Went hog wild over weekend. Staurday night steakhouse and then drinking and gambling. Actually made $80 but took in a ton of calories. Then yesterday get together with brother's family and parents. Ate like a cow and drank too.
At work this morning and putting myself on a diet all week:
THEN Lady at work brings these imported kick ass "FATTENING" chocolates. Need them like a hole in my head! Right next to my desk to. I'm pissed!!!
Went hog wild over weekend. Staurday night steakhouse and then drinking and gambling. Actually made $80 but took in a ton of calories. Then yesterday get together with brother's family and parents. Ate like a cow and drank too.
At work this morning and putting myself on a diet all week:
THEN Lady at work brings these imported kick ass "FATTENING" chocolates. Need them like a hole in my head! Right next to my desk to. I'm pissed!!!
So I work in sales, and on Saturday I drive to this lady's house who sent in a reply card for a no-cost benefit. I show up, show her the card she sent in, explain to her what we do, and set up an appointment for Sunday afternoon.
Drive out there Sunday afternoon (already not a fan of having to work on Sunday, but whatever) and the bitch is waiting in her garage for me playing on her cell phone (right on Apache) and comes up to the car and says "Yeah, I'm not interested in this anymore".
Now first off bitch, I don't care if you are interested or not, it's a free benefit. Secondly, YOU sent in the damn card to ME requesting that I come to see YOU. Thirdly, if you weren't interested, why the hell didn't you tell me YESTERDAY when I showed up at your door to set up an appointment!!
So I work in sales, and on Saturday I drive to this lady's house who sent in a reply card for a no-cost benefit. I show up, show her the card she sent in, explain to her what we do, and set up an appointment for Sunday afternoon.
Drive out there Sunday afternoon (already not a fan of having to work on Sunday, but whatever) and the bitch is waiting in her garage for me playing on her cell phone (right on Apache) and comes up to the car and says "Yeah, I'm not interested in this anymore".
Now first off bitch, I don't care if you are interested or not, it's a free benefit. Secondly, YOU sent in the damn card to ME requesting that I come to see YOU. Thirdly, if you weren't interested, why the hell didn't you tell me YESTERDAY when I showed up at your door to set up an appointment!!
People that are deathly afraid of salespeople, and will do anything and everything to avoid being sold something. If someone wants to give me something for free, I will listen to whatever they have to say.
I literally tried this one time to a guy that was a douche on the phone...
"Sir in addition to the no-cost benefit that you requested we are selling $20 bills for only $1 and that's all you have to do is sit down and listen to our sales pitch".
I emphasized the SELLING and SALES PITCH to see if he was paying attention to the fact that I said I was practically giving away money. His response....
"I don't give a shit what you want to sell me, I don't want it".
People that are deathly afraid of salespeople, and will do anything and everything to avoid being sold something. If someone wants to give me something for free, I will listen to whatever they have to say.
I literally tried this one time to a guy that was a douche on the phone...
"Sir in addition to the no-cost benefit that you requested we are selling $20 bills for only $1 and that's all you have to do is sit down and listen to our sales pitch".
I emphasized the SELLING and SALES PITCH to see if he was paying attention to the fact that I said I was practically giving away money. His response....
"I don't give a shit what you want to sell me, I don't want it".
If it's a guy, I'll turn the tables and start giving him a sales pitch for my products. If it's a girl, I'll ask her "Would you please tell me what you're wearing right now." Gets rid of the pests every time.
If it's a guy, I'll turn the tables and start giving him a sales pitch for my products. If it's a girl, I'll ask her "Would you please tell me what you're wearing right now." Gets rid of the pests every time.
People who think turn signals are on their car for decoration. People who think that because they are driving 5 mph over the limit that they can camp out in the left lane...the left lane is for passing get the hell out of my way. Women driving trucks with Illinois license plates. People who state the obvious lame joke and think its funny. Finally, rude ass mother fuckers who don't think the rules apply to them.
People who think turn signals are on their car for decoration. People who think that because they are driving 5 mph over the limit that they can camp out in the left lane...the left lane is for passing get the hell out of my way. Women driving trucks with Illinois license plates. People who state the obvious lame joke and think its funny. Finally, rude ass mother fuckers who don't think the rules apply to them.
People who think turn signals are on their car for decoration. People who think that because they are driving 5 mph over the limit that they can camp out in the left lane...the left lane is for passing get the hell out of my way. Women driving trucks with Illinois license plates. People who state the obvious lame joke and think its funny. Finally, rude ass mother fuckers who don't think the rules apply to them.
People who think turn signals are on their car for decoration. People who think that because they are driving 5 mph over the limit that they can camp out in the left lane...the left lane is for passing get the hell out of my way. Women driving trucks with Illinois license plates. People who state the obvious lame joke and think its funny. Finally, rude ass mother fuckers who don't think the rules apply to them.
Went hog wild over weekend. Staurday night steakhouse and then drinking and gambling. Actually made $80 but took in a ton of calories. Then yesterday get together with brother's family and parents. Ate like a cow and drank too.
At work this morning and putting myself on a diet all week:
THEN Lady at work brings these imported kick ass "FATTENING" chocolates. Need them like a hole in my head! Right next to my desk to. I'm pissed!!!
Random pet peeve of mine: Men who count calories. (and bitch about "fattening" candy)
You think John Wayne counted calories?
You think Clint Eastwood ever said, "I know what you're thinking, 'was that 500 calories or 600?' Well, what you've gotta ask yourself is do you feel lucky, punk? Well do ya?"
Men should act like men. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGItoKaX0BM
Went hog wild over weekend. Staurday night steakhouse and then drinking and gambling. Actually made $80 but took in a ton of calories. Then yesterday get together with brother's family and parents. Ate like a cow and drank too.
At work this morning and putting myself on a diet all week:
THEN Lady at work brings these imported kick ass "FATTENING" chocolates. Need them like a hole in my head! Right next to my desk to. I'm pissed!!!
Random pet peeve of mine: Men who count calories. (and bitch about "fattening" candy)
You think John Wayne counted calories?
You think Clint Eastwood ever said, "I know what you're thinking, 'was that 500 calories or 600?' Well, what you've gotta ask yourself is do you feel lucky, punk? Well do ya?"
Men should act like men. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGItoKaX0BM
Passengers of a car that like to put their feet up on the dash drives me nuts. Its ok to have your arm/hand hanging out the window, but I don't want to see your toes. I've seen some ridiculous feet this summer.
Passengers of a car that like to put their feet up on the dash drives me nuts. Its ok to have your arm/hand hanging out the window, but I don't want to see your toes. I've seen some ridiculous feet this summer.
Every shit for brains that immediatly jumps into the aisle the instant the airplane stops at the gate.
I will also add to this, the same shit for brains who spring to their feet to get their luggage out of the overhead compartments 5 seconds after the plane has hit the tarmac and before it even begins making it's way to the gate.
Every shit for brains that immediatly jumps into the aisle the instant the airplane stops at the gate.
I will also add to this, the same shit for brains who spring to their feet to get their luggage out of the overhead compartments 5 seconds after the plane has hit the tarmac and before it even begins making it's way to the gate.
Went hog wild over weekend. Staurday night steakhouse and then drinking and gambling. Actually made $80 but took in a ton of calories. Then yesterday get together with brother's family and parents. Ate like a cow and drank too.
At work this morning and putting myself on a diet all week:
THEN Lady at work brings these imported kick ass "FATTENING" chocolates. Need them like a hole in my head! Right next to my desk to. I'm pissed!!!
However, what really frosts my arse is people who do things and then bitch about having done them after the event. You're obviously a calorie counter, so why pig out in the first place when you're just going to bitch and moan about it later. Same goes for gamblers who bitch when they lose money.
If you can't handle the repercussions then don't do it in the first place.
Went hog wild over weekend. Staurday night steakhouse and then drinking and gambling. Actually made $80 but took in a ton of calories. Then yesterday get together with brother's family and parents. Ate like a cow and drank too.
At work this morning and putting myself on a diet all week:
THEN Lady at work brings these imported kick ass "FATTENING" chocolates. Need them like a hole in my head! Right next to my desk to. I'm pissed!!!
However, what really frosts my arse is people who do things and then bitch about having done them after the event. You're obviously a calorie counter, so why pig out in the first place when you're just going to bitch and moan about it later. Same goes for gamblers who bitch when they lose money.
If you can't handle the repercussions then don't do it in the first place.
Every shit for brains that immediatly jumps into the aisle the instant the airplane stops at the gate.
That is a good one. These are usually the frantic solo travelers standing with their baggage ready near the ticket counter just to make sure that they are the first to be in line when they announce that boarding is starting only for women with small children and elderly that need assistance.
What the fuck is the massive rush to get on the plane? Seriously, it's not gonna leave without you...especially if you checked your bag.
Every shit for brains that immediatly jumps into the aisle the instant the airplane stops at the gate.
That is a good one. These are usually the frantic solo travelers standing with their baggage ready near the ticket counter just to make sure that they are the first to be in line when they announce that boarding is starting only for women with small children and elderly that need assistance.
What the fuck is the massive rush to get on the plane? Seriously, it's not gonna leave without you...especially if you checked your bag.
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