Posted: 9/3/2012 8:06:19 PM
First question: How many touchdowns did the Jets score in the preseason?
Second question: How many chances do you have to join the LMDRCFFFL (pronounced Lam-derk-full)?
The answer to both questions is one.
Because the Jets suck and the Last Minute Democratic Republic of the Congo Fundraiser Fantasy Football League waits for no one.
We understand that we've just assaulted you (like Dez Bryant assaulted his mother), but we're up against a time crunch and excited to be the most football-friendly nonprofit currently working in Africa. You don't want to go to the Congo any more than Maurice Jones-Drew wants to play for Jacksonville, so support people who do! And win a huge behind trophy.
Step one: Help support the Congo Leadership Initiative. It's legit and it's tax deductible.
Step two: Join our league. We'll send you the code after you [PayPal over $50]. (Include the email you want to be reached at)
Step three: Draft. Tomorrow night. 10:30pm EDT.
Step four: Win.
Step five: We'll add your name to the trophy and send it to you to hang on to for a year.
Like all of you, we are huge football fans and we love fantasy football. We also love charity. The Congo Leadership Initiative is a registered 501(c)3 organization devoted to empowering the youth of the Congo to become better leaders for tomorrow.
Upon participation in the league, you will get a letter that will allow you to deduct the donation/league entry fee from your taxes. Plus, you'll get to do what you love, for a good cause.
* Standard positions: QB, RB, RB, WR, WR, TE, Flex, Def, K, 7x Bench
* 4pt passing TDs
* Everything else is very standard
Entry fee/Donation can be made to CLI's Paypal account.