got a good laugh on that one dude-here a story for ya about 8 years back i was coming home from the race track-well there were these 2 chicks hiching a ride, i though they were going to this club that i would have to pass on the way home-so i say good evening ladies are you going to the club-no they say we just ran out of money and where just having some fun well to cut the story short i asked them if they wanted to have a drink sure they say we got nothing else to do, so i stop at the beer store and grab a case of beer and a bottle of captain morgan rum------so i bang the first chick and after i m done we sit up and have a few drinks, then i say to the other one you know i wouldn t mind having a blow-job and she says well i m not blowing you after you fucking her so i get out of the car and i wash it off with beer and then get back in the car-----well when this chick goes down on me she gags and says shit i hate kiths -well i wasn t about to wash it off with rum so i just gave her the same treatment as her friend-strange things happen when you least expect it--true story.
got a good laugh on that one dude-here a story for ya about 8 years back i was coming home from the race track-well there were these 2 chicks hiching a ride, i though they were going to this club that i would have to pass on the way home-so i say good evening ladies are you going to the club-no they say we just ran out of money and where just having some fun well to cut the story short i asked them if they wanted to have a drink sure they say we got nothing else to do, so i stop at the beer store and grab a case of beer and a bottle of captain morgan rum------so i bang the first chick and after i m done we sit up and have a few drinks, then i say to the other one you know i wouldn t mind having a blow-job and she says well i m not blowing you after you fucking her so i get out of the car and i wash it off with beer and then get back in the car-----well when this chick goes down on me she gags and says shit i hate kiths -well i wasn t about to wash it off with rum so i just gave her the same treatment as her friend-strange things happen when you least expect it--true story.
were they teens?
you went and got beer, then drank in the car? Banged in the car?
what the hell is a "kith" ? gave her the treatment?
Story telling is not your best skill.
You should rename yourself...pigaloca...lol
Disgustingly filthy!...filthy I tell you!...no wonder we have all these STDs going around, it's people like you that spread it...gross man!...go wash your mouth with listerine right now!!
yeah that's classic....
i got 1 for yeez....
god forgive me...
in my younger days i used to be let's just say wild with girls, money, and drugs(as we all were). well at this point in my life i was 22, and had never had a threesome in my life, but had banged out plenty of girls. so im at the casino with a couple of the homeboys, and we start hitting it off with this group of girls. now my buddies are broke and leave me to go back to our pad and grab some money... turns out these girls and i start getting into conversation, and all 3 of them are bi-sexual. so i am like yeah that's pretty much awesome. so they convince me(didn't take much), to get a bunch of heroin and cocaine and grab a hotel in the casino, and obviously they'd "make it worth my while". SOLD.
so obviously we have an absolutely splendid night. don't need to go into all of the details because this story has less to do with sex and more to do with pure awful irony. now after we've gotten completely trashed off of drugs and had sex in every postion and every combination of fellatio, anal, and vaggg pounding and eating. we all pass out. so i wake up in this hotel room naked with my face laying in about $500 worth of crushed up heroin and cocaine laid out on the glass coffee table in the middle of the hotel room. i get dressed and realize the girls are gone, but i still have all the drugs somehow because these girls didn't rob me of either the drugs or the money, so i knew theyd be back almost for sure... so i shower, order room service(not that i could eat much) and relax for a second...
anyhow the girls returned to the room all changed and asked me if i could give them a ride home to where they live, and i obviously obliged them...
so i drop off the first girl and then ask the other two where they live, and they tell me, real close so i say hey no problem. turns out two of the girls ended up being SISTERS!!! man that's not even the yucky part, so i approach their neighborhood to pull in and take them to there house and i say to myself, oh my dad just moved here with his new wife he married, and they both dont respond. so then i turn on to the street and i get a sick feeling in my stomach, yes, i pull in there driveway and what do you know? it's my fucking dad's new house. he just married a new wife(#4 mind you), and i just fucked the shit out of his wife's two 22 and 24 year old heroin and cocaine snorting lesbian daughters. i just fucked my own step sisters kind of.
now i know its not incest and at this point hadnt even met my dad's new wife or his family(my dad has like 3 ex-wives, and 4 kids), so yeah obviously i straight up told them that there step dad was my father. so i brought them in to say hi to my dad, and he knew immediately what had happened just by looking at my face, now my dad is cool and hey there not his biological daughrers, so he wasnt upset, almost proud of me, it was probably the most weird fucking moment i've ever been a part of, because he introduced me to his wife and she was so so nice and so friendly. she had no clue that her husbands son from another marriage had just ragged the shit out of her lesbian incest daughters while inhaling ridiculous amounts of drugs.
the worst part is... we did the same fucking thing the next night!!!!! that's what's fucking gross. i am a sick sick sick individual and im sorry but i couldn't help it. hey like i said, i have absolutely no relation to those girls or that family. yeah my dad married there mom, but hey that doesn't make it wrong does it? now i know nobody here can blame me for engaging in the orgy on the first night, because i didn't know. but doing it a second night in a row, i want feedback, was i wrong for that?
please people respond. yes or no to fucking your dad's stepdaughters when you dont really have a good relationship with your father, and you've never met his family, even if they are technically his kids, step kids anyway.... NO BLOOD obviously, and not even really family... had my dad not married there mother it wouldnt even be a discussion...
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