Having two girlfriends can be very expensive

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fartnsniff PM fartnsniff
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:00:21 PM
The last 6-7 weeks i've been leading on a couple different girls....they both think i'm "the man".  I do the usual stuff with both of them...movies, dinners, gifts, boring conversation and great sex.

With one girl - I can afford it, no problem.  But doubling up on flowers and dinner is getting expensive....need to give one of them the boot, and hold on to one of them for a few more weeks of fun.

Looking for advice:  Who do I serve walking papers to?


Hillary

- Great body and cute face
- Smart, but works a lot ... only available week day evenings and Saturdays
- Enjoys sex ... but only a couple times a week


Sherry

- Pretty good body, ugly face
- Dumb and Talks WAY too much ... few times i've wanted to stuff my boot in her mouth
- Available night and day ... 7 days a week
- Loves sex all the time

Interested in what you guys would do.


FnS


69_Amazin_Mets PM 69_Amazin_Mets
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:05:14 PM
Go for the one with big tits...
 
Big Tits trump everything
 
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woopdurritis PM woopdurritis
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:06:36 PM
sex all the time is better
Greyhound PM Greyhound
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:07:59 PM
Stay with the dumb one because you're a dumbass also.    Good match.  
dennishopson PM dennishopson
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:08:45 PM
Dump the one that wants to drink something better than wine coolers.
69_Amazin_Mets PM 69_Amazin_Mets
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:09:24 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by woopdurritis:

sex all the time is better

Sex all the time with a chatty, dumb, buttaface......

no way

 

Paulsy PM Paulsy
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:09:24 PM
i'd get rid of the one with the smaller penis
G8RB8 PM G8RB8
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:13:54 PM
Stop buying them garbage.  The one that doesn't leave is the good one.
 
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:18:01 PM
do either like Beyonce?
dave9981$ PM dave9981$
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:19:30 PM
Don't worry about doubling up on dinners, just dine and dash like you usually do.
DevilFan PM DevilFan
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:23:04 PM
you are one ugly mother guy
MENACE PM MENACE
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:24:54 PM
Whichever you choose, make sure you tell him "it's not him, it's you" when you break up with him.
Grego PM Grego
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:31:34 PM
 ... so many prior references in this thread
69_Amazin_Mets PM 69_Amazin_Mets
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:32:07 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by dennishopson:

Dump the one that wants to drink something better than wine coolers.

I WONDER WHY HE HAS A GIRL IN HIS ROOM

dennishopson PM dennishopson
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:32:56 PM
Mets, that is the most unbelievable part of all this........
69_Amazin_Mets PM 69_Amazin_Mets
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:33:19 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Grego:

 ... so many prior references in this thread

TACO BELL RULES 

 

 

A.D.D. NATION

HutchEmAll PM HutchEmAll
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:48:33 PM
Turn up the Beyonce way too loud.  And when your  friend from across the hall comes over to chill with you, have him choose.
 
Coverdatspred PM Coverdatspred
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Posted: 3/14/2008 3:54:00 PM
The choice is easy....go with Hillary.  You can bang her all you want on the weekday nights and have the weekend nights to yourself so that you can go clubbing and fish for more women to have the next threesome with
 
Retburj13 PM Retburj13
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Posted: 3/14/2008 4:28:27 PM
Dump BOTH!

grab Beyonce's new CD and another pack of Zimas....go to the BAR and find a new "girl"




asloper6001 PM asloper6001
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Posted: 3/14/2008 4:31:30 PM
Dude just invite them both over to your house at the same time and work your magic like before. Go get em tiger. Glad I could get in this archive thread in time.


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Posted: 3/14/2008 4:39:09 PM
This would depend if you're available for sex night and day, or just week nights and weekends. I'd actually go with the one w/less sex, that way she'll think you're not just there for sex all the time.
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Posted: 3/14/2008 4:39:18 PM
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dancally PM dancally
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Posted: 3/14/2008 4:39:31 PM
Give them both a Tony Danza
InternetTuffGuy PM InternetTuffGuy
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Posted: 3/14/2008 4:57:09 PM
Hilary of course! What's wrong with you Farty, i hold you to a high pedestal
tuxman PM tuxman
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Posted: 3/14/2008 4:58:33 PM
See which one will do a dine and dash for you.
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