OMG Found the Key to gods vagina!!!!

see first off I shouldnt post this to everyone in the public; because everyone shouldnt be allowed to utilize this inside info. Anyways; me being as nice as I am and as educated in every significant form of gambling I have found a way to not have to pay juice again.This works for an online account.  Basically if you like a side, just make it a parlay with a total that has a 1/2 point on it.  For example if you like Louisville -3 tonight and you were planning on betting $110 on Louisville to win $100.  Find any game with a total that has a 1/2 point on it.  Bet $50 parlay on Louisville/Under and another $50 on Louisville/Over.  You are guaranteed not to push on the total as long as you select a game with a 1/2 point on the total. 

If Louisville covers the spread, you will win one of your bets at 2.6:1 paying out $180.  You will lose the other $50.

Instead of wagering $110 to win $100, you have instead wagered $100 to win $130.

Take that Onl1n3 B0okz

discuss....

Is this a joke? I'd expect more coming from someone with as many posts as you have...

Bet #1 - Louisville + Over (any number) 50 pays 130 profit
Bet #2 - Louisville + Under (any number) 50 pays 130 profit

Lose both... -100
Win one... +80

Basically instead of doing 110 to win 100 ..you're doing 100 to win 80 ...wtf is wrong with you.

...and thusly did the search for the Holy Key to God's Meat Wallet begin anew.

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l3t m3 dumb th1z d0wn f0r y0u aLL

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LINK

Poor kid.

your avatar makes me wanna punch myself in the face

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idiot

Absolutely uncalled for. I in my whole life have never once,a single time, one phrase ever been uttered,expressed,or even verablised to me in such an appalling,offensive,revolting,scandalise,and subjective way. If you would see my face ; its in total amazement frozen in an aghast, dismayed,frantic, and shocked way. Its agonizing and excruisiating the pain and anguish you brought aoubt in such a torturing ,painful, and harrowed way. I truly do not know if i can recover or revert back and retrieve and regain myself to my normal,average,regular,natural,typical,parallel self

WWD?

I am assuming that you are mocking the "Never have to pay for juice again" thread right?

 

I think I just lost 10 points off my IQ reading this thread. 

I wish I was your bookie.

Vanzack, please clarify

Iw1nBets is just goofing here. he posted a few times in the "Never Pay Juice again" thread. He knows what's up.

15,000 posts in barely over a year on this site? 


Go take your Chamillionair records and get a fucking life kid, you're not gonna find it on here.  God how fucking worthless can some people be? 


15k posts in a year.  Fucking pathetic kid