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#1 Posted: 8/31/2012 11:03:11 AM
While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River . He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security.
It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps. |
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#2 Posted: 8/31/2012 11:21:30 AM  |
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#3 Posted: 8/31/2012 12:28:40 PM |
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#5 Posted: 8/31/2012 1:03:16 PM 
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#8 Posted: 8/31/2012 4:34:02 PM  |
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#9 Posted: 8/31/2012 4:38:57 PM |
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#10 Posted: 8/31/2012 4:50:56 PM |
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#11 Posted: 8/31/2012 5:00:01 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by ApacheM:
Swish Swish, I had no idea you were such a fan of terrorists and drug dealers.
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#12 Posted: 8/31/2012 6:13:52 PM
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#13 Posted: 8/31/2012 6:16:54 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by depeche2:
How did you know what was in the Mexican's backpack?
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#14 Posted: 8/31/2012 11:42:57 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by depeche2:
How did you know what was in the Mexican's backpack?
What else could it be? |
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#15 Posted: 8/31/2012 11:53:09 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by dassad: First flaw in the joke...ther ain't no water in the Rio Grande here in El Paso....
First flaw in your thought process is that he never said the guy was in El Paso.
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#16 Posted: 9/1/2012 8:49:11 AM  Geezzz, it's a joke for cryin' out loud, and the one that got it was Johnzimbo |
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#17 Posted: 9/1/2012 10:30:16 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by ApacheM:
While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River . He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security.
It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps. |
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#20 Posted: 9/1/2012 4:28:06 PM
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#21 Posted: 9/1/2012 4:56:45 PM He didn't call, he sent a letter. |
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#22 Posted: 9/1/2012 5:07:00 PM |
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