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Okay, so I’m bitter right now. I went 1-2 with my underdog picks on a Sunday when it seemed like every team getting points was covering.
The following players and teams who should be hanging their heads in shame like I am now:
Giants OT Kareem McKenzie: Dude, don’t lose you’re shit because you’re old as fuck and can’t block anyone anymore. Way to shove a guy to the ground for a second time after the whistle, with an official right there.
Bengals QB Carson Palmer: Remember when this guy was a top 5 quarterback? Well, he might be one of the five worst starting signal callers in the league right now. He’s not accurate, he makes poor decisions and he’s holding Cincy’s offense back. Way to get your guys hurried up to get that field goal attempt in before the final whistle. Oh wait, no you fucked that up and then you just smiled it off.
Raiders kicker Sebastian Janikowski: Big leg but zero touch. Guy goes 3 for 6 on his attempts and costs the Raiders the game on what should be a gimme kick as time expired in the fourth quarter. Good thing they’re spending all that money on him. Overpaid and underachieve go hand and hand in Oaktown.
San Francisco 49ers: So the team favored to win the NFC West is winless and last in the division. Give yourselves a pat on the back boys for another wasted season. Alex Smith should probably start sending out resumes to the UFL now.
The NFC East: Wasn’t this supposed to be the toughest division in football? Washington loses to St. Louis (St. Louis?!), New York’s been embarrassed two weeks in a row and Dallas just picked up its first win of the season.
The following players and teams who should be hanging their heads in shame like I am now:
Giants OT Kareem McKenzie: Dude, don’t lose you’re shit because you’re old as fuck and can’t block anyone anymore. Way to shove a guy to the ground for a second time after the whistle, with an official right there.
Bengals QB Carson Palmer: Remember when this guy was a top 5 quarterback? Well, he might be one of the five worst starting signal callers in the league right now. He’s not accurate, he makes poor decisions and he’s holding Cincy’s offense back. Way to get your guys hurried up to get that field goal attempt in before the final whistle. Oh wait, no you fucked that up and then you just smiled it off.
Raiders kicker Sebastian Janikowski: Big leg but zero touch. Guy goes 3 for 6 on his attempts and costs the Raiders the game on what should be a gimme kick as time expired in the fourth quarter. Good thing they’re spending all that money on him. Overpaid and underachieve go hand and hand in Oaktown.
San Francisco 49ers: So the team favored to win the NFC West is winless and last in the division. Give yourselves a pat on the back boys for another wasted season. Alex Smith should probably start sending out resumes to the UFL now.
The NFC East: Wasn’t this supposed to be the toughest division in football? Washington loses to St. Louis (St. Louis?!), New York’s been embarrassed two weeks in a row and Dallas just picked up its first win of the season.
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