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Guys I am from LA, well actually I live in San Diego, but I been watching Lakers since the Magic days.  Tonight was awful.  I cried.  But I bounced back and wrote a rap song.

Please rate this song on a scale of 1-10.  With 10 being good enough to send to a rap producer.  Please don't steal my rap song either because I have proof with this post I am the rightful owner of this song.

Here goes....give me a beat Steve!!

Lakers came to OKC. Trying to show who they be. They on the road playing good D. Couldn't stop Durant as he broke free. Scoring champ that he be. Runner up was the Mamba Kobe. Thunder is young. Thunder is loud. Lakers trying to steal one gotta be proud. Now we go home n protect home court. Changing the plan and all of sorts. Championship is the mission do not abort. Let's send okc home and back to the airport! 
 
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more inspiration to continue my rhyme...

Mike Brown is from outta town. It seems LA thinks he a clown. That makes him frown. You know he down. He not as bad as it sounds. He took Cleveland to new grounds. Made the city a known town. Let's wait n see. What he does in game 3. Before we judge n drag him in the mud. He's no dud. 09 coach of the year what a stud. LA is a tough n not your bud. When you lose you get all the boos. It unfair. Seems like LA dont care. There's standards to compare. Let's wait for Kobe to go on his reign of terror!!
 
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Now they go home and face the sweep.

How do you lose that game coach Brown? who now can't sleep.

Piggy back ride on Kobe is like riding an old sheep.

Let him be Kobe, the man that thinks he has everyone beat.

Beats by Dre.
 
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Dude what are you smoking, I want one of those.

Its like Kobe's dick is filling up all your holes.

Lakers are bad, take it from me.

They wont even survive the coming game 3.

OKC will sweep them or at least give them a shot.

4-1 is the prediction, will you look at that.


 
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last 2 minutes black mamba is black choka
spread plus eight won the lake
OK now C thunder knock on the door and win in four
peace yall

 
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Lakers is weak
Kobe being a dick
Even Durant playing sick
Lakers will get their asses kicked.


 
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Quote Originally Posted by nutribun2:

Dude what are you smoking, I want one of those.

Its like Kobe's dick is filling up all your holes.

Lakers are bad, take it from me.

They wont even survive the coming game 3.

OKC will sweep them or at least give them a shot.

4-1 is the prediction, will you look at that.




I was joking around but you must be a serious rapper.

Kobe's dick, wow.

Let me crip walk outta this thread.


 
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FUCK U people!!! LAKERS WILL WIN IN 8!!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Vinhmlb:

FUCK U people!!! LAKERS WILL WIN IN 8!!

wow. 8 games? Which league is this.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Vinhmlb:

FUCK U people!!! LAKERS WILL WIN IN 8!!


If they play 8 games, Lakers will win.

Now go write another rap song about the Fakers.


 
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LAKERS WILL WIN IN 8!!



Word is born.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Vinhmlb:

FUCK U people!!! LAKERS WILL WIN IN 8!!


lake win in 8

 
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The lakers looked to take game two

but got beat again through and through

kobe looks old and is a ball hog

trying to be point guard isnt your role dog

get your teamates the ball in hopes to score

or you and brown will be going home sore

sessions look like a d league star

your in the nba pick it up dog or youll be looking for crack person in the local wnba bar

Browns whack and doesnt know what to do

bynum and gasol sit and talk it over for a few

 

 

 
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The lakers imploded, what else should we expect,

Kobe sucks, and they are a sinking shipwreck,

but its okay, I'll look forward to tomorrow

Going LARGE on MIAMI, yeah that will cure my sorrow

So I raise my glass, all to MIAM....I kickin some pacer's ASS!



 
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It wasn't all Browns fault. Lakers had it going then came to a halt. Couple of bad plays their wound sprinkled with salt. Thunder did what they came out to do. Protect home court nothing new. LA comes home to protect theirs. One game at a time they'll take a pair. After some time experiences kicks in. For those 4th quarter plays to come up with the win. So sit tight. Watch Lakers take flight. Lake show gonna be outta sight!!!
 
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blake got the ball
wanted to go swoosh
instead of a winner
they call him a douche

do i have a career in rapping or what
 
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phenomenal thread.....sticky worthy
 
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Red means anger right?

I'm happy.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by budwiser:

blake got the ball
wanted to go swoosh
instead of a winner
they call him a douche

do i have a career in rapping or what


LMAO! 

Bravo.
 
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blake got the ball
wanted to go swoosh
instead of a winner
they call him a douche

Oh man, I'm in tears.

Budwiser
 
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  you sucks
 
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Lets take a look at these Lakers, in this forum their better known as the Fakers if you faded them on the road this year they were some serious money makers, now they headed back home, Kobe trying to listen to him some watch the throne, but everybody talkin on the plane like what happen to ur zone, were 0-2 going back home, he said take it easy, I'm talking to the mob now seeing if they can fix it for game threezy, if so will win it real breezy, who's calling me now oh shit its ugly ass lil weezy...  
 
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I'll be at game 8
 
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YO YO YO
LAKERS HAVE A CHANCE IN THE LAST SECOND TO BEAT OKC......
IF KOBE TOOK THE LAST SHOT INSTEAD OF BLAKE FOR THE 3

COACH BROWN WILL BE FIRED MAGIC HAS A NEW REPLACEMENT........
WHAT LAKERS NEED IS A NEW COACH AND MANAGEMENT

THE LAKERS ARE OLD AND OKC IS STILL FRESH N YOUNG
COACH BROWN IS SO BLACK HE LOOKS WELL DONE

EVEN WHEN COACH BROWN GETS MAD YOU CANT SEE ANY RED BLEMISHES ON HIS CHEEKS........
THE WAY THE LAKERS PLAYED LOOKED LIKE THEY HAD ON SOME FOOTBALL CLEATS 

LAKERS WILL NEED MORE THEN A MIRACLE TO PULL AN UPSET.......
BUT I WILL BE ON THE LAKERS ML AT HOME BIG AS MY NEXT BET!! 



 
 
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This thread is a classic but you gotta be joking if you think Flakers got a shot, child please!!! WTF is you smoking? Both the Floppers and Fakers are done plain and simple. They bout to get bitched slapped across the face like the way they pimp hoes. Bend over next to Sabermath cuz y'all finna get reamed. Spurs and Thunders fucking  y'all with the broomstick with no Vaseline.. L.A. Is gonna stand for Loose Ass after these series..
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