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Curious what your guys thoughts are on this. Anyone ever had any success, or nightmares they'd like to share?

 I've been looking around at this for awhile but haven;t signed up for anything. Just seems too weird, but I'm soo damn busy it's hard to find time to meet new people.

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by captaincredit:

Curious what your guys thoughts are on this. Anyone ever had any success, or nightmares they'd like to share?

 I've been looking around at this for awhile but haven;t signed up for anything. Just seems too weird, but I'm soo damn busy it's hard to find time to meet new people.

 


A couple months back i joined up britishmuslimdating.co.uk and met this beautiful Iranian chick when i say she was beautiful i'm talking just the face..lets just say there was hair..and lots of it and in the wrong places. 

Ever since then i vowed to stick to Turkish women. 
 
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I've been doing it for about a year.  No success.  I've been on a few dates and the girls don't look like the pictures.  One was pretty good looking but she told me she was "friends" with R. Kelly and used to hang out with him a lot.  No thank you.  I have another date tomorrow with a latina chick.  Pics look good but only seen 2 of them. Bottom line is this.  You have a shit load of competition.  Most of the real hot chicks that can have any guy they want get hundreds of emails so your chances are slim at grabbing them.  I get 5 to 10 emails a day from girls that are unattractive or very large. I have a lot more success just hitting a bar but I still do the online dating thing.  My suggestion is to go with the free ones.  Okcupid and Plentyoffish.  They are free.  It can't hurt.  Give it a shot.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SwishSwish1234:


A couple months back i joined up britishmuslimdating.co.uk and met this beautiful Iranian chick when i say she was beautiful i'm talking just the face..lets just say there was hair..and lots of it and in the wrong places. 

Ever since then i vowed to stick to Turkish women. 
 
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Guy I work with is on quite a streak. He seems to get some pretty nice looking women, I mean, shows me pictures, and everything. Met a couple of them. Knockouts.
 
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I've done it.  Match.com.  Went on 3 dates.  First gal was a little heavier than what I thought and just wasn't interesting.  2nd one was a softball playing, potty mouth gal who could have beaten me up.  She was fun to hang with, but not GF material. 3rd one was my current gal.  Smart (she has her MBA), successful (Is Director of Finance at an international manufacturing company), likes to have a good time, and has a great sense of humor.  Model?  Nope.  But I'm not either.  She was divorced and also was tired of all the B.S. you have to go through to meet men. 

Think of it this way...is it really different than meeting a gal at a bar?  But this way, you know the other people on the site are looking as well.  Takes the guesswork out of it.  And make sure you talke via e-mail or over the phone a couple times before you go out....just to see if it's worth it.

Those free sites suck IMO....too much trash on there.  Go to something with a better reputation (like "it's just lunch" or something similar).  I know 3 people who met their current spouses on-line. 

The negative stigma about on-line dating is pretty much gone.  In fact, it's probably the most preferred method to meet people.

Jump in.  You might be surprised...it's not a bad little ego booster to be able to talk to other chicks who you know are looking to meet someone. Everyone is in the same boat....so it's pretty comfortable right off the bat. 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by captaincredit:

Curious what your guys thoughts are on this. Anyone ever had any success, or nightmares they'd like to share?

 I've been looking around at this for awhile but haven;t signed up for anything. Just seems too weird, but I'm soo damn busy it's hard to find time to meet new people.

 


Where's the downside in giving yourself a chance to meet new people?

I've dated online previously as my job has me relocating quite often and it's a great way to meet some new chicks in a new city/country. Not to mention it gets you out of the hotel and a shot at getting laid. I can't see a downside, especially if you trade pics and chat a bit.
 
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I work too much to date!!!!Besides who dates anyway?Online dating is ripoff...profiles/pictures are fake...Id rather do phone sex with hot mistresses then date.....No joke....You dont have to deal with drama/games or emotion.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Moose6836:

I work too much to date!!!!Besides who dates anyway?Online dating is ripoff...profiles/pictures are fake...Id rather do phone sex with hot mistresses then date.....No joke....You dont have to deal with drama/games or emotion.


 
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Quote Originally Posted by Moose6836:

I work too much to date!!!!Besides who dates anyway?Online dating is ripoff...profiles/pictures are fake...Id rather do phone sex with hot mistresses then date.....No joke....You dont have to deal with drama/games or emotion.

Cause all phone sex girls are who they say they are

 
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Oh do I have a horror story! I will just paste my story from my email....

So I met this girl online and after seeing her pictures I noticed she had a few extra pounds but it was manageable. We have been talking for the past couple of weeks and last night we decided to meet up for some drinks at Bar Louie in Auburn Hills.

Starting off she is about 20 minutes late, awesome! Finally my date with destiny arrives and let me tell you; they say the camera adds 10 lbs? I think her camera sheds 50lbs! This girl was a big one, I should have brought my harpoon! No joke this girl was 180-190+ she was definitely larger then me. In her online profile she described herself as "curvy", it was more like obese with curvy thrown on top! I wanted to run away right then and there but figured I would do the honorable thing and finish the date, plus I was starving. Naturally, she kept talking about how hungry she was and all I could think about was how expensive this dead end date was going to be. I also mentioned something to the like of "this is the mall I typically shop at" she responded "what about chocolate?" Of course her mind is on food, the woman is obese after all.

We finally ordered food and drinks (thank god) and as we're talking I notice 4 black gentlemen that were sitting at the bar and snickering while looking at us. That made me realize if a black man can't even appreciate this girl, then clearly she has a weight problem haha. We started talking and there was no problem making conversation, since this girl loves to talk and oh my god does she talk loud. I felt like everyone at the bar could hear her. I was so embarrassed I wanted to fake a heart attack and leave that place in an ambulance. We made a casual bet on the Lakers/Magic game during dinner and during the game she is literally screaming and yelling at the TV like she's their biggest fan. The last thing I wanted was for her to draw attention to us since I did not want to be seen with this mess.

Okay so about an hour and a half later the date is beginning to wrap up (well for me it was) and then she drops an atomic bomb! She went on to ask me if I "Listen to metal while having sex?" I gave her the "bitch are you retarded" look and said "uh nooooo", and she was genuinely surprised by my answer. She then asked me well "what kind of music do you usually listen to during sex" and I told her I usually don't listen to music during sex at all (because there is no reason to woo some dumb skank in college). She then asks me what kind of music I like in general and I said well anything that's popular that is not Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber, she then snickered and said "so you just like the tops?" she then goes on to tell me that she likes everything from country to metal and of course she enjoys metal since her fat ass likes to bang away to it. Then she proceeds to whip out her ipod so I can listen to this song "Let's fuck" by Dope, so there we are at Bar Louie sharing earbuds listening to some metal song about banging, I begin to laugh and just gave her a look and said "how do you enjoy that music" she then asked me "don't any of your friends listen to metal?" to which I told her, no my friends are normal. Surprisingly she didn't get pissed at that comment haha. So the date finally wraps up and we are leaving, I walk her to her car and hug her goodnight and said "we'll keep in touch"
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DTher85:

Oh do I have a horror story! I will just paste my story from my email....

So I met this girl online and after seeing her pictures I noticed she had a few extra pounds but it was manageable. We have been talking for the past couple of weeks and last night we decided to meet up for some drinks at Bar Louie in Auburn Hills.

Starting off she is about 20 minutes late, awesome! Finally my date with destiny arrives and let me tell you; they say the camera adds 10 lbs? I think her camera sheds 50lbs! This girl was a big one, I should have brought my harpoon! No joke this girl was 180-190+ she was definitely larger then me. In her online profile she described herself as "curvy", it was more like obese with curvy thrown on top! I wanted to run away right then and there but figured I would do the honorable thing and finish the date, plus I was starving. Naturally, she kept talking about how hungry she was and all I could think about was how expensive this dead end date was going to be. I also mentioned something to the like of "this is the mall I typically shop at" she responded "what about chocolate?" Of course her mind is on food, the woman is obese after all.

We finally ordered food and drinks (thank god) and as we're talking I notice 4 black gentlemen that were sitting at the bar and snickering while looking at us. That made me realize if a black man can't even appreciate this girl, then clearly she has a weight problem haha. We started talking and there was no problem making conversation, since this girl loves to talk and oh my god does she talk loud. I felt like everyone at the bar could hear her. I was so embarrassed I wanted to fake a heart attack and leave that place in an ambulance. We made a casual bet on the Lakers/Magic game during dinner and during the game she is literally screaming and yelling at the TV like she's their biggest fan. The last thing I wanted was for her to draw attention to us since I did not want to be seen with this mess.

Okay so about an hour and a half later the date is beginning to wrap up (well for me it was) and then she drops an atomic bomb! She went on to ask me if I "Listen to metal while having sex?" I gave her the "bitch are you retarded" look and said "uh nooooo", and she was genuinely surprised by my answer. She then asked me well "what kind of music do you usually listen to during sex" and I told her I usually don't listen to music during sex at all (because there is no reason to woo some dumb skank in college). She then asks me what kind of music I like in general and I said well anything that's popular that is not Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber, she then snickered and said "so you just like the tops?" she then goes on to tell me that she likes everything from country to metal and of course she enjoys metal since her fat ass likes to bang away to it. Then she proceeds to whip out her ipod so I can listen to this song "Let's fuck" by Dope, so there we are at Bar Louie sharing earbuds listening to some metal song about banging, I begin to laugh and just gave her a look and said "how do you enjoy that music" she then asked me "don't any of your friends listen to metal?" to which I told her, no my friends are normal. Surprisingly she didn't get pissed at that comment haha. So the date finally wraps up and we are leaving, I walk her to her car and hug her goodnight and said "we'll keep in touch"



 
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I just got home from my date with the latina chick.  We went out for food and drinks and this is the first time I can actually say I had a great first online date.  She is cute, smart, cool, and has a great career.    I met her on Okcupid which is a free site.  
 
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In her online profile she described herself as "curvy", it was more like obese with curvy thrown on top!



Most of these women probably post pictures from 5 years ago.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DTher85:

Oh do I have a horror story! I will just paste my story from my email....

So I met this girl online and after seeing her pictures I noticed she had a few extra pounds but it was manageable. We have been talking for the past couple of weeks and last night we decided to meet up for some drinks at Bar Louie in Auburn Hills.

Starting off she is about 20 minutes late, awesome! Finally my date with destiny arrives and let me tell you; they say the camera adds 10 lbs? I think her camera sheds 50lbs! This girl was a big one, I should have brought my harpoon! No joke this girl was 180-190+ she was definitely larger then me. In her online profile she described herself as "curvy", it was more like obese with curvy thrown on top! I wanted to run away right then and there but figured I would do the honorable thing and finish the date, plus I was starving. Naturally, she kept talking about how hungry she was and all I could think about was how expensive this dead end date was going to be. I also mentioned something to the like of "this is the mall I typically shop at" she responded "what about chocolate?" Of course her mind is on food, the woman is obese after all.

We finally ordered food and drinks (thank god) and as we're talking I notice 4 black gentlemen that were sitting at the bar and snickering while looking at us. That made me realize if a black man can't even appreciate this girl, then clearly she has a weight problem haha. We started talking and there was no problem making conversation, since this girl loves to talk and oh my god does she talk loud. I felt like everyone at the bar could hear her. I was so embarrassed I wanted to fake a heart attack and leave that place in an ambulance. We made a casual bet on the Lakers/Magic game during dinner and during the game she is literally screaming and yelling at the TV like she's their biggest fan. The last thing I wanted was for her to draw attention to us since I did not want to be seen with this mess.

Okay so about an hour and a half later the date is beginning to wrap up (well for me it was) and then she drops an atomic bomb! She went on to ask me if I "Listen to metal while having sex?" I gave her the "bitch are you retarded" look and said "uh nooooo", and she was genuinely surprised by my answer. She then asked me well "what kind of music do you usually listen to during sex" and I told her I usually don't listen to music during sex at all (because there is no reason to woo some dumb skank in college). She then asks me what kind of music I like in general and I said well anything that's popular that is not Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber, she then snickered and said "so you just like the tops?" she then goes on to tell me that she likes everything from country to metal and of course she enjoys metal since her fat ass likes to bang away to it. Then she proceeds to whip out her ipod so I can listen to this song "Let's fuck" by Dope, so there we are at Bar Louie sharing earbuds listening to some metal song about banging, I begin to laugh and just gave her a look and said "how do you enjoy that music" she then asked me "don't any of your friends listen to metal?" to which I told her, no my friends are normal. Surprisingly she didn't get pissed at that comment haha. So the date finally wraps up and we are leaving, I walk her to her car and hug her goodnight and said "we'll keep in touch"



I laughed out loud many times at your story....good stuff dther 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Moose6836:

I work too much to date!!!!Besides who dates anyway?Online dating is ripoff...profiles/pictures are fake...Id rather do phone sex with hot mistresses then date.....No joke....You dont have to deal with drama/games or emotion.


PHONE SEX!!!!!!! BAHAHAHA.  Who does this?!?!?


Actually come to think of it I worked for a baseball team and there was a guy at a day game sitting by himself at the top of the bleachers, in the sun, 90 degrees, on the phone having 'phone sex' and pulling his pecker.  Didn't realize you were from my area Moose!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Moose6836:

I work too much to date!!!!Besides who dates anyway?Online dating is ripoff...profiles/pictures are fake...Id rather do phone sex with hot mistresses then date.....No joke....You dont have to deal with drama/games or emotion.

Online dating is a rip off? Joining a free online site is a rip off but paying $5 a minute to talk to a woman who you have no idea of what she looks like and is probably 200lbs, 35 and whose only chance of having sex is talking to a loser like you?

Yes, that's a much wiser investment.
 
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just visit the threads reviewing the best porn sites.

good on line dating sites listed that never disappoint...

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by JEFFMARKETCAP:

I just got home from my date with the latina chick.  We went out for food and drinks and this is the first time I can actually say I had a great first online date.  She is cute, smart, cool, and has a great career.    I met her on Okcupid which is a free site.  

Way to go JMC!! You guys inspire me

 
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adultfriendfinder.com 

site is legend. 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Moose6836:

I work too much to date!!!!Besides who dates anyway?Online dating is ripoff...profiles/pictures are fake...Id rather do phone sex with hot mistresses then date.....No joke....You dont have to deal with drama/games or emotion.

Maybe it's just me, but I don't think that talking to some chick faking it on the other line while you mash the muskie is just like stuffing your weiner into a willing chick who is into it. 

Yup, nothing different about those two experiences at all. 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by DTher85:

Oh do I have a horror story! I will just paste my story from my email....

So I met this girl online and after seeing her pictures I noticed she had a few extra pounds but it was manageable. We have been talking for the past couple of weeks and last night we decided to meet up for some drinks at Bar Louie in Auburn Hills.

Starting off she is about 20 minutes late, awesome! Finally my date with destiny arrives and let me tell you; they say the camera adds 10 lbs? I think her camera sheds 50lbs! This girl was a big one, I should have brought my harpoon! No joke this girl was 180-190+ she was definitely larger then me. In her online profile she described herself as "curvy", it was more like obese with curvy thrown on top! I wanted to run away right then and there but figured I would do the honorable thing and finish the date, plus I was starving. Naturally, she kept talking about how hungry she was and all I could think about was how expensive this dead end date was going to be. I also mentioned something to the like of "this is the mall I typically shop at" she responded "what about chocolate?" Of course her mind is on food, the woman is obese after all.

We finally ordered food and drinks (thank god) and as we're talking I notice 4 black gentlemen that were sitting at the bar and snickering while looking at us. That made me realize if a black man can't even appreciate this girl, then clearly she has a weight problem haha. We started talking and there was no problem making conversation, since this girl loves to talk and oh my god does she talk loud. I felt like everyone at the bar could hear her. I was so embarrassed I wanted to fake a heart attack and leave that place in an ambulance. We made a casual bet on the Lakers/Magic game during dinner and during the game she is literally screaming and yelling at the TV like she's their biggest fan. The last thing I wanted was for her to draw attention to us since I did not want to be seen with this mess.

Okay so about an hour and a half later the date is beginning to wrap up (well for me it was) and then she drops an atomic bomb! She went on to ask me if I "Listen to metal while having sex?" I gave her the "bitch are you retarded" look and said "uh nooooo", and she was genuinely surprised by my answer. She then asked me well "what kind of music do you usually listen to during sex" and I told her I usually don't listen to music during sex at all (because there is no reason to woo some dumb skank in college). She then asks me what kind of music I like in general and I said well anything that's popular that is not Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber, she then snickered and said "so you just like the tops?" she then goes on to tell me that she likes everything from country to metal and of course she enjoys metal since her fat ass likes to bang away to it. Then she proceeds to whip out her ipod so I can listen to this song "Let's fuck" by Dope, so there we are at Bar Louie sharing earbuds listening to some metal song about banging, I begin to laugh and just gave her a look and said "how do you enjoy that music" she then asked me "don't any of your friends listen to metal?" to which I told her, no my friends are normal. Surprisingly she didn't get pissed at that comment haha. So the date finally wraps up and we are leaving, I walk her to her car and hug her goodnight and said "we'll keep in touch"

That is a horror story?  Big deal.  The first gal I dated on-line didn't say she was skinny.  I like 'em curvy, but she was beyond that.  But it wasn't that hard to sit through dinner and some drinks still knowing I wasn't interested.  I'm in the communication business, though, so I can talk to anyone for even a couple hours. 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Syddigs:


Online dating is a rip off? Joining a free online site is a rip off but paying $5 a minute to talk to a woman who you have no idea of what she looks like and is probably 200lbs, 35 and whose only chance of having sex is talking to a loser like you?

Yes, that's a much wiser investment.

 

I think it is......with money you waste on what could be lame ass date..Phone sex is way to go its safe and you can do at home and not worry about getting shot down are worse yet getting cockblocked....F--k Datingto dating as well as dating sites like match, eharmony

 
 
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been on several free dating sites and always had fun on them.  Some horrible dates, but some great dates. It's just another avenue to meet chicks when you're single.  I will say by far it's one of the easiest ways to get laid and cheapest b/c the girl is already someone horny b/c she joined the site.


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