Copa Lib - Sud - Concacaf Champ Thread

Seriously ... how do you get weird pointy hallucinogenic cacti barbs out of your feet ... I'm scooting around on the floor to the extent I look like a dog with hiney worms.. like ... ugh ... is the risk of one day getting sharp pointy barbs in your feet a reason to once again trust relationships??? 

Like ... let's say I call an escort right now who specializes in foot fetishes ... she's gonna be majorly bummed when she shows up and I'm paying her to pull 'stobs' (that's a very old southern term for those that aren't acquainted with the vernacular lol) out of the bottom of my feet.  I'm about to take THE BOAT RIDE OF DEATH... and I need my feet to be shipshape ...

But I digress 

Let's talk tomorrows footie

Majorly Bummed

I didn't see this perfecf name until I was wakened by rhis odd fellow.

4.5.23

LIB:          9.30

SUD:         4.88

CONCA:     -1.60

4.6.23

Melgar v. Olimpia 7 PM CDT (LIB)

Olimpia's main striker is out - however, they are a better team than Melgar.  Two young strikers will debut tonight for Olimpia, in Arequipa.  Olimpia's 1st string keeper is also out. 

BTTS YES (-112)

Melgar DNB (-115)

Atletico Mineiro v. Libertad 5 PM CDT LIB

o/2.5 (-118)

BTTS YES (+110) 5 units

Liverpool (Uru) v. Corinthians (the Bible) 5 PM CDT (LIB)

1H DRAW (-105)

u/2 (-112)

Monagas (Ven, even though it sounds like someting a person takes for yeast infection) v. Boca Juniors 7 PM CDT (Lib)

@Disbarred

 Monagas v. Boca 

Luca Langoni to score YES (+185) 3 units

 Monagas v. Boca 

Luca Langoni to score YES (+185) 3 units

Boca TT o/1.5 (-108)

Ezequiel Fernandez (LONGSHOT bench player) to score YES (+775)

Luca Langoni to score YES (+185) 3 units

Huracan v. Guarani (SUD) 5 PM CDT 

Ugh - both of these teams have disappointed me in the past, much like Magic Mike 2 - but not the current Taylor Swift concert tour. 

Huracan is in atrocious form.  I remember when they were in a similar spot about 3 to 5 years ago . . . and they came out swinging like 12 swingers on MDMA.  I'm going to trust my memory and just bet my gut.  Guarani too, has talent - like .... a young Lady Gaga before she had the nose job.  

o/2,75 (+158)

This is a gut play.  Huracan pushes tonight.

Huracan TT o/1.5 (-115)

Guarani TT o/.5 (-105) 3 units

This just smells exactly like two past memories i had of these teams, when they were in similar positions. 

Bidet question .... so like ... what's the proper order of operations?

@Disbarred

 Great job with the huracan play!! I love the Libertadores and sudamericana! Im staying far away from that conca garbage! I’ve lost way too much on it!! Horrible level of football and lost a lot on it! They should just merge the concacaf and conmebol, improve the MLS and Mexicos level playing against Brazilians, Argentinians, Uruguayans, Colombians and Ecuadorian teams, which all have good form! 

LIB:          -3.13

SUD:         10.46

CONCA:     -1.60

4.18.23

Big fish vs small fish

Flu v. The Strongest 

Fluminense TT o/3.5 (+145)  

Flu v. The Strongest o/3.5 (-115)

NOB v. Blooming

NOB v. Blooming o/3 (+115)

Boca v. Pereira   

BTTS YES (+118) 2 units

Bragantino v. Oriente Petrolero

Brag TT o/2.5 (-140)

o/3,25 (-112)

sao Paulo v. Academia Puerto Cabello

o/2,75 (-128)

Estudiantes v. Tacuary 

Estudiantes TT o/2.5 (-125)

NOB match 

Brian Nicholas Aguirre to score YES (+260)

NOB match 

 Brian Nicholas Aguirre to score YES (+260)

Recalde to score YES (EVEN)

LIB:          -2.92

 SUD:         10.18

CONCA:     -1.60

4.19.23

Guarani v. Danubio

BTTS YES -105

Guarani TT o/1.5 (+169)

Guarani TT o/2.5 (+550)  I've seen this matchup before for Guarani.

River Plate v. Cristal  - fade peru

o/3.5 AND Plate Win (+110)

Bol buddy!

I was gonna post Guarani earlier. 

I'll bite on it now. 

Let's get em!

Barcelona v. Bolivar

BTTS YES EVEN

o/2.5 (-120)

BDH = lets crush the Guarani match!!!  Off to see game 2 for the Stars .... we best bring the pain on the second period hit.

Not cup play

Saprissa v. Zeledon 9 pm cst

saprissa tt o/2.5 (-130) 5 units

guarani danubio o/2,25 (+102)

Now - off to go party like a rock star - let's win!!! 

No shit? I live in msp area of Minnesota. Don't like the wild chances myself. But hell yea go wild and have fun!

I'll be at my local watering hole as 830 sharp!

Any action on the game by chance?

oh one last smash and grab

LDU Quito v. Mag 2H highest goals EVEn