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If this bet doesnt win I will cut off my left testicle and post the video on youtube

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Hou -6

Free Money. Get yours.

Long live the NFL, Hot Wings, and Hot Women in miniskirts.

 
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werent you supposed to kill yourself after losing some godawful parlay last week?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by misfits:

werent you supposed to kill yourself after losing some godawful parlay last week?

I won.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by misfits:

werent you supposed to kill yourself after losing some godawful parlay last week?

And isn't your fellatio performing wife supposed to be in your bed with you... 

Instead of here in my bed with me? 




 
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I won.  
sure you did. you fucking waste of life If I dont win tomorrow Im committing suicide 12-09-2011-11:08 Covers
 
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Quote Originally Posted by misfits:

sure you did. you fucking waste of life If I dont win tomorrow Im committing suicide 12-09-2011-11:08 Covers

I won that day. You can believe whatever you want. I dont care. Do I sense a little hostility from this deformed inbred?


Run along. I'll have your wife back to your house in no time, just as soon as Im done releasing all over her face.  
 
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Dude the $50 nasty ass hooker that you're bangin right now pretending to be this dudes wife must be jussttt brruuuuttaalll. If you havent beat the crap out of her already just because you're sad and drunk, I say just leave her be!

And I hope you're not playing against some poor unsuspecting local bookie, cuz suicide would totally be like harsh dead-beat status dude...

 
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DONT WORRY..ITS A WINNER. CHEERS!!
 
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this has me worried about my houston bet
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Lvdonkey:

this has me worried


 
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Quote Originally Posted by Addicted4Gamble:

DONT WORRY..ITS A WINNER. CHEERS!!

 
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I think the Panthers cover here but I am not taking this game. Wade Phillips won't  be on the sidelines today so that great Defense of Houston might have some holes in it for Cam Newton to expose.


Good Luck Everybody!!


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Quote Originally Posted by brendanmc:

 Wade Phillips won't  be on the sidelines today 



 
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Loved this pick earlier in the week but now that Wade Phillips has a different appt. today I'll see if I can rummage up the phone # to John Bobbitt's plastic surgeon for you...

 
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Who the hell wants to see your bloody testicle?
 
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I think your testes will be safe today.  Houston's about to make a fool of Cammy.
 
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who did you win with last week ??????

 
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Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:

Hou -6

Free Money. Get yours.

Long live the NFL, Hot Wings, and Hot Women in miniskirts.

Just post your bet and leave the comments out of it. It's obvious you aren't CREATIVE enough to post anything after your bet, so just let it go. Really, look at your title, really?. Let me guess, you're in your 20's and you think you own the world. No one cares. We want winners, not dumb-ass comments.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dcmc34f:

Just post your bet and leave the comments out of it. It's obvious you aren't CREATIVE enough to post anything after your bet, so just let it go. Really, look at your title, really?. Let me guess, you're in your 20's and you think you own the world. No one cares. We want winners, not dumb-ass comments.

I agree with you totally but someone might say hey buddy look at your picture. Does not exactly make you look you are not a guy in your 20's. Even though its nice to look at.
 
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give this thread thumbs up x2
 
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Quote Originally Posted by howzuck:

Who the hell wants to see your bloody testicle?

'' Chesnuts Roasting on an open fire''

 
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Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:

Hou -6

Free Money. Get yours.

Long live the NFL, Hot Wings, and Hot Women in miniskirts.


Panthers cover.  get that knife ready.
 
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any way you can just do the suicide play ever week till it loses?
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