in life and on here, have a blessed night everybody see you all tomorrow, the man, the maker and the moonshine Sun strip Matthew Samuel, from a place in the sky, I am out like a cow on a walk to the local farmers market. Im sorry but I am a bit disturbed at this remark,
You have no business ever saying you are humble.
I am 59-25-2 since March 22 2010 and You will never catch me saying something like "I am the best capper", because in truth, we are not proven over the long haul.
If you were ever a humble man, than I suggest you find your roots.
I am not trying to rain on your parade but just stick to picking winners, because that is the meaning of this thing we do.
Good luck on your plays.
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#81
Quote Originally Posted by khaliagent:
Im sorry but I am a bit disturbed at this remark,
You have no business ever saying you are humble.
I am 59-25-2 since March 22 2010 and You will never catch me saying something like "I am the best capper", because in truth, we are not proven over the long haul.
If you were ever a humble man, than I suggest you find your roots.
I am not trying to rain on your parade but just stick to picking winners, because that is the meaning of this thing we do.
Good luck on your plays.
Im sorry but I am a bit disturbed at this remark,
You have no business ever saying you are humble.
I am 59-25-2 since March 22 2010 and You will never catch me saying something like "I am the best capper", because in truth, we are not proven over the long haul.
If you were ever a humble man, than I suggest you find your roots.
I am not trying to rain on your parade but just stick to picking winners, because that is the meaning of this thing we do.
Good luck on your plays.
Khaliagent, if you were "simply absolutely amazing", as the humble Sammy self-professed, you would realize that he is implementing a writing technique called "Oxymoron". Being so "simply absolutely amazing", He is talking above you peions, its hard for a person who is "here to make history and show his wares and enrich the ground" you walk on, to relate and make sense to underlings. This is what being an oxymoronic humbled amazing individual is all about. Wake up and smell the Sammy Sunshine! err....Matty.
An oxymoron is a figure of speech that combines normally contradictory terms. They appear in a variety of contexts, including inadvertent errors such as extremely average, deliberate puns like same difference, and literary oxymorons that have been crafted to reveal a paradox.
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#84
Quote Originally Posted by 59904:
SAMMY IS PURE COMEDY, NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS...
SAMMY IS PURE COMEDY, NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS...
Yeah ok..... sammy is "PURE COMEDY", maybe we can label Bill Hicks, Dave Chapelle, or Norm MacDonald "PURE COMEDY"., but would if you consider: "I am like a raving rooster that is always up at the crack of dawn and always seems to know what time it is.",
If you consider this "Pure Comedy", check yourself, I just think its a bad metaphor, that falls flat on its face.
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#85
Quote Originally Posted by 59904:
SAMMY IS PURE COMEDY, NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS...
SAMMY IS PURE COMEDY, NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS...
Yeah ok..... sammy is "PURE COMEDY", maybe we can label Bill Hicks, Dave Chapelle, or Norm MacDonald "PURE COMEDY"., but if you consider: "I am like a raving rooster that is always up at the crack of dawn and always seems to know what time it is.",
If you consider this "Pure Comedy", check yourself, I just think its a bad metaphor, that falls flat on its face.
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#86
Quote Originally Posted by moksha23x:
Yeah ok..... sammy is "PURE COMEDY", maybe we can label Bill Hicks, Dave Chapelle, or Norm MacDonald "PURE COMEDY"., but if you consider: "I am like a raving rooster that is always up at the crack of dawn and always seems to know what time it is.",
If you consider this "Pure Comedy", check yourself, I just think its a bad metaphor, that falls flat on its face.
Yeah ok..... sammy is "PURE COMEDY", maybe we can label Bill Hicks, Dave Chapelle, or Norm MacDonald "PURE COMEDY"., but if you consider: "I am like a raving rooster that is always up at the crack of dawn and always seems to know what time it is.",
If you consider this "Pure Comedy", check yourself, I just think its a bad metaphor, that falls flat on its face.
Damn dude why all thehate???? I can see if he was a terrible capper, but damn he does ok, and everyday i see you talking about this guy, just take it easy bro.
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SO MANY HATERS SAMMY!!
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#88
Quote Originally Posted by saintsfan504:
Damn dude why all thehate???? I can see if he was a terrible capper, but damn he does ok, and everyday i see you talking about this guy, just take it easy bro.
Penelope, listen, there's I'm not hating, I think Sammy does a great job capping a game a day. I'll be the first to congratulate him. I just think all the superfluous corny nonsense is annoying. Trust me, I love nonsense and comedy, but when its corny and not funny........and presented as its so funny, unique.....and its constantly praised as such, I get a little annoyed. I don't hate this matty guy, I'm just responding to a thread.
Good Luck today 'Matty Sunshine'
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will the streak continue tonight?...
I have half wood waitin on your play.....
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