Grinder360

Didn't even need to sweat it out, easy cash on Fever 1H. Thanks again!

You literally can't make this up.

Tampa up 14–10 at the half.

Game opens with fireworks, 2 scores in the first few minutes. Then the books hand out Tampa +1 for the 2H.

Enter: JDash, ready to bless the Bucs with his signature 2H reverse juju.

And like clockwork…

• Tampa’s offense stalls.

• Houston takes the lead.

• The game turns into a rock fight.

• With time melting away, Tampa scores a near walk-off touchdown to WIN the game 20–19…

• But they STILL lose the 2H 9–6 because they missed the 2 PT conversion!

He picked a side that WON THE GAME… and still lost the bet.

That’s not a bad beat — that’s an art form.

Only JDash can identify the one single outcome where his team wins and he still finds a way to lose.

You’d think the TD would save him.

Nope.

It was perfectly timed to benefit everyone except the one guy holding Tampa +1 2H... 

At this point, his plays should come with a disclaimer:

I was definitely worried about my LSU teaser at the half thinking they might get upset. Then my Blue Sky Bud came in with his usual 2H prime time big game disaster and I figured LSU will probably cover the spread now and my teaser is fine. And sure enough. Keep up the great work J-Diddy.

By the way that Blue Sky experiment didn't go very well. Can we get you back on X so I can get real time fade notifications? I actually helped bring you a lot of followers... granted to fade you, but still followers.

Large on my Vols? Was really looking forward to the game too... 

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Good job.

This person needs to be banned and seek psychiatric help. Sickening!

Well technically I had +1.5 but you definitely lost it for a lot of people... nice job as always son.

YES I AM SURE!

Welp… there it is.

Ravens up 20–13 at the half. I'm sitting cozy on Ravens ML thinking, "Just coast. Don’t do anything stupid."

Then it happens.

JDashIdiot enters the chat with Ravens 2H Pick’em.
And I immediately feel like I just watched someone sneeze on my ticket.

From that moment on, the second half turns into a circus.

Buffalo starts moving like they’ve got turbo boosts in their cleats.
Ravens forget what defense is.
And suddenly I’m sweating a Mylanta Classic™ just trying to survive my original bet.

Final score?
Bills 41, Ravens 40.
The exact type of soul-snatching ending only this man can summon.

I swear, he’s not betting anymore — he’s performing rituals.

If you see JDash post your side, cash out immediately and go hug your kids.
If he posts the opposite side, congratulations — your bet just became 99% certified.

There should be an app that alerts you when he places a wager so you can emotionally prepare for the chaos that’s coming.

Ughh... last thing I wanted to see.

It's fun when I have no action and can fade, but when I'm already locked into a parlay this is a mylanta special...

I'll never understand why Managers pull pitchers as soon as the no hitter is over. Complete games is such a thing of the past. Nolan Ryan would give up runs and tons of hits and you'd have to kill him to take him out of a game and he played into his mid 40's, but these days players are so protected. Very annoying. No way would Yamamoto given up 4 runs. Holliday was just hacking and got a good pitch. Hard to believe Dave Roberts has multiple world series because he makes so many boneheaded decisions.

Man I'm trying to enjoy the game here... now I can turn it off, FML.  They may not score at all now.

Lay off the Rangers bro. You have been on them all week and killed my future bet. Give them a chance to try and get back in the wild card race please.

I always feel like the overs are inflated, definitely going to ride with your research but I must be picking the wrong ones but my totals go under a lot.

Also please go back to X/Twitter, no one is on blue sky, at least on X you had some engagement... from me. Stop being J_Dash_Democrat, Elon needs you.

Well... I'll give him a pass because Hali got hurt. They could have probably covered the spread.

Now this other forum mush that took Pacers 2H knowing Hali is out... that was something special to witness. Had to take the Thunder again.

You honestly can’t script this any better.

Game 7. NBA Finals.

Thunder -6.5. Haliburton gets hurt in the 1st quarter — anyone with a functioning brain knows Indiana’s toast.

But they hustle their way to a 1-point halftime lead, and the books hand out a gift — Thunder basically -5.5 live.

Every sharp on the planet knows what to do there…

Except one man.

JDashIdiot — the momentum grim reaper — jumps in on Indiana 2H.

And like clockwork… Thunder rip off a 22 point lead mid 4th quarter, cruise to the title, and JDash cashes yet another “fade me” ticket for the rest of us.

But here’s the part that really kills me lol:

His profile says:

"Stupid people are a greater threat to society than criminals."

Buddy… after this game, you’re basically public enemy #1 at this point.

If stupidity were a felony, you'd be serving life without parole — with no chance for early release after that Pacers 2H play.

Your bets aren’t just bad… they’re historically bad. I'm reminded of so many playoff games where your 2H plays make the game go 180.

Generations from now, historians will study this series of collapses and teach future bettors to “always check the JDash fade.”

Congratulations to the Thunder… and congrats to all of us who have learned when to fade this walking disasterpiece.

Geez you didn't have to take out Hali too.

I wanted to see a great game with no excuses. Now the Pacers have two. Hali and you.

 And when he really loves a game...