This chick was smoking hot in all aspects (but by your standards she could have been nothing better than average).
So she had a little skid. Could have been an ole' skid. I am sure you have seen your own skids before. If you didnt smell shit when you slid off her tighty whiteys than when on earth would you bail.
Next steps should have gone as follows :
1.You shoulda have whipped out the member and shoved it in her mouth.
2. After a few minutes you shoulda shoved that member in between those BIG titties and done so titty fucking while you rubbed her clit.
3. After that got old time would have been right on for so serious banging.
This chick was smoking hot in all aspects (but by your standards she could have been nothing better than average).
So she had a little skid. Could have been an ole' skid. I am sure you have seen your own skids before. If you didnt smell shit when you slid off her tighty whiteys than when on earth would you bail.
Next steps should have gone as follows :
1.You shoulda have whipped out the member and shoved it in her mouth.
2. After a few minutes you shoulda shoved that member in between those BIG titties and done so titty fucking while you rubbed her clit.
3. After that got old time would have been right on for so serious banging.
This is a very similar story to one from my favorite book "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" by Tucker Max. His story is called "The Phantom Menace" and he sets the standard for what should be done during times like these.
This is a very similar story to one from my favorite book "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" by Tucker Max. His story is called "The Phantom Menace" and he sets the standard for what should be done during times like these.
This is a very similar story to one from my favorite book "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" by Tucker Max. His story is called "The Phantom Menace" and he sets the standard for what should be done during times like these.
This is a very similar story to one from my favorite book "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" by Tucker Max. His story is called "The Phantom Menace" and he sets the standard for what should be done during times like these.
got a good laugh on that one dude-here a story for ya about 8 years back i was coming home from the race track-well there were these 2 chicks hiching a ride, i though they were going to this club that i would have to pass on the way home-so i say good evening ladies are you going to the club-no they say we just ran out of money and where just having some fun well to cut the story short i asked them if they wanted to have a drink sure they say we got nothing else to do, so i stop at the beer store and grab a case of beer and a bottle of captain morgan rum------so i bang the first chick and after i m done we sit up and have a few drinks, then i say to the other one you know i wouldn t mind having a blow-job and she says well i m not blowing you after you fucking her so i get out of the car and i wash it off with beer and then get back in the car-----well when this chick goes down on me she gags and says shit i hate kiths -well i wasn t about to wash it off with rum so i just gave her the same treatment as her friend-strange things happen when you least expect it--true story.
got a good laugh on that one dude-here a story for ya about 8 years back i was coming home from the race track-well there were these 2 chicks hiching a ride, i though they were going to this club that i would have to pass on the way home-so i say good evening ladies are you going to the club-no they say we just ran out of money and where just having some fun well to cut the story short i asked them if they wanted to have a drink sure they say we got nothing else to do, so i stop at the beer store and grab a case of beer and a bottle of captain morgan rum------so i bang the first chick and after i m done we sit up and have a few drinks, then i say to the other one you know i wouldn t mind having a blow-job and she says well i m not blowing you after you fucking her so i get out of the car and i wash it off with beer and then get back in the car-----well when this chick goes down on me she gags and says shit i hate kiths -well i wasn t about to wash it off with rum so i just gave her the same treatment as her friend-strange things happen when you least expect it--true story.
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