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Author: [Food & Fitness] Topic: Huevos Americanos
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Posted: 9/29/2012 6:47:13 PM
Chorizo
Corn
Black Beans
White Onion
Lime Juice
Eggs
Corn Tortillas

With a title like this the dish should probably be a football sized microwave burrito that requires you to unhinge your jaw and deep throat it but I think burritos are stupid as darn so I decided to rub my huevos all over some spicy meat tacos.  They may not be “muy authenticos” but I don’t live with 16 family members and my kitchen isn’t cluttered with a shitdickload of Baby Jesus and Virgin Mary candles either.       

Squeeze the pork entrails from the plastic tubing into a pan and fry them up until nice and browned.  Set aside.  Toss the corn, black beans, white onion, and lime juice.  Scramble some eggs.  While the eggs are cooking, warm up the corn tortillas on a dry pan over medium heat for about a minute per side.

Assemble your tacos and top with cilantro.  It’s like Mexico all up in your mouth but without the drug violence and shitty accordion music.  If you are unable to control your pathetic fat American impulses, grab a flour tortilla the size of a dinner plate, dump everything in the center, add two cups of rice, an obscene amount of sour cream, and roll that garbage up.  Eat it.
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Posted: 9/30/2012 10:57:15 AM
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Posted: 9/30/2012 4:50:10 PM

Funniest food recipe in the history of Covers.

 

 They may not be “muy authenticos” but I don’t live with 16 family members and my kitchen isn’t cluttered with a shitdickload of Baby Jesus and Virgin Mary candles either.

 

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Posted: 9/30/2012 6:54:42 PM
Nice good stuff!
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Posted: 9/30/2012 10:08:25 PM
Chorizo is the most disgusting "food" on the planet.
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Posted: 9/30/2012 10:30:15 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by depeche2:

Chorizo is the most disgusting "food" on the planet.


What!?!?!

Why do you say that

That spanish sausage is amazing!
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Posted: 10/1/2012 12:11:04 AM

, dump everything in the center, add two cups of rice, an obscene amount of sour cream, and roll that garbage up. Eat it.

All of my taco/burrito dungpiles end up in a heap on the plate anyway. Flavor is the same. Just eat it is right - more sour cream the better. If it tastes like garbage just add more hot sauce and other misc turd until you here the mexican patio blowers.

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