What would you do? My neighbor's dog keeps crapping in my yard!

Had same problem ................................... once.

Waited for the mailman then scooped up the shit and put it in neighbours mail-box. Then I just sat back and waited for him to stick his hand in checking the mail. Nearly pissed my pants waiting. He came home and checked the mail and got the perfect result.
Whilst he was washing his hand I told him to get the dog to shit in it's own yard. After a few words all sorted.

I was also told before I did it to put it in the mailbox.

For some reason, I felt the porch was better

So, you're telling me you don't own a gun?

Okay, maybe that sounds a little harsh, until you step in it. Then, get more reasonable by the minute, don't it?

Last week we were kickin it in the living room and smelling dog shit. There were 2 people with dog shit on their shoes and had tracked shit spots in the carpet.

They just got out of their car and walked across the front yard in the dark.

Small or big piles does not matter to me. The front yard has turned into a mine field and the little fucking dog is shitting by the porch now.......Or I should say was

Dickey the Douscher    I agree that guy is a dousche!

Way to go salty, did the same thing except i taped the shit to a leaf rake while in a plastic bag with a note with choice words on it!

Then leaned it in the center of the door so when they opened it it would hit them right in the face!!!!!!!!! After that no more dog shit and havent seen the dog since....

Is this you  Salty?

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