The official douche bag uniform........

I was out at the bar to watch UFC 118 and these shirts were everywhere...these guys just screamed douche bag.....heres the DB breakdown:

1) spiked/gelled hair or a sideways baseball cap

2) either sunglasses or unnatural tan (or noth)

3) a tapout or affliction t shirt

4) plaid shorts or board shorts

5) flip flops

They travel in packs of 3-6 and usually have no females with them.

Usually the docuhe bag in question will have a minimum of 3 of things, most often 4.....a 5 star douche is a rare gem.....

Did I leave anything out?

Train,

You left out the single arm band. Usually worn when preforming strenuous activities which bring upon sweat. But for some reason they wear them to the bar, and usually white to further the effect of their fake tan.

Dont forget the fake earings, and the fake brightling watch, and also thrown in the capris down to the ankles with puma or diesel sneakers

Couple more douchebag accessories

lol, sunglasses are a douchebag accessory?

i wear sunglasses and flip flops. guess im a d-bag.

The T shirts I agree with but everything else on that list is just normal guy clothes.

Its not that you wear sunglasses (when outside) Its the douche bags who have their sunglasses inside, at night, resting on their hear or turned around on their neck...douchebags when your going inside or its dark out you no longer need your sunglasses.

There are only two types of people that wear sunglasses at night

1. The Blind

2. Assholes