Indiana +10
I know what your thinking. “He’s has to be taking this pick because Indiana held off a Purdue team at home last week”. Trust me my friend, that is only a small part of it. What we have on hand is a beautiful and classic example of a two-faced team. That being “The” Ohio State University Men’s basketball team.
When comparing “the” road numbers of “The” Buckeyes to “the” home numbers of “the” Hoosiers, my numbers actually have Indiana coming out on top by 10 points. I know this sounds ridiculous considering how not really good “the” Hoosiers have been this year. (9-13) (3-7), but, “The” Ohio St. program, while dominant at home, has been a little lackluster on “the” road this year. At home they’re averaging 80.5 PPG, but when they leave the confines of the Value City Arena they are only averaging 64.9 PPG. They have this sickness on the defensive side as well, at home they are allowing 55 PPG and a whopping +14 (69 PPG) on the road.
It’s like these guys need to hire a new equipment guy or something,
Jimmy, the equipment guy is going over the inventory for Ohio St.’s upcoming road game against team X, his buddy Phil has got the gear and is calling off the items before stowing them on the bus……
“Uniforms?”,
“Check!”
“Sneakers?”
“Check!”
“Copenhagen?”
“Got it!”
“Defense?”…….pause for effect, “Defense?, what the hell Phil, where’d it go?”
“I don’t know, I thought I had it around here somewhere…..”,……”<explicative>”
“Screw it Phil, we don’t need it..on with it”
“Offense?”…………”Screw it, we don’t get paid enough for this crap…..”







