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Anybody lay down some good April Fool's BS?

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So far I've live action:

Neigbor - Loose Rotweiler with no collar racing and pacing in the backyard Animal control is not responding.

Friend. Kobe Bryant has announced retirement and plans to play in the Euro leauge (Italy)

Mother - Pickup truck stopped in front of house and fired rifle shots at the house. We exchanged gunfire. Area is taped off by local police.

Subtle descriptive details in a calm voice.

 
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tricks paranoid trump chasin' the mongoose
mufukkers done mocked you
punishing your stomach hot mustard plus mop stew
drunk in a ruckus puffing blunts and the clock's two
goblet gripped solid guzzled once but did not spew..........

wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
 
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Your mother told you someone was firing rifle shots at her house as an April Fools Day joke?
 
 
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Other way around DT.

Had her going for a full minute until I slipped a detail.

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