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a master of realistic fiction and one of the world’s greatest novelists.
I can only imagine when that day will come
Sproceket0rgatto - Leo Tolstoy
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I swear to God . What’s going on in here ? Don’t we have women to make love to ? Or sandwiches to make ? How about bets ? Don’t we got any of them to put in ?
Huh ?
What’s all this thespian voo doo magic that you’re typing out with your Lee Press On Nailed fingers anyway ? Do you wanna have me meet my demise through shady circumstances ?
Huh ? Is that it ?
and then I suppose you wanna “ jar up “ my nether regions in formaldehyde so that you can gaze upon my cahonee bologna for inspirational purposes as you clickety clack away at your typewriter cuz you finally decided to go for that dream about writing a children’s book where a “ cool kid “ banana helps an overweight pear with bullying ?
Am I close ?
In the ballpark ?
Well go for it then . I applaud you . But what the fuck does Sara Leo TollHouse cookies have to do with it ? You spying on me ? You watchin’ me bake them shits while I’m nude in just an apron ? This is indeed getting weird .
I wonder if maybe I call that SafeLight Repair SafeLight Replace right now , that they’ll come over and fix my broken window and then add on all those fancy security contraptions like Ethan Hawke had in The Purge . So I can have some safety and privacy , and that so my curvy glutes stay far away from your Peeping Tom eyes . God Damn . America . What a wild fucking place .
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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Quote Originally Posted by marshotel:
''cool kid banana helps an overweight pear with bullying'',,,,,,,,,,,,,,,gold jerry, gold
''cool kid banana helps an overweight pear with bullying'',,,,,,,,,,,,,,,gold jerry, gold
I’m gonna let you know straight up and down on the yim yam that I musta put in at least 79 words in with your boy wallstreet on the topic pertaining to getting you reinstated up in this sumbitch . It would be like getting the NWO back together after they split up . And I just know that you’re the Scott Hall that we need bro . Doing that quick little rapid fire foot stomp with the arms wide open sly smile throw the toothpick finish up in this B on your return to the ring .
But peep this , homeboy ain’t all together feelin’ it . Yeah I know . Say what ? This be some mega you stole his girl back in the day get at you stuff on the retribution tip going on here . Big dogg didn’t even wanna hear my court room soliloquy . Brushed me off like a tick to his balls . Fo Realz .
I couldn’t believe it . Somethin’ like you’ve been given enough chances and what not . I’m not sure though , cuz my natural high was kickin’ large and in charge at the time . Think Chuck Norris in a sweaty tee shirt and jeans mollywhopping a whole crew of “ extras “ in an 80s action flick kinda kickin’ . And that’s real as hell . So I don’t know exactly what went down cuz I wasn’t even dealing with our planet’s gravity at the time of the encounter .
Still working on it though . For the best coach I know . Stay up . One .
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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Quote Originally Posted by marshotel:
@spockgato i appreciate the effort but he is butt hurt and it never gonna happen,,,,,,,,,i know the reason, although he will never admit it,,,,,years and years ago he had a stock, drys was the symbol, he by his own admission was getting killed in it, some in the box who did not like him delighted and mocked him losing money, i did not,,,,,i tried to help/advise him, thats what i did before i retired, was an investment banker,,,he took me telling him that the stock was doomed and tryin to help him as me mocking him, not true, just tryin to help,,,,,long story short the stock went to zero, company went bankrupt and does not exist anymore,,,,,there u go
@spockgato i appreciate the effort but he is butt hurt and it never gonna happen,,,,,,,,,i know the reason, although he will never admit it,,,,,years and years ago he had a stock, drys was the symbol, he by his own admission was getting killed in it, some in the box who did not like him delighted and mocked him losing money, i did not,,,,,i tried to help/advise him, thats what i did before i retired, was an investment banker,,,he took me telling him that the stock was doomed and tryin to help him as me mocking him, not true, just tryin to help,,,,,long story short the stock went to zero, company went bankrupt and does not exist anymore,,,,,there u go
that’s indeed a sad tale of intrigue , desire , and lust , mixed with betrayal .
in the movie version of this story I think Woody Harrelson should play you and the wallstreet character , hmmmm , let me see ….. is Gene Hackman still alive ?
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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