I met this girl at the bar on New Years Eve. I was doin' the whole fartnsniff thing, you know chillin' with my boys, playin' it cool, peepin' the scene.
Well we, me and the fellas, were a few shots up early in the night. This group of five chicks were hangin' out at the table a little ways down from us. Four of the five were smokin' hot and I do mean HOT. The fifth chick was a lard ass, but still fuckable after about 12 beers or so. Seems like there is always one fat chic in the group but, whatever.
So were hangin' out doin our thang, and I kept my eye on this one blonde chic that was in there group. I knew she was eye-ballin me too. Every time I looked over to their group out of the corner of my eye I could see she was peeking at me too.
So the night goes on and she walks past us, me and the fellas that is, she comes up to me and asks me if I have a lighter. I said yea sure. She asks me if I wanna go outside for a smoke. Now normally RickeM would never touch a chic that smokes, but this girl was fuckin' hot, I'm talkin' 5ft 9, beautiful blonde hair, gorgeous blue eyes, tiny waist, nice big tits, just perfect. I really couldn't believe it.
So we go outside and smoke and start talkin', you know, this-that, doesn't matter. We hit it off pretty good.
Well, long story short I end up going back to ole' girls apartment in the city at about 4am, and I'm not wasted but I have a good buzz goin on and I'm thinking I'm getting my dick sucked for sure.
So we make our way to her place and were both tired, but not too tired ya know, for sex that is. We get to her place and talk for a bit, do a little tv, then it starts. We start kissing and all that bullshit. I slowly take my right hand start rubbing her fat tits and then make my way down south ya dig? Very sly, I take two fingers and start rubbing her piss flaps and then very discretely smell my fingers to see if its good to go. She passes with flying colors!
At this point it's game on!
Well my dick was so hard you could swing from it at this point.
So were kissing and rubbing and all that shit. So I get her shirt off, and then her pants. She was wearing white underpants, not a thong but not full coverage either, I don't know what the fuck to call them, and I'm a sucker for a girl in white. So I get my head down there to proceed to have a taste of her box and then it hit me.
I start takin' her drawers off and when I got them off I saw this god awful skidmark on the part that covers the ass!
My dick sank like a Russian submarine that had just been hit by a ballistic missile. I honestly did not know what to do!
I tried to smell her ass to see if she had recently takin' a shit. Maybe she didn't wipe good enough. But, I just couldn't go through with it.
I quickly reached for my cell phone which was in my pocket. My pants were still on at this point so it didn't look suspicious.
I told her I got a phone call from a drunk friend who needed a ride home and quickly got the hell out of there. I was completely disgusted. It was one of the worst sexual experiences of my life.
True story fellas.