IND 6.5, ML
You honestly can’t script this any better.
Game 7. NBA Finals.
Thunder -6.5. Haliburton gets hurt in the 1st quarter — anyone with a functioning brain knows Indiana’s toast.
But they hustle their way to a 1-point halftime lead, and the books hand out a gift — Thunder basically -5.5 live.
Every sharp on the planet knows what to do there…
Except one man.
JDashIdiot — the momentum grim reaper — jumps in on Indiana 2H.
And like clockwork… Thunder rip off a 22 point lead mid 4th quarter, cruise to the title, and JDash cashes yet another “fade me” ticket for the rest of us.
But here’s the part that really kills me lol:
His profile says:
"Stupid people are a greater threat to society than criminals."
Buddy… after this game, you’re basically public enemy #1 at this point.
If stupidity were a felony, you'd be serving life without parole — with no chance for early release after that Pacers 2H play.
Your bets aren’t just bad… they’re historically bad. I'm reminded of so many playoff games where your 2H plays make the game go 180.
Generations from now, historians will study this series of collapses and teach future bettors to “always check the JDash fade.”
Congratulations to the Thunder… and congrats to all of us who have learned when to fade this walking disasterpiece.
You honestly can’t script this any better.
Game 7. NBA Finals.
Thunder -6.5. Haliburton gets hurt in the 1st quarter — anyone with a functioning brain knows Indiana’s toast.
But they hustle their way to a 1-point halftime lead, and the books hand out a gift — Thunder basically -5.5 live.
Every sharp on the planet knows what to do there…
Except one man.
JDashIdiot — the momentum grim reaper — jumps in on Indiana 2H.
And like clockwork… Thunder rip off a 22 point lead mid 4th quarter, cruise to the title, and JDash cashes yet another “fade me” ticket for the rest of us.
But here’s the part that really kills me lol:
His profile says:
"Stupid people are a greater threat to society than criminals."
Buddy… after this game, you’re basically public enemy #1 at this point.
If stupidity were a felony, you'd be serving life without parole — with no chance for early release after that Pacers 2H play.
Your bets aren’t just bad… they’re historically bad. I'm reminded of so many playoff games where your 2H plays make the game go 180.
Generations from now, historians will study this series of collapses and teach future bettors to “always check the JDash fade.”
Congratulations to the Thunder… and congrats to all of us who have learned when to fade this walking disasterpiece.
Also please go back to X/Twitter, no one is on blue sky, at least on X you had some engagement... from me. Stop being J_Dash_Democrat, Elon needs you.
Also please go back to X/Twitter, no one is on blue sky, at least on X you had some engagement... from me. Stop being J_Dash_Democrat, Elon needs you.
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