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What Man Laws are in effect at your Castle?


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Legend
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At TheGoldenGoose Castle...

The Garage Fridge is for BEER ONLY. 
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No drinking Summer Shandy even if you think it is "so refreshing on a hot summer day."
 
Legend
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Always the perfect fresh meal at the ready. No talking when I'm feeding.

 
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Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female.
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Legend
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Under no circumstance will a woman enter the home without request/permission.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:

No drinking Summer Shandy even if you think it is "so refreshing on a hot summer day."


Also no cologne or hair spray for guys. If there is a pool table than the bridge is 100% out of the question. 

No exceptions.
 
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Don't even think about taking a shit at my house.  Take care of your business before you get here or after you leave, but don't plan on leaving your stink here.
 
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Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
 
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No man shall ever watch any of the following programs on TV:
Figure skating
Men's gymnastics
Any sport involving women (unless viewed for sexual purposes)
 
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Before dating a buddy's ex you are required to ask his permission. If he grants it, he is however allowed to say, "man, your gonna love the way she licks your balls"
 
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Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Daddy_Freddie:

Before dating a buddy's ex you are required to ask his permission. If he grants it, he is however allowed to say, "man, your gonna love the way she licks your balls"
 
IMO -- never date a friend's ex even with permission. Simply getting to the point of having to ask for permission means you have already gone too far.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Daddy_Freddie:

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


Exactly
 
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no need to go to other websites for your responses. lets hear your own thoughts.  
 
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Absolutely no disruption of poker games for you to browse a smart phone for whatever reasons. Plenty of time for that sort of thing in between hands and during piss breaks.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:

No drinking Summer Shandy even if you think it is "so refreshing on a hot summer day."

Summer Shandy is great. Not sure whats so unmanly about mixing up your beer intake for a few nights.....

 
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 straw on your mixed drink! 
 
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-be attentive if you have the remote switch channels to other games not trying to watch commercials

-dont care if 1 person has $1000 riding on the USC game, if 3 people have less $ on the Florida game then that gets priority on the tv.

-no mikes hard or smirnoff ice 

-**don't bitch, whine, or comment after every play that goes against your wager, its fucking annoying...should apply everywhere not just my crib but sportsbars, casinos, etc.


that should cover the big ones
 
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Never cry the blues regarding your woman/girlfriend to me.
I will think you are a weak misguided sheep.

Im your friend, Im not a shoulder to cry on.

Man up, go pay for sex like the rest of us ugly fat motherfuckers do.
 
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My car, my music, my volume. Don't like it? Enjoy the walk......
 
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No one's allowed to man the grill except for me.  Most fuckers don't know how to grill meat or veggies in the first place.

There's a proper technique and there's no need to spoil the food that I payed for.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

My car, my music, my volume. Don't like it? Enjoy the walk......




LOL.  That's the first time I've ever heard Hawk sound really serious about something.


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I'll fix your 1st drink, after that you're on your own.

Whiskey's on the bar.

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