Ben - hope you are doing well! Been wrapped up in "the ketchup bottle" case and the new girlfriend . . . not in that particular order. Ketchup bottle case is hilarious. Guests were at my hotel on the 6th floor. . . they ordered room service. . . room service delivers the tray of food . . . in the guest room . . . leaves the tray and departs . . . mom and dad decide to take the tray out on the balcony, 6 floors above a very significant and tourist heavy attraction . . . 2 yo is fiddling with a glass catsup bottle on the room service cart . . . dad moves the bottle to the railing side of the tray . . . dad hits the tray with his knee, knocking the bottle off the tray . . . where it fell 6 stories . . . meanwhile, one year old is being pushed on the public city-owned walkway below . . . bam - right in the head. Crazy stuff - subarachnoid hematoma . . . balcony to code . . . condiment bottle within industry standard . . . cray cray -
Let's win and avoid falling condiment bottles 
Ben - I'd have to change my name from Disbarred to Impeached within a month. I have a poor track record. I got removed from the Board of Directors from a group of high school age mentors because of my ill-timed and public comparison of how both Lucille Ball and Monica Lewinsky (the cigar clinton incident) both enjoyed good cubans n-side them . . . plus, ever since the "restraining order of 2014", I'm no longer allowed to kiss babies in public - that would doom my campaign notwithstanding what I seriously presume would be your campaign running acumen!
Oh - and also - to all of you who have ever shown up at baggage claim only to discover that your bag disappeared from the carousel . . . I apologize on behalf of those of us who accidentally grab the wrong bag. This morning, i threw my suitcase from last night's arrival onto an ottoman (the furniture, not a turk) . . . unzipped that cat . . . and recognized there was an immediate problem when feminine hygiene products started tumbling out . . . I can only imagine what the poor sot who has my bag is thinking . . . hope he uses the 1962 circa FBI lockpicks to his benefit. . . I wouldn't mind having my Bible and Koran back, though. There was like 16 pounds (weight not $) worth of high quality bell bottom leisure wear in my bag that I'm going to miss.
You had me at "then we go disco!" 
Sign me up . . . it's either going to go well, or . . . i'm imagining the final 5 minutes of Thelma and Louise!
Magallanes v. Medellin 4 pm CST LIB
Magallanes TT o/1.5 (+160)
Magallanes WIN either 1-0, 2-0 or 2-1 (+220)
Magallanes to Score Both Halves YES (+330)
Thursday, March 9, 2023 Wagers:
Emelec v Deportivo Cuenca 6 PM CST Suda
Emelec win 1-0, 2-0 or 2-1 (+165)
Emelec win and game total o/1.5 (-135)
Blooming v Palmaflor. 4 pm CST Sud
BTTS YES (-125) 3 units
O/3 (+188)
O/2,75 (+134) 5 units
Palmaflor TT o/1.5 (+190)
Cobresal v Palestino 4 PM CST Sud
BTTS YES and game total o/2.5 (+115)
Fortaleza v Cerro Porteno 4 pm CST LIB
1h u/,75 (+110)
Fortaleza u/,5 1H (-120)
HuraCAN v. Sp. Cristal 4 PM CST (time change)
Huracan WIN and game total o/1.5 (-135)
Huracan Win 1-0, 2-0 or 2-1 (+145)
Tuesday, April 4, 2023
The Strongest v. River Plate (Lib) 5 PM CDT
Highest Scoring Half 2nd (EVEN)
BTTS YES (-132)
Alianza Lima v. At Par (Lib) 5 PM CDT
1H DRAW YES (EVEN)
Arg Jrs v. Independiente del Valle 5 PM CDT (Lib)
Ind del Valle 1H +,25 (-102)
1st HALF u/,75 (+120)
Arg Jrs CLEAN SHEET YES (EVEN)
Established in 1995,
P66 as your running mate, we would get traction.
Look at the fucksticks on both sides running your country and mine, we run a campaign on Overs in South American Futbol and liquor for all. Then we go to the disco.
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