Posted: 8/20/2012 4:19:01 PM
Gotta feeling someone in this forum is gonna hook up with this chick(s). Couple pointers:
Make sure you shake both of her (their) hands. Think about the quality of the handjob before you pick the one you commit to.
Feel free to spackle your moneyshot on both of their faces. Due to the proximity of their heads, you can call it an accident and it will be totally believeable.
You can also pull on both of the ponytails and use them as handlebars when hitting it from behind. You can blame this on disorientation.
Feel free to spend the night as much as possible. Tossing and turning that may interrupt your sleep is out of the question. If she (they) tried to sleep on their side, the opposing head would be hovering in mid air. They definitly sleep on their backs.
Yes, you can tell your friends that you are having threesomes on a regular basis.
Do not introduce said friends to your girlfriend(s) unless you want your phone to stop ringing.
Keep some extra cash in your pocket. You might get charged extra when you hit the theatre or the local chinese buffet.
DO NOT attempt a sleep assault. That's 2 women screaming instead of the usual 1 and double the felony charges are likely to follow.
Do not stick it in her (their) behind with only one green light. Again, sodomy is illegal. The last thing you need is these 2 testifying against each other in court in a classic "she said, she said" case. Not even sure how that would work but don't tempt fate.