DON'T BLAME ME, that disgusting perverted undermysac suggested the title of today's thread. I tried to warn him there are prurient critters around here that would read in all kinds of miscellaneous filth into that title, but he was adamant about it.
We do not have as short a schedule for a Monday as we usually see, but there are no early games, which is fine by me as Monday is the day I do a full update of current information and make minor adjustments to my programs.
Season, 21-17-6, +2,283.72 Units, +18.8% RoR
5/02 - 369 units each – flat bets - [3% of bankroll, 10,000 +/- profit/loss]
Comment: Now I think I will go and have a bowl of that great new soup. It is an alphabet-bean soup the guy named
(are you ready for this?)
Letter Rip
Now and then even a BLIND squirrel can find an acorn
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DON'T BLAME ME, that disgusting perverted undermysac suggested the title of today's thread. I tried to warn him there are prurient critters around here that would read in all kinds of miscellaneous filth into that title, but he was adamant about it.
We do not have as short a schedule for a Monday as we usually see, but there are no early games, which is fine by me as Monday is the day I do a full update of current information and make minor adjustments to my programs.
Season, 21-17-6, +2,283.72 Units, +18.8% RoR
5/02 - 369 units each – flat bets - [3% of bankroll, 10,000 +/- profit/loss]
Comment: Now I think I will go and have a bowl of that great new soup. It is an alphabet-bean soup the guy named
Haha love reading your posts bro. You guys got a good spirited thread in here for absolute debauched degens like me instead of just spewing utter hate and spite. For your thread tomorrow, you should title it "my wife's sister is prettier than yours" haha. Sadly, I never get to see my wife's sister anymore coz of you know who...
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Haha love reading your posts bro. You guys got a good spirited thread in here for absolute debauched degens like me instead of just spewing utter hate and spite. For your thread tomorrow, you should title it "my wife's sister is prettier than yours" haha. Sadly, I never get to see my wife's sister anymore coz of you know who...
I have one cousin that is a mirror image of Cindy Crawford, no lie. And yes I've thought about it. She's one of 7 kids, and my Uncle has only 1 leg. Can't make that up Key. Farming accident in Poland when he was 16 years old. I asked him to teach me the pogo stick technique in the past, he would get slightly amused by that notion.
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I have one cousin that is a mirror image of Cindy Crawford, no lie. And yes I've thought about it. She's one of 7 kids, and my Uncle has only 1 leg. Can't make that up Key. Farming accident in Poland when he was 16 years old. I asked him to teach me the pogo stick technique in the past, he would get slightly amused by that notion.
Goddamn right they are narrow minded as hell. I bought my wife's sister a beautiful sandalwood flute since she is a top notch flutist(wink wink) and my wife wouldn't give it to her. How inconsiderate can you be to one's own kin. Disgusting
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@KeyElement
Goddamn right they are narrow minded as hell. I bought my wife's sister a beautiful sandalwood flute since she is a top notch flutist(wink wink) and my wife wouldn't give it to her. How inconsiderate can you be to one's own kin. Disgusting
Damn Stumptown, you lucky man. My wife got 4 sisters, all hotter than each other but luckily for my wife, they all live in Europe except the youngest on law school in San Diego. I'm sure she misses her dear uncle but insensitive wife don't understand that.
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@StumpTownStu
Damn Stumptown, you lucky man. My wife got 4 sisters, all hotter than each other but luckily for my wife, they all live in Europe except the youngest on law school in San Diego. I'm sure she misses her dear uncle but insensitive wife don't understand that.
5/02 - 369 units each – flat bets - [3% of bankroll, 10,000 +/- profit/loss]
F5 – Rangers +140 – Dunning/Maeda
Comment: Dunning just 2-3 for quality starts but his skill numbers are 13.1 points higher than Maeda and the Rangers are 3-2 in 5 innings in his starts. Maeda’s first start of the year was his only quality effort so he stands at 1-4 in quality starts and another 1-4 in Twins 5 inning W/L. Yeah, I know the Twins look hot, but Singer fell apart and Brad Keller should be on his way to Omaha. My offensive ratings do give a slight edge to the Twins, but not enough to overcome the Dunning/Maeda matchup.
Quote Originally Posted by Ildjarn:
@KeyElement Goddamn right they are narrow minded as hell. I bought my wife's sister a beautiful sandalwood flute since she is a top notch flutist(wink wink) and my wife wouldn't give it to her. How inconsiderate can you be to one's own kin. Disgusting
Sac, I warned you it would get a little prurient. Guys on his site can just picture her with her lips on the flute. No more thread title suggestions from you.
Now and then even a BLIND squirrel can find an acorn
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Season, 21-17-6, +2,283.72 Units, +18.8% RoR
5/02 - 369 units each – flat bets - [3% of bankroll, 10,000 +/- profit/loss]
F5 – Rangers +140 – Dunning/Maeda
Comment: Dunning just 2-3 for quality starts but his skill numbers are 13.1 points higher than Maeda and the Rangers are 3-2 in 5 innings in his starts. Maeda’s first start of the year was his only quality effort so he stands at 1-4 in quality starts and another 1-4 in Twins 5 inning W/L. Yeah, I know the Twins look hot, but Singer fell apart and Brad Keller should be on his way to Omaha. My offensive ratings do give a slight edge to the Twins, but not enough to overcome the Dunning/Maeda matchup.
Quote Originally Posted by Ildjarn:
@KeyElement Goddamn right they are narrow minded as hell. I bought my wife's sister a beautiful sandalwood flute since she is a top notch flutist(wink wink) and my wife wouldn't give it to her. How inconsiderate can you be to one's own kin. Disgusting
Sac, I warned you it would get a little prurient. Guys on his site can just picture her with her lips on the flute. No more thread title suggestions from you.
@KeyElement Goddamn right they are narrow minded as hell. I bought my wife's sister a beautiful sandalwood flute since she is a top notch flutist(wink wink) and my wife wouldn't give it to her. How inconsiderate can you be to one's own kin. Disgusting
ROFL -- I believe this, so true -- LOL
"Those who don't manage their money will always work for those who do"
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Quote Originally Posted by Ildjarn:
@KeyElement Goddamn right they are narrow minded as hell. I bought my wife's sister a beautiful sandalwood flute since she is a top notch flutist(wink wink) and my wife wouldn't give it to her. How inconsiderate can you be to one's own kin. Disgusting
Quote Originally Posted by Ildjarn: @KeyElement Goddamn right they are narrow minded as hell. I bought my wife's sister a beautiful sandalwood flute since she is a top notch flutist(wink wink) and my wife wouldn't give it to her. How inconsiderate can you be to one's own kin. Disgusting ROFL -- I believe this, so true -- LOL
lmaoooooo
“It’s not a lie, if you believe it”
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Quote Originally Posted by Idle_Hands:
Quote Originally Posted by Ildjarn: @KeyElement Goddamn right they are narrow minded as hell. I bought my wife's sister a beautiful sandalwood flute since she is a top notch flutist(wink wink) and my wife wouldn't give it to her. How inconsiderate can you be to one's own kin. Disgusting ROFL -- I believe this, so true -- LOL
I actually have ranger tt over 3.5 for -115. Decent value going against Maeda and the bullpen even though twinks bullpen has been looking better lately like my wife's yoga partner after plastic surgery
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I actually have ranger tt over 3.5 for -115. Decent value going against Maeda and the bullpen even though twinks bullpen has been looking better lately like my wife's yoga partner after plastic surgery
Cousins I sure do have a couple of those and moving back to the Town your family is from long ago for me I actually met some female cousins in bars since my Grandfather was one of eleven and all lived in same County, nothing ever was started other than the meet and name thing, as soon as the names were exchanged we had a good idea if we were related. My Dad has a first Cousin that has 2 Daughters and the first time I saw them in the 80s at a family picnic I asked another family member any chance they are distance Cousins, since our Dad's both had the same name they had to be my second cousins but these girls did not look like they belonged in the Family so Adopted I said, sadly no, and the worst thing when I said hi they blew me off like I was hitting on them.
Just Rude Girls.
I have a better title, Anyone have anything with a STEP-SISTER? Legal, .
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Cousins I sure do have a couple of those and moving back to the Town your family is from long ago for me I actually met some female cousins in bars since my Grandfather was one of eleven and all lived in same County, nothing ever was started other than the meet and name thing, as soon as the names were exchanged we had a good idea if we were related. My Dad has a first Cousin that has 2 Daughters and the first time I saw them in the 80s at a family picnic I asked another family member any chance they are distance Cousins, since our Dad's both had the same name they had to be my second cousins but these girls did not look like they belonged in the Family so Adopted I said, sadly no, and the worst thing when I said hi they blew me off like I was hitting on them.
Just Rude Girls.
I have a better title, Anyone have anything with a STEP-SISTER? Legal, .
@undermysac If he had one leg, met a woman, and fathered 7 kids, he had two legs. I've got some cute cousins but no knockouts. I'm the hottest one in my family, male of female. And my wife has no sisters.
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Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:
@undermysac If he had one leg, met a woman, and fathered 7 kids, he had two legs. I've got some cute cousins but no knockouts. I'm the hottest one in my family, male of female. And my wife has no sisters.
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