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#1 Posted: 8/5/2012 2:28:47 PM 
Remember: When you smile it makes your friends happy and PISSES  off those that don't like you, raises their blood pressure and they die sooner... 
OH, for the pun...
How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
1) "Hmmm ... well there's an interesting question isn't it?"
2) "Define 'light bulb' ..."
3) "How can you be sure it needs changing?"
4) Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists.
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#2 Posted: 8/5/2012 2:49:29 PM
A: The woman.
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#3 Posted: 8/5/2012 2:52:36 PM
A: So she can moan with the other |
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#4 Posted: 8/5/2012 2:57:55 PM
A: Nothing |
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#5 Posted: 8/5/2012 3:01:29 PM
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. |
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#6 Posted: 8/5/2012 3:03:15 PM
A:"I feel like a kid again." |
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#7 Posted: 8/5/2012 3:04:58 PM
A: When you're done, you can drop 'em off anywhere. |
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#8 Posted: 8/5/2012 3:17:43 PM  But cold-hearted... 
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#9 Posted: 8/5/2012 5:16:43 PM
A: Because shes a woman
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#10 Posted: 8/5/2012 5:20:16 PM
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
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#11 Posted: 8/5/2012 5:50:38 PM Q. Why did the 14 year old puerto rican girl get pregnant?
A. The teacher told her to go do an essay.
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#12 Posted: 8/5/2012 7:36:30 PM |
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#13 Posted: 8/5/2012 10:33:17 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by dytide:
I thought I had forgotten how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.
That one is so dumb it is actually funny...
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#15 Posted: 8/6/2012 10:31:46 AM
Because he had noBODY to go with.
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#16 Posted: 8/6/2012 10:33:51 AM
Because they do not like bats.
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#17 Posted: 8/6/2012 11:48:56 AM
A trip to Covers Penalty Box |
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#18 Posted: 8/7/2012 12:28:19 AM
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#19 Posted: 8/7/2012 1:49:26 AM
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#20 Posted: 8/7/2012 2:06:58 AM Q: What type of food do you eat in a Taxi?
A: Corn on the cab.
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#21 Posted: 8/7/2012 2:09:57 AM
Historians have recently discovered that Annie Oakley, famed sharp-shooter of the Old West, had a sister.
The sister, Carrie, gained some renown in her day as a singer in various saloons throughout the West, but it was not until after her death that she was very widely known.
Today, countless bars are dedicated to Carrie Oakley.
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#22 Posted: 8/7/2012 2:12:13 AM
A: Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.
Q: What's big & round at the bottom, pointy on the top; and has ears?
A: A mountain; what, you never heard of mountain-ears.
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#23 Posted: 8/7/2012 2:13:54 AM Q: Why do female parachutists wear jock straps?
A: So they don't whistle on the way down.
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#24 Posted: 8/7/2012 2:20:30 AM
A: What, what?
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
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#25 Posted: 8/7/2012 2:22:11 AM
There was a man in Florida who raised "sea cows" or manatees. He soon had so many of them that he stopped giving them names and just assigned them letters of the alphabet. A, B, C, etc. He let them all swim free in the lagoon beside his house. Except for "U", which he kept in a special pen.
I guess he was afraid of losing his "u" manatee.
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